I Know a Little German

....he's sitting over there.

Ok maybe not so little in this case. But it has prompted a Monday Top Ten.

Top Ten Explanations for Austin's Outfit.

10. "I've been bitten by the Bavarian Bug."

9. A man in search of a Oompah band.

8. "This? This what I wear driving the Audi family truckster."

7. Rejected Halloween costume The Little Hummel Boy

6. "Next time in Leadville I'm wearing this."

5. OTH got a new sponsor Ricola.

4. "I 'm going to Sing-a-long Sound of Music night as Kurt Von Trapp."

3. See what happens on OTH writers' night with too much Jagger.

2. Three words: Too much Schlitterbahn

and the number #1 explanation for Austin outfit.

"I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more glockenspiel!"