Throw old shoes and cans... save the rice

From the sublime(yesterday) to the ridiculous...

It's wedding day in Tree Hill. And you know who is tying one on the knot. BrookeDavis(TM) might get a wedding but maybe not the wedding of her dreams but by God she is going make sure all the attention is on her. IT'S HER DAY! SHE DESERVES IT!!! She needs to look better than anyone there, so why not stack the deck. Here's BrookeDavis'(TM) tips for a perfect wedding. Pregnant maid of honor who will make you the bride look skinny. Kid as the best man, so short no one will see him and you don't have deal with your groom having strippers at the bachelor party, heck they won't get a bachelor party. And finally make sure they find the worst fitting tuxedo for your groom. It's your day and you paid enough for your dress, no one else matters.

Psst.. Run Julian, I'll do some stupid kid thing to distract them.

Junebug and Mama,
Salami Free Wedding - and no bees.

And when you say wedding and Tree Hill it means nothing but crazy drama, secrets and twist. So here are the top ten secrets that could be revealed at the wedding.

OMG's Crazy Tree Twists that are more plausible than anything seen on OTH.

10. Millie relapses at the reception and after 12 runs at the tequila shooter ice luge Coyote Ugly's on the head table at the reception.

9. Weddings mean hook ups. Mouth ends up as Chuck's wing man. Chuck scores!.... a flower girl.

8. Taylor Swift's tour bus breaks down in Tree Hill and is the Wedding Singer. "But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts"

7. Julian's evil twin sister Juliana comes to Tree Hill (dual role for Austin) as a rival fashion designer of BrookeDavis(TM). Alexis/Crystal cat fight in the fountain moment.

6.When asked if anyone objects to these two people getting married, Chad Michael Murray shows up as....... Nick Lachey. (Stay out of it Nick Lachey!)

5.MamaDavis and MotherBaker let it slip about their post Thanksgiving get together after a half dozen boxes of Franzia wine.

4.Haley going into labor during the ceremony? no. Quinn. For an episode of "I didn't know I was pregnant". The child is named "BrookeDavis". So touched BrookeDavis(TM) allows it without any trademark infringement.

3. Julian tells BrookeDavis(TM) he's Richie Rich rich, AFTER she signs the prenup for 64 bucks and a slighty used Kia.

2. The stoner dog who ate Dan's heart crashes the wedding and eats the entire buffet, the wedding cake and Julian's pants.

and the number one secret twist for the last OTH wedding:

Great Scott. Maury Povich reveals that Dan Scott is the father! of Julian, that is, from a secret affair. BrookeDavis(TM) has now slept with all the Scott boys.
Toss up do Maury for Crazy Tree:All in the Family, or sign the rights for Lifetime Movie Crazy Tree: Brotherly Love - The BrookeDavis(TM)Story

Hat got your tongue?

When some of us saw pictures of Maggie and Peter's wedding we started to speculate who the guy in the hat was standing next to Peter.



Yeah but why are we talking about this on an Austin Friday?

Well, someone sent me an email pointing out that the hat looked familiar. And they sent me a side by side too.



Now who was in the hat in one picture that looked so familiar?

The man in the back of this picture.



As they pointed out that that hat and the forehead look the same? What do you think?



And if the height thing is throwing you off. If you look at Jake and Papa G. When has his dad been taller than him? It looks like there are steps and levels behind the wall.

So maybe the guest to the wedding we all thought would be there was there all along.

Wedding Crashers

Weddings are great. It's a time to celebrate the happy couple and their love and commitment. The ceremony, the reception, family, friends, food, dancing, good times, and hey cake. But then.... oh what can be more annoying than that one person who shows up and sets everyone off.

You go, everythings going good.
You congratulate the groom, who's a nice guy.

And then they show up with someone you're in love with,
looking for publicity and to stir things up.

But everything is polite.
Hey you've lived in LA too long to be thrown by this.

But that does it!!

And you end up nursing a shiner,
or a hangover and talking to a gal pal.

Hey I'm talking about tonight on OTH! What were you thinking?

Watch Austin returning to OTH tonight on the CW.

Pictures: CW and Austin Nichols Journal

Blondes, Bells, and Bubbles?

Yet another OK story and the news that Jake was shooting a wedding scene for Nailed, (no worries, Jake's again not the groom) from Nicole's reports on Wet Dark and Wild (WDW), complete with blowing bubbles. Stop me if you think you heard this one before.

Somehow this pretend wedding works.

Ok you two your married. Look happy. And Action...

Jake that looks like surprised. Happy. Marley, eyes open.

Now Jake that just looks terrified.

Jake just look at camera and smile this isn't the real deal.
Gotcha.

Hey Jake the camera guy is ordained.
Yeah right.

There's happy. See really married isn't bad.
What do you mean the really?!?