Lost in the Woods

Looks like Squatchi is heading back back to the Tree and into the woods. Talking about not seeing the forest for the Trees.

But back to the guy who promise to do naked tree hugging (don't mean shirtless Julian hugging it up on the show )

A tree guide might be helpful before you get involved.

Hemlock - too suspect

Buckeye - too collegiate

Fraser Fir - too Kelsey Grammer

Oak - too much Chardonnay

Pine - too sappy

Willow - too weepy

Palo Verde - too green ?

Redwood - too big? ; )

Birch - too smooth

Money Tree - too easy

and of course

Tree Hill - too crazy
Ooops!



Tonight on the Crazy Tree

" Where Not to Look for Freedom" The Real Housewife of Tree Hill is home taking care of the new baby, BikiniQuinn plays concert promoter at Tric, photographer to concert promoter (it's practically the same thing right?) BrookeDavis(TM) gets an offer (which she shouldn't refuse - JUST GO!) to head back to NY head up Clothes Over Bros, because she's BrookeDavis(TM) dammit and if she can't get a baby she'll take Manhattan. Nathan sets his sights on exposing Professor Kellerman causing the accident with BrookeDavis(TM) and Jamie. Feats of Clay spills the bean to Julians about Nathans discovery, and Julian makes an angry face.

Get Your Butt In the Saddle Today. Gas Is Too Expensive!! -AUS10

Snow Falling on Cedars

... or Crazy Tree, take your pick.

Vespy over at ANJ and I both found an OTH group pic on Saturday that Jana (Alex) put up on her Twitter. Great minds think alike.

Is this last picture of the cast for good? Or just for the season?

And gotta say. Austin's all smack dab against Jana. Is he just trying to leave space for the Holy Ghost between him and his on screen gf just in case people get the wrong idea, that they're dating or something. ; )


We thought that the little acorn would grow into a mighty oak.
Maybe it was just the wrong kind of tree.
Pictures: kramergirl, ANJ

Recycle for the Trees

From Head of the CW Network:

T0: CW Show Promotion Department

RE: Promotional Cost Cooperation

The CW network has been has to take on its share of financial responsibility during these difficult times and makle adjustments to the budgets of every sections. We are asking while he need to put full effort in promoting our two newest show, Melrose Place and that other vampire show that's not Buffy, the rest of the shows will have to share resources and make necessary reductions to their plans.

This is what you get:

Take America's Next Top Model Layout




Give them a theme that means they don't have to use a lot of fonts. Let's make them look like trees. You know Trees - One Tree Hill.

Get a bunch of brown clothes on closeout.


Get a background tree graphic from Olan Mills.

Have the summer students at Parsons to do the photoshop for the final project.



And look what you've got it done for $317. 62



Beat that Fox and Rupert Murdock.

Where would we be without our favorite acorn?

Happy Austin Friday.