Short, Full and Whole (lotta of something)

Jake almost a Dude... somebody wanting the full monty....and the whole deal


In an interview for PoP in ShortList, Jake reveals that he auditioned (and didn't get!) for Dude, Where's My Car?

Are there any other big movies you missed out on?

These are horrible stories. So many, man. I've been acting for 15 years, since I was pretty you, so there have been tons of different things. My flummoxed audition for Dude, Where's My Car?

You really auditioned for that?

Oh man. I gave such a good audition. Such a bummer. It was good.

Be serious, because we're goig to print this...

I'm serious. Totally serious. I came in and they were like, "We don't want it to be like Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, we want it to be different." I was like, "I got it. I got it." I'd worked on it. I knew exactly what I was going to do. And I was like [puts on dorky accent], "Dude, where's my car?" That was the character. That was who I was going to be. And they were like, "That's great, um can we try it again, without the accent?" And I was like, "That's all I've got...That was what I've to got for it." That was a movie I would have loved to have done.

Can you image Jake and Hal Sparks together?
Bubble et Bubble


Now Torchwood's John Barrowman would like to see Jake bubble and clothes free. In Now Magazine Barrowman said hed' like to see the full monty.

John Barrowman has a soft spot for Jake Gyllenhaal.
The Torchwood star would like to share an on-screen snog with the 29-year-old hunk.
'I've been pretty lucky to have kissed some fabulous women,' John, 43, admits.
'I've also kissed some of the most fabulous men but Jake Gyllenhaal is lovely - just take your clothes off, Jake!'

It might not be the full monty but something was getting Austin all hot and bothered the Whole Foods from the sound of this tweet.

Is it wrong to get aroused in whole foods?

(Talk about something for a t-shirt)

Wonder what it was that was so arousing?

The food?




Or a what a certain shopper might do with it.



You know nothin' says lovin' like something from the oven.








And little extra Jakey:

Do you mind if we ask about rumours about you?

Sure. Oh gosh...

They say you're a dab hand at woodwork. Is that nonsense?

That is kind of nonsense...I'm going to just set the record straight now. I don't think I'm that good at woodwork. I do like doing woodwork. But I don't necessarily think I'm good at it. It's really hard.

Solve for Q

2(2)= Q7 x 2

Jake has change his ride. It's been a while seen we've seen him in his Prius.

He's now driving an Audi Q7. (See the Q7 or the back of the car)

"The 2010 Audi Q7 is a large luxury crossover SUV that seats seven passengers." (Now why would a single guy need seating for 7? Carpooling to work?) "With its powerful stance, fine build quality and confident performance, the 2010 Audi Q7 has everything you'd expect from a German-engineered large crossover SUV. A platform mate to its Volkswagen Touareg and Porsche Cayenne cousins, the Q7 is more than a foot longer, offering more space for shopping spoils as well as allowing a third-row seat." (must be for all those farmer's market finds and his shopping buggy)

"The Q7's saving graces include a well-crafted interior, relatively agile handling and a number of luxury features that make the Q7 ideal for daily family use and road trip vacations."

The Q7 is available in a choice of three engines: a 3.6-liter V6, a 4.2-liter V8, or a 3.0-liter turbodiesel V6. 3.0-liter clean diesel V6 ("TDI"), introduced last year has much better fuel economy. But let's face it an SUV is not a environmentally minded as a Prius. Can you see Jake's concern over the safety issues with Toyotas at the moment, but there are other sedans. Why a luxury SUV with seating for 7?

And it is tops in safety. In crash tests conducted by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, it scored five out of five stars in front- and side-impact testing. The Q7 also aced the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety tests, scoring the top rating of "Good" in that agency's frontal-offset and side-impact tests.

Lot's of room, highest safety ratings. No sports car buyer is he? Sound more like a family car kind of guy.

But did you notice they also change color. One day he's driving a Black Audi Q7, and then a couple days later he's driving a gray one.

Now how does that happen?


Hmmmm Jake bought 2 of the same Toyotas a few years ago and now this with 2 Audis. Seems to be a pattern. Wonder why? Especially if there is only one driver at the house or is there two who drive at the G house? ; ) And all those sets of keys.

And why would a single guy need two family trucksters? Don't think it's for 4x4 driving, but maybe more like the 2 x 2 in his life.

Can't have post without a picture that grin from yesterday.
Think he read all the chatter out there about him going for slim sexy muscles? Or just thinking about the new position he just did, and going to try out later at home? (Exercise people Exercise!!)

Riding in Cars with Boys

Now for different a new spin on The Auto Club.

While it's inferred that Jake and Austin spend time together in cars it hasn't been seen. But there have been a few picture that suggest they have.

Going back to November 05, with furniture shopping we see Jake get into two different vehicles both his car and a Toyota Landcruiser. Wasn't there something about an SUV?

During the magical shoes beach tour, from pictures with the door open in his care it looks like there had been a passenger in the front seat of Jake's car. Cause that passenger seat is back really far. Does Atti needs that much leg room? And he knows that kids go in the back. Boo, well we weren't so sure.
And then last fall a deep dark tint fell upon Jake's windows.Tricking out the Prius? Or just trying to be a little trickier with disguising who's inside? While California laws prohibit dark tints on the front windshield, having a dark tint for the sides and back does create enough a kind of blind spot for fellow drivers and others not to see what's (what's going on)inside?

Well this could put some into overdrive. Others may need to put the top down. And some might wonder about moon roofs. Better stop right there before getting a ticket for reckless behavior.

But one question is it a moving violation if you're doing the moving but car isn't?