OMG Investigative Reports (which means we went to Google) has found that Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Simpson had mutual crushes and were set to rendezvous - in August of 2007!
This is months after the magazines have said he began dating his current front cover girl. What the in thw world of Us Weekly! What People are saying that! What the!.... Now wait a minute!!
"Meanwhile, the hot rumor in Los Angeles last week was that Simpson was set to have a romantic rendezvous with Jake Gyllenhaal. Although there is no evidence the two met up, paparazzi had been tipped off that the pair "have a crush on each other" and that they should be on the lookout for a date, according to one celebrity-chaser." NY Daily News
"Now…the buzz about Jake Gyllenhaal and Jess having mutual crushes on each other is building to a crescendo with reports that they’re already in love, and that she visited him at the Beverly Wilshire a couple weeks ago.
Next thing you know there will be pregnancy claims or pending adoptions. Whatever it takes to divert our attention from the stench coming from Simpson’s rotting movie, Bombed…oops… Blonde Ambition." - Hollywood Grind
Wait doesn't that last part kind of sound familiar? A movie about a ditzy blonde? And who wears the mom jeans? Wait wait I'm confused. (Oh Joe! Say it ain't so. Was this your heavy handed PR work?)
No word on what the reaction is - but we can imagine!
From Very Official Offices:
Simpson!!! What did he think he was doing? Amateur PR. Secret dating, mutual crushes, trying to promote a movie! ...
Well isn't that we...
Joe doesn't have clue, look who's she with now
...a NFL star quarterback?
How did they find this?
They Googled it.
Damn it!
Not Jess, just making a point
F
rom a phone in Brentwood/Santa Monica/Ojai/Oh the whoever the hell knows anymore
Simpson! Whaaaaat.... but I'm so tiny! And she's soooooo .....well she's not TINY!
Yeah I know. (disinterest)
And she wears Mom jeans, I don't wear mom jeans, I'm a mom that wears boyfriend jeans.
Yeah I know. (unenthusiastically)
You know she dates some guy from Texas. Texas!
Yeah I know. (thinking of Texas)
That her? Yelling about tiny, mom jeans and Texas?
Yeahhh.(grinning)
Classic.
Yeahhh.(laughing)
Hey do you think that's why Nick was so into punching me?
Yeahhhh (interestingly distracted)
