"They're coming! They're coming!"
Ostriches. Why'd it have to be Ostriches?
I like birds. I love birds
Why are you doing this.
I wear them you know on my shirts.
One, two, Ostriches coming for you.
I worked with them.
Three, four, better lock your door.
I 'm with them. I mean I datemarr....
Five, six, gonna grab your Nic.
You can't have him!
Seven, eight, better stay awake.
I nest! I nest!
Nine, ten, never walk again
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Jake did you have that dream again? You know ostriches aren't after you.
It's just a dream. Just a dream.
Or was it?
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Saturday, May 15, 2010
Once Upon a Matress
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
For the Birds
"But if you don't try to do it then you'll regret it for the rest of the time because that's what this movie is for. It's an opportunity to do crazy sh*t that you wouldn't normally be able to do. Like there's a whole scene with ostriches in the movie.

Yeah, you and me ostrich. Bring it on. They’re all real ostriches, highly paid, and we were all briefed on them for weeks before like “They’re these massive destructive creatures that can tear your heart out with their claws.” (laughs)

I swear to God I never thought of an ostrich this way! And I was shaking in my boots when they finally brought them out and they’re (does an ostrich impression) and I walked up to it and one of my stuntmen was in the ring with them, and finally, I was like, “When am I going to be in a f*cking cage with ostriches again in my life? I gotta get in here!” So I got in there and they were the sweetest things
I have a thing with birds, I understand them, I know them, the birds are my people.
I wear their colors.

Throw down their signs.

I've a way with the ostrich.

The Big Bird.

The owl.

And the Goose. 

I have tasted the Wild Turkey.

I am Jake Gyllenhaal..... Bird Man.
Disclaimer: Bird Man in not way is related to Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law, Birdgirl, Peanut, or The legal offices of Phil Ken Sebbin. 
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