Love and KISS is....

 how he announced it. 

He could have gone with  New York Minute or New York State of Mind, but nope Austin went in for the big KISS

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Back in the New York Groove ------->



Hmmmm, is that how he's not getting noticed going full on KISS

Some how you could see him doing it.

Because doing this in New York could be a little dangerous
 


But who?

 Peter ?

 Paul?

Gene?

Why is it you could almost see Austin doing Ace Freehly?

Now that would be  an option for Halloween - Big KISS  -  Little KISS

Happy Austin Friday!

Badges, no more stinkin' badges

It looks like Jake goes for the badge when it comes to his movie roles so  OMG is here to help out what else is out there for him for parts with badges and possible storylines

 EMT
On a life long journey, it's a traveling EMT just looking out for others.
Think Highway to Heaven meets  Emergency!

Private Detective
A renegade Private Detective who solves impossible cases while breaking all the rule and staying one step ahead of creditors.   
Think  Die Hard meets Rockford Files.  (You were thinking Magnum weren't you ?)

Court Bailiff
A wise cracking court  bailiff who works for a nighttime TV Judge.
You got it - Judge Judy meets Night Court.

Corrections Officer
An intense drama, a sensitive officer facing the harsh realities of a women's prison.  Think Monster's Ball with Green Mile and WE TV's Snapped (Women in Prison stories) thrown in.

USDA Inspector
He has a badge and is looking out for the meat you eat.
Think Kojak meets Rocky when Rocky still worked in the meat market.

Fireman
An introspective story of  fireman trapped for days. Just a man with a badge trying to solve an arson mystery before he get burned himself, and all he has a pair of big rubba boots  to keep him company.
It's Cast Away mixed with Backdraft and Austin's Big Rubba boots.

District Attorney
A DA who is on the hunt for the only suspect he can never catch is multiple personality who murders.
John Grishman meets An Enemy

Scout Leader
Not those kind of badges.  Well maybe.  The story of a goofy man boy who never grew up and has to earn all his badge to earn his father's company while somehow  becomes a leader to a group of rag tag kids and malcontents. (WAIT! Isn't that every Adam Sandler movie?)

Weights and measures inspector
He's got a badge and he's going undercover to make sure your scales are correct.   Think Larry the Cable's Health Inspector meets Susan Powter's Stop the Insanity.

and of course :

This guy

This is Hug(h)e!

Back in 2009 OMG predicted the coming of  Hughenhaal 

And we were right!

It's official! Wooly Jake will be teaming up with Wolverine in the new movie  thriller Prisoners.

"Written by Aaron Guzikowski (“Contraband”), story revolves around a small-town carpenter named Keller (Jackman) whose young daughter and her best friend are kidnapped. After the cops fail to find them, Keller takes the law into his own hands, but in the process runs up against Detective Loki (Gyllenhaal), a hot shot cop with confidence to burn, assigned to the case."

 Jake will once at again pick up the badge and gun this time moving up the ranks to that of Detective. Looks like he stuck on the Thin Blue Line one more time.

Back then OMG suggested a solution to the tight finances of Hollywood with Hughenhaal which " harnessing the powers of science and comics, Hollywood will merge two actor to form one entity. Starmergance has devised a way to locate similar stars and create a third Hollywood and PR entity with a mean age of 34."

But the reality is just casting both in the same medium budget film. 

Now teaming up with Hugh could be a good thing, there's someone on set to duet with on all the Broadway classics, (Hugh did The Boy from Oz), 

someone spot for you working out,

and Jake will have to ditch the beard.  Why?  Because his wild and wooly beard of Biblical proportions is no match for those massive mutton chops.

Love it up

..."Go to the window now. Or the roof. Or climb a tree.
It doesn’t matter.
Just get as high as you can and shout as loud as you can.
Whatever it is that you dream about.
Or whoever you love.
Yell it from the rooftops for all to hear.
And do it often.
And for Godsakes, do it at night.
Romance, people. Romance!!!”

—	Your faithful steed,  Austin Sidewalks in the middle of the day in downtown Manhattan work well too.  Go Austin Go! Something for a Two Wheel Tuesday.

Not Quite Fifty

There's no need for Jake to do the movie

He'd done his own version for years...

not to mention ... Grey Goose.