Mullet the Gyllenosophy?

The Gatecrasher gossip page of the New York Daily News is reporting:

" If you've ever fantasized about Jake Gyllenhaal rocking out to Whitesnake while swinging his mullet, you may just get your wish. A source tells us the "Brokeback Mountain" star is neck and neck with Zac Efron to play the lead in the big-screen version of Broadway's 'Rock of Ages. ' "






But will Jake be able to look like this:


or end up looking like this:Wait isn't that really Efron in the yellow? He did make a deal with the devil. Wait it could be Chad Michael Murrary from OTH.

Now here's inspiration for the next picture for US Weekly - think she would do it?
Who are we kidding .
Your grammar lesson of the day:
Jake Gyllenhaal rocking out to Whitesnake - One capital letter and the whole thing changes doesn't it?


Could we hope that he channels his inner David Coverdale and follows the song "Here I go again on my own" and loses the blonde? (Austin dancing on top of a Prius - that would be bonus)

Songs from Rock of Ages the Musical:

* "We Built This City" - Starship
* "Nothin' but a Good Time" - Poison
* "Keep on Loving You" - REO Speedwagon
* "Just Like Paradise" - David Lee Roth
* "I Wanna Rock" - Twisted Sister
* "Too Much Time on My Hands" - Styx
* "Renegade" - Styx
* "I Hate Myself for Loving You" - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
* "Oh Sherrie" - Steve Perry
* "Waiting for a Girl Like You" - Foreigner
* "Shadows of the Night" - Pat Benatar
* "Don't Stop Believing" - Journey
* "Heaven" - Warrant
* "The Search is Over" - Survivor
* "We're Not Gonna Take It" - Twisted Sister
* "High Enough" - Damn Yankees
* "The Final Countdown" - Europe
* "I Want to Know What Love Is" - Foreigner
* "Harden My Heart" - Quarterflash
* "Here I Go Again" - Whitesnake
* "To Be With You" - Mr. Big
* "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" - Poison
* "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - Pat Benatar
* "Can't Fight This Feeling" - REO Speedwagon
* "Wanted Dead or Alive" - Bon Jovi
* "Cum on Feel the Noize" - Slade/Quiet Riot
* "Any Way You Want It" - Journey
* "Heat of the Moment" - Asia
* "Sister Christian" - Night Ranger
* "More Than Words" - Extreme





Mullet: Business in the front and party in the back. Yeah that sums up a lot.