Showing posts with label Sweet Treat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sweet Treat. Show all posts

Friday, December 7, 2007

Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker


Now when there's both, look out.

In Tuesday's Awful Truth - Bev asked Ted

"Has Toothy Tile ever portrayed a vampire?"
and Ted's response was
"Depends. Do you mean onscreen or in a West Hollywood parking lot?"
Garlic may repel vampires, but candy necklaces just entice sweet tooths. Doubtful Toothy would even need the candy, but it's more fun that way.
Bet that sweet Toothy would make sure he left no candy no matter how long it took. But careful it might leave a mark. Now he isn't the only one with a sweet tooth, Gray Goose looks like he likes some sugar* and gets plenty too from his Toothy treat.


*For you non-Southerners - sugar is what you call kisses