Short, Full and Whole (lotta of something)

Jake almost a Dude... somebody wanting the full monty....and the whole deal


In an interview for PoP in ShortList, Jake reveals that he auditioned (and didn't get!) for Dude, Where's My Car?

Are there any other big movies you missed out on?

These are horrible stories. So many, man. I've been acting for 15 years, since I was pretty you, so there have been tons of different things. My flummoxed audition for Dude, Where's My Car?

You really auditioned for that?

Oh man. I gave such a good audition. Such a bummer. It was good.

Be serious, because we're goig to print this...

I'm serious. Totally serious. I came in and they were like, "We don't want it to be like Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, we want it to be different." I was like, "I got it. I got it." I'd worked on it. I knew exactly what I was going to do. And I was like [puts on dorky accent], "Dude, where's my car?" That was the character. That was who I was going to be. And they were like, "That's great, um can we try it again, without the accent?" And I was like, "That's all I've got...That was what I've to got for it." That was a movie I would have loved to have done.

Can you image Jake and Hal Sparks together?
Bubble et Bubble


Now Torchwood's John Barrowman would like to see Jake bubble and clothes free. In Now Magazine Barrowman said hed' like to see the full monty.

John Barrowman has a soft spot for Jake Gyllenhaal.
The Torchwood star would like to share an on-screen snog with the 29-year-old hunk.
'I've been pretty lucky to have kissed some fabulous women,' John, 43, admits.
'I've also kissed some of the most fabulous men but Jake Gyllenhaal is lovely - just take your clothes off, Jake!'

It might not be the full monty but something was getting Austin all hot and bothered the Whole Foods from the sound of this tweet.

Is it wrong to get aroused in whole foods?

(Talk about something for a t-shirt)

Wonder what it was that was so arousing?

The food?




Or a what a certain shopper might do with it.



You know nothin' says lovin' like something from the oven.








And little extra Jakey:

Do you mind if we ask about rumours about you?

Sure. Oh gosh...

They say you're a dab hand at woodwork. Is that nonsense?

That is kind of nonsense...I'm going to just set the record straight now. I don't think I'm that good at woodwork. I do like doing woodwork. But I don't necessarily think I'm good at it. It's really hard.