(So not) Digging their way in China

Yup there's Austin  (and FauxChlo) - so if you don't want to see it - look away now, but really it's like  a school trip and they were the last to on the list and got paired up)

So from that perspective look at it as a giant field trip

Day 1

When the hoods up it's the sign for no more chatting.  This is going to be a long trip.   Maybe I could get another plane.

Who's got the best set of curves? Me!  Yes Shakira, Shakira .  Theses hips don't lie.

This is going to be a long trip.  Maybe a hipcheck and I can bump her into another travel group.

Day 2
Is she really singing about dumplings?  I'll just ignore her and maybe she'll stop.

This is going to be a long trip.  Maybe I can get on the other bus.

Day 3
Look who got the sassy pink candle - Me!

 While I'm  all cute and coy.   She's being that loud girl no one wants to sits next to on the tour bus.   Still looking to switch to the B bus.

Day 4
This is when a five-head comes in handy you can squeeze everyone else out of the picture.

Yeah me!!

Day 5 (well it seems like 5 or maybe Day 45)
No you're not even close being Toothy.

And no I'm not tell you that you have seaweed and sesame seeds between your teeth.


 It's not just these pants that are uncomfortable and ill fitting.

The picture trip chaperones made us take for the safety sheets.

 Eww girl cooties!  I hear there's a seat on the other bus if I am willing to sit next to the onboard bathroom and with no leg room.

Onward to the other bus!  YES!

 

While we can make fun and say it's a school field trip, it seriously looks more like a promotional trip for FauxChlo. 

Really, who's traveling with them taking these pictures?  And who's releasing them?  Because only 2 of the pack were on FauxChlo's instagram. 

Ahhh yes - that would be the publicist's job.