He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother

New news regarding Brothers. (Thanks Brothers! for the press release)

Brothers is set to film in and around Santa Fe, Los Alamos, Las Vegas, Abiquiu and Glorieta, New Mexico from November 27 to January 30, giving Tobey, Natalie and Jake a Southwest flavor to their holiday season, and maybe a little spice to Jake's birthday.

It looks like Jake will have a good time on this project working with friends and director Jim Sheridan. Might be a good break from the intense shoots of Zodiac and Rendition.

Brothers tells the story of a man who is sent to fight in Afghanistan (Tobey) while his black-sheep brother(Jake) becomes caretaker to his wife (Natalie) and child.

Disappointing that the Boston location wasn't chosen, but there are upsides to the New Mexico one. Closer to home for Jake to go see his boys -- the Lakers, Atticus, oh, oh, yeah and that guy who looks like Tom Brady. And the other reason - great turquoise, just in case he needs to pick up some Christmas gifts.

Brothers set to film in New Mexico

IHJ - Jake in Beverly Hills - Nov 13

She's Just Not That Into You

You think it's all about you Jake, Jen's affection. But there's something you've got to know. She's just not that into you. Sorry it must be said. She's using you to get to Austin. But how? And why?

It seems America's (other)Sweetheart has a crush on Tom Brady. Jen is a big investor in SmartWater, and is the brains behind luring No. 12 to be the company’s male pitchman.

But we know it's all a front. She is using Tom just to get to that doppleganger of a dude. Austin! While she's hugging you she's looking at him. Keep you hands on your man, because Friends like this will give you a peck and grab his bushel.

Austin? and Tom?
or is it
Tom? and Austin?

Inside Track - Jen's Smart Move

Tooth-Anon: For those suffering from our loved ones' Toothy obsession

[The following post was contributed by Wicked's Missus]



Gentle Readers:


As the spouse of someone obsessed with the "Toothy Tile" phenomenon, I have felt compelled to issue this post in order to reach out to fellow sufferers, letting them know that they are not alone.


Is your loved one a "Tooth-a-holic"? Here are some hypothetical questions to consider (a "yes" to any one of these is considered a "red flag"):

• Has your loved one sent hundreds of text messages to a mysterious person named "Wicked," resulting in bankruptcy-inducing wireless bills?
• Has your loved one missed her/his own childrens' birthdays because s/he was glued to the computer for days, awaiting the birth of an entity called "Baby Tile"?
• Does your loved one embarass you at dinner parties by exclaiming things like "Jeese is bullshit!" out of nowhere?
• Does your loved one spontaneously weep at the sight of certain celebrities' pictures, babbling "It's not fair! It's not fair!"

If so, do not despair. You are not alone. You are one of many people suffering as a result of their loved ones' Toothy obsession, and there is a solution.

We "Tooth-Anons" are the family and friends of these unfortunate people. We do not blame them any more than we would blame your average flaming schizophrenic for his or her condition. They simply suffer from an uncontrollable illness, for which only they can get help. But there is help. Below are some tips for living a sane and even happy life in the midst of the insanity that your loved one's behavior causes.

Tip #1: Just think "It could always be worse ... " After all, your loved one could be on the streets shooting eyeball-heroin, spending your childrens' college funds on Internet gambling, or joining a UFO cult.

Tip #2: We try to keep the focus on ourselves. So cultivate your own annoying, anti-social obsession! The following are some helpful suggestions:

• X-treeeme Naked Stamp-Collecting!
  
• Yodeling in tongues!


• Roller-stalking!
  
• Unicycle moto-cross!
  
• Get knocked up! (Note: For women only)

Tip #3: To keep out of the trap of self-pity, we reach out to other suffering Tooth-Anons, providing each other with fellowship, healing, and the occasional tranquilizer.

If you, too, are a fellow sufferer, please let us know. Help is only a post away.

Duck, Duck, Goose

X17 -- Jake Reese Romantic??? date Pics and Video

Flynet - Jake Reese Smile for the Camera

Hunka Hunka

Getting Real or Really Hot?

Jake shows off a little more to adore.

Most likely for his role in Brothers, which starts filming at the end of month, Jake is working the adage - "Bigger is Better".

Always thought that was just about Texas?

Bet Austin will say "God Bless Texas" when he gets back and grabs more than handful of this handsome hunka.

More grabbing news.

Looks like it is official Jake will be playing the horny congressman to Jessica Biel's nailed into a nympho for the dark comedy Nailed. David O. Russell is set to director this satire written with Kirsten Gore.

Congressman Jake - that will raised the flags of more than a few - how patriotic!

Just Jared - Jake Embraces being Hottest Bachelor

No Elbow Patches Required

Looking the dashing tweedy teacher, a little Austin to start your weekend.

Sounds like class is in session starting next week. Maybe we will get a glimpse of the newest teacher at Dillon High tonight. The halls have been buzzing about his arrival for weeks. Bet the whole class will sit up and pay attention.

But who will have to be the first to stay after class?

Oh and here's the newest pictures of Teacher's Pet.
Just Jared -- Ice,Ice Baby

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk

Goofy, silly, giggly, grinning, a laugh is never far away.

Jake loves to laugh, and make everyone around him laugh as well. Always up for a joke, even if he is the butt of it, he finds humor in everything.

Growing up, you imagine him going for the laugh - getting out of trouble with it, getting attention, or when he didn't know what else to do - make 'em laugh.

As they say "he got bones" (natural born comedian). You're either funny or you're not. Everyone thinks they are funny, but not everyone is. Kind of like, being attractive, everyone thinks they're good looking but not everyone is. Somehow Jake's got both of those in spades.

But here are some funny moments of our favorite joker:
(Just a few of the many many many funny moments)

Jake on GMA

Jake Lord of the Dance

Jake Bubble Boy Clips

Jake - Lord of the Dance 2

Jake - Gooberballs