Smooth as ....

...silk....glass...a Ken doll... a baby's bottom?

With Jake looking so sharp, can't resist a flashback some of his beardless looks, so smooth is could be criminal.


Or "slightly close"
It'll be to be a wait and see what parties Jake shows off his clean close shave at tonight and tomorrow.

Eastbound

It's a taxing day for many.

But maybe more a "As You Wish" day for a couple.

I love me some NYC in the springtime. - AUS10

Seems like Mr. Nichols is alluding to being New York and loving it.

So, if Austin is in New York, does that mean Jake's in LA or is he celebrating Passover with his family who live in New York?

And if Austin is in New York is he looking for the Afikomen tonight at the First Seder?

(Maybe start here)

And does a tree grow in Brooklyn? Or Manhattan?

And if Austin is a twactor wouldn't he be this?

Passover is eight days set aside to commemorate the emancipation of the Israelites from slavery in ancient Egypt and the gift of a promised land.

A family holiday, most often families gather together for the first Passover Seder, and then invite friends to join them for Seder on the second night.Through the rituals of Passover, families and individuals have the ability to relive and experience the true freedom that their ancestors gained.

Chag Sameach Pesach!

Ostrich It's a good thing.

Jake is everywhere. He introduced two clips on the Discovery channel on Saturday. Sunday PoP had a spot on WWE wrestling. We will see him PoP up on Lifetime next?

But they all missed boat when they didn't book Jake on Martha Stewart.

Martha and Jake doing crafts with ostrich eggs and feather. A faux Faberge egg for the mantel , or an wonderful ostrich feather wreath for the house.

"With me today is the very handsome Jake Yillenhoolahey, you didn't know I spoke Swedish did you? Who's the Prince of Persia. The movie Prince of Persia, that has the most amazing fabrics and rugs, it reminds of all those beautiful Persian rugs I had my assistants bring back after that party I went to Malcolm Forbes' party years ago. Speaking of glittery sparkles we're going to make this amazing faux Faberge Egg with Jake."



"Hi Jake "

"Hi Martha"

"It's amazing that you've never been here before. You're sister Maggie's been here."

"Yeah, she said she had fun making breadsticks with you. "

"Look at you both there. You like brother and sister."

"Well because we are."

"Well they were most amazingly delicious breadsticks made with extracts from the vegetables and herbs from my garden. Now you're friends with a friend of mine chef Mario Batali who makes the most amazing things every times he comes. You fancy yourself a bit of a cook don't you."

"Well I...."

"Well we're not going to do that, we're going to make this magnificent Faberge egg from a ostrich egg. I read that you were afraid of ostriches because of the movie. Prince of Persia. You are chase by ostriches. You know I am raising 3 ostriches as a part of my aviary on the Hamptons, I've got Coco, Dior and Karl. You can tell which one is Karl he got his neck through that black tube and won't let us take it off. And he doesn't like Coco at all."
Oh look at you there are you running away?


"They were chasing me."

"Oh my ostriches would never do that. Well maybe Karl."

"Do you know what ostriches can do? They can ..."

"While yes I do. One ostrich egg is equivalent to a dozen chicken eggs. Did you know Jake I have my own chickens? I've got Cuckoo Marans, Mottled Cochins, and Porcelains. The marans eggs have these dark brown eggs, and the porcelains lay the most beautiful blue eyes ever. Jake you have a garden don't you? You know you should get some chickens too? Do you have any birds at home?"
"Well...."

"Now we have these most beautiful perfect ostrich eggs here. They are quite strong, so need to be so delicate with them. To make this faux Faberge you will need 70,000 to 80,000 swaroski crystals, fine tip glue, 16mm gold braiding, gold leaf, tweezers, a drummel drill, hammer, blow torch..."

"Whoa Whoa Martha...a blow torch? Really? Isn't that a lot of stuff...."

"Oh Jake, it's never enough. You need to have all tools, all available at Martha Stewart dot com or a Michael's Crafts near you. Now mark the design you want on the egg with one of my Martha Stewart craft pens and just start gluing all this amazing beautiful tiny crystals on one by one......."

"This is going to take awhile. Wow how did you get yours done so fast?"

"You might to start with something a little smaller than an ostrich egg, you want to get it done faster, you can do this with a goose egg. Can you get your hands on some goose eggs Jake?"

"Well I don't sleep more than 2 hours a night and I did it all while baking and decorating this quarter scale replica of the Gates of Alamut cake. " (Rolling back the set to reveal a wall of cake)

"I can't compete with that."

"And I made it with all the ostrich eggs we're using today."

"See Jake. Ostriches are a good thing."


Jake on Good Morning America this Morning



Don't forget Jake's on Martha's good friend Dave tonight.

PoP Tour : PoPping along

TONIGHT
Late Show With David Letterman
Date: May 24th, 2010
Time: 11:35 PM
Channel: CBS
Source

May 25th, 2010

MTV Live (Canada)
Date: May 25th, 2010
Time: 6:00 PM (Eastern)
Channel: MTV
Source

Jimmy Kimmel Live
Date: May 25th, 2010
Time: 12:05 AM
Channel: ABC
Source

May 26th, 2010

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Date: May 26th, 2010
Time: 12:35 AM
Channel: NBC
Source


Live With Regis & Kelly
Date: May 26th, 2010
Time: Syndicated (Check Your Local Listings)
Channel: ABC


Jake Gyllenhaal: Live At eTalk (Canada)
Date: May 25th, 2010
Time: 10:00 AM (Eastern)
Channel: CTV


May 27th, 2010

The Early Show
Date: May 27th, 2010
Time: 7:00 AM - 9:00 AM (Eastern)
Channel: CBS

INNERSPACE (Canada)
Date: May 27th, 2010
Time: 11:00 PM (Eastern)
Channel: Space

Everything's Jake

"Everything's Jake" - def. 1.everything is okay, good, 2.The plan is working. 3.the next 7 days before PoP opens.


It does seem like it is "everything's Jake" and Jake's been making sure of it. Gyllenhaaling everywhere promoting. Screenings that turned out to be not only a (Pop)Sugar but a little Spicy. (You are the realSex and the City? So what do you have a Chrysler or Empire State Building? Or it's a Statue of Liberty? The crown, the torch,....)

But it's not just about wooing the lady (fans) he's got 3 more quadrants of movie goers to reached and he's up for such a challenge.

Showing up in interviews on a third MTV show today PoP is going for the teen box office. And it's only 3/4th complete, next week MTV having their show Ultimate Parkour Challege next week to be a PoP challenge, getting more of those teen guy movie goers out to check out Parkour on the big screen. And just flashing shirtless Jake some more have girls having no argument in seeing an action blockbuster. (Can we just call it now that Jake and PoP will be included in MTV's movie awards in 2011?)

But Jake and Co. aren't just stopping there they are going even younger, and not just with the toys, no no, Mr. Gooberballs took over Radio Disney for 2 hours this week. Not only will parents be cursing his name for getting their kids begging to see the movie, and buying the dagger of time and all the Legos, but also when they are sitting in the emergency room next weekend waiting for x-rays to come because "Sunday Morning Living Room Parkour" went wrong while they were sleeping in and now they are spending the rest of the day getting the kids patched up.

And for the adults that up before 10am or after 11:30opm Jake's got that covered too with being scheduled for all the morning news shows and pretaping for Jimmy Kimmel and then hitting up Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel next week in a late night trifecta. Sorry now Jon Stewart this time, Jon on vaca and it's rerun city for two weeks. And Jay ? Don't know if its Jake on Team Coco, or seeing a big chin would cause Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome.


He's got almost everyone covered, princesses, free runners, kids, teenagers, parents, gamers, guys, ladies, leather lovers. The only place the Disney train hasn't stopped at is AARPville on their whistle stop campaign.

But that could be taken care of in one fell swoop just have Jake and white hot Betty White do PoP: Golden Girls Spectacular.

He's a "Golden hall" with a thing for golden guys [Au(stin)] and she's a Golden Girl trying to slow down the sands of time, together it's alchemy and adventure wrapped up in glittery giggles. And let's not forget both have done some naughty cooking. Now that's saucy.

"Now who doesn't love pie?"

And then everything would be Jake.

All ready for the fly over Mr. Bruckheimer.
"Excellent"

Excuse me Jerry? Tom's not flying the plane right?

PoP The Royal Tour - PoPapoolaza Push


TODAY
May 22nd, 2010

10 on Top
Date: May 22nd, 2010
Time: 11:30 AM
Channel: MTV
The cast of PoP and other shows are interviewed.

May 24th, 2010

Good Morning America
Date: May 24th, 2010
Time: 7:00 AM - 9:00 AM (Eastern)
Channel: ABC
Source

Late Show With David Letterman
Date: May 24th, 2010
Time: 11:35 PM
Channel: CBS
Source

May 25th, 2010

MTV Live (Canada)
Date: May 25th, 2010
Time: 6:00 PM (Eastern)
Channel: MTV
Source

Jimmy Kimmel Live
Date: May 25th, 2010
Time: 12:05 AM
Channel: ABC
Source

May 26th, 2010

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Date: May 26th, 2010
Time: 12:35 AM
Channel: NBC
Source


Live With Regis & Kelly
Date: May 26th, 2010
Time: Syndicated (Check Your Local Listings)
Channel: ABC


Jake Gyllenhaal: Live At eTalk (Canada)
Date: May 25th, 2010
Time: 10:00 AM (Eastern)
Channel: CTV


May 27th, 2010

The Early Show
Date: May 27th, 2010
Time: 7:00 AM - 9:00 AM (Eastern)
Channel: CBS

INNERSPACE (Canada)
Date: May 27th, 2010
Time: 11:00 PM (Eastern)
Channel: Space