When JFC saw US Weekly

Standing around looking at the newest US Weekly.

John to Kai: "See God, Kai."
(Pointing to the cover smiling. )

[He's a hot God, John. ]

Barry: "Avon. Wonderful."

Shaun: "The pigs have got grandma."

[Shaunie! ]

John: "Yesterday was a three-ring circus."
(Pointing again to the magazine)

Barry: "I didn't know I placed an order."

John and Kai being Jake and Reese.

Kai to John: "Touch my tits."

John: "Tits don't ring a bell."

John: "Butchie hurt my tit."

Barry: "I am looking. I am seeing … Avon in an entirely new light."

John: "I've got a cramp! I HAVE TO SELL IT!" (in a Southern drawl)

John walking away.

Kai: Maybe I'll go too. You know, that family's got enough of their own problems, but can't we do our little part to make them worse.

Kai: "Time for your 'Ballbuster Booster Shot'?"
(Picking up the magazine one more time)

John pacing and talking.

John: "Your mother has turned herself into the worst ball-buster known to man so no one would be around her, and she wouldn’t have to be afraid she’d do something like that again."

(walking back and forth)

John: The internet is big.

John: Today will be a three-ring circus.

John: It could mean a thousand years.

John: It could mean 10 minutes.

John : Do we make that up selling at shrines?

Barry, to Ramon, describing his vision: "I see a row of faces...rapt"

Ramon: "In what?"

Ready Freddy:( talking to himself): "We are on the precipice of a clusterfuck."

John: "Some things I know some things I don't"

Shaun: "I know more than I let on."

Bill: "I've got my eye on you!"

John: "No, I've got my eye on you!" (staring at the magazine again)

Butchie to John: "Radio silence 'til further notification. "

John and Linc: "Maximum right now pow boom!"

John: "Tomorrow's another day." (Picking it up again staring at the cover)

John: "If you are the end, I am near you." ( Touching the cover)