"Don't Even Go There"

Comet Hale-Bopp's the closest it will be to Earth until 4397. Titantic crashes into theaters and captures the box office. Tinky Winky was working the look. Scotland gets its own Parliament. The Notebook is just a book. No one knew what a Lewinsky was yet. Diana goes too soon. Ellen comes out. Hong Kong gets handed back. Biggie's shot. Clooney shows what happens to superheros when it gets nippy.

What year is it? The same year that Love and Other Drugs takes place.

Welcome back to 1997.

And what does that mean? According to this notice about more casting in Pittsburgh, it means that those coming to the casting should style their makeup normally but dress in business casual attire and "recommends girls wear ’90s hairstyles with a lot of body — like Jennifer Aniston from the sitcom 'Friends.'"

Does she mean like this?

Does that mean they are going to make Jake be a Chandler... Bing! Well he did live with a duck, its not a goose but close.

Will they put Jake back in the blue blazer, tan pants with the club tie combo? Jake in Dockers? Will Anne be doing the Amanda Woodward (Melrose Place) power suit. Hey you know they could create a little 90210 scene playing on the TV. You know there's this guy who kind of looks like Brian Austin Green...

But thinking about movies you got think about soundtracks. Will there be a montage to Chumbawumba's Tubthumping? (Wait that's Cialis) Maybe Hanson's MmmmBop instead? Some Pearl Jam?

Would you buy Viagra from this man? Would you need Viagra with this man, looking like this? Damn.

Damn, damn,... damn.


JFC Discussion reminder: The rescheduled discussion is this Friday at 5pm EST through Saturday. The discussion is on Episode 6: His Visit Day 5. This was one of the best episode of the series and really showed Austin's craft as an actor. Hope you can join us to discuss.