A Stitch and Time

Jake was spotted as was he trying not to get spotted at the Dr's last Friday, Nov 15.

 Maybe he didn't want to add to the worry to all the reports of his trip to the hospital.

 Of course with all the stitches they said he had to have done to repair the damage for the on set incident reported to have happened on the previous Wednesday  you would need a follow up.

 But you don't take the stitches out after 2 days,  a week yeah, but two days?

 So did he hurt himself a little earlier than reported?

Or was there another (little) reason he was trying to sneak into the Dr's office?

School Daze

It's Back to School time in LA this week and Jake's already to go.

Check him out hitting the books.

Is that a Trapper Keeper? And look he's got his lunch money in his pocket.

 Or maybe it's a parent teacher conference. ; )

No, it's actually out with the director of his next movie, Dan Gilroy.  And in his hot hands, the script for Nightcrawler.  And just like school, Jake will have lots of work to take home and lots of notes to take.

But that's not the only thing that happened  to Jake. Nope.  He also got a ticket.  And not for a Go Fish! kind of  thing, but for parking.

 Family Truckster or Mini School Bus?

 

Do I have something on my windshield?

 That's it right?  Did you see who did it?  Was it a guy name Johnny Law? Did he have a confiscated slightly too short fish with him?


And what would Back to School be without a Pop Quiz?

So why would there be so many pictures of Jake going to the Dr. yesterday (Tues. the 13th) and so few when he went to the Dr. the day before that (Mon. the 12th)?

 And why was Jake a Chatty Cathy on Tues but not during his first Dr's visit this week.  Think some had a case of the Mondays?

Could muted plaid be the new camo for undercover maneuvers?

And why would Jake need to go the Dr's office twice in two days?

Point A to Point B and Point See

Jake is in NY right?

Well....it doesn't look like it sometime in the last week Jake was in LA.

How?

Because there is a video of him at the Dr.'s office in Beverly Hills this week and is driving the family truckster - the black Audi this time




And we know by the hair it's recent because that is the hair cut he has currently.


Now why didn't he want the paps to see him?

Could it have been that he was supposed to be in NY?

Because when is the last time there was a big splash in People about what Jake was doing?

Oh right yesterday talking about Jake and Jay-Z catching the NCAA championship game at the 40/40 club on Monday April 8th.

When was the video of him at the Dr?  It was uploaded Saturday April 6th.

Now could it be that that splashy story was to cover Jake's trip back to NY this week?

Could it be to make it look like he wasn't in LA last weekend (despite all the tweets of him  NYC)?

Or could it be a distraction for him to get back on the West Coast this weekend?

Or maybe it is all of the above.


And speaking of covering their tracks, when is the last time Austin tweeted exactly what he was doing on a Saturday night.

That would be tonight

This is what film geeks do on Saturday night. - AUS10

Medical Mystery

Jake's been to the doctors twice in the past few days. But the mystery is not why he is going so much but the mystery and the hints when he does.
Case in point :

Why were the pictures of Jake's Saturday trip to the Dr's cropped so close that you can't barely even see anything the front quarter of the car?Every single shot was crop so closely it wasn't just a coincidence.Who could be driving the car that wasn't supposed to be seen?Was it because someone who can be seen in a group with Jake but not the two of them alone in the family truckster just yet in the driver's seat?

Maybe Jake is giving some hints.

Interesting that Jake has been seen in Patagonia the last two times he's been out and about.
Maybe it just goes with the hat.

Speaking of the fella with the hat. It's Two Wheel Tuesday.
Maybe this is something else he'd sport. (Happy Bike by Zamforia) It is that Longhorn orange.

photos:IHJ, Mandalee, Hideyourarms,

When (Stuffed ) Animals Attack

Voice Over: The animals in silent repose wait for the right moment to strike. Their target is unaware of the danger that lurks mere feet away.
Sensing something he knows to make no sudden movements.Trapped he begins to panic.Making one last cry he succumbs to his fate.
And it begins.
Together they overtake the elusive Sasquatch.Knowing they only have one chance.
It is over quickly, the prey is theirs.

Nic...stop playing around and pick up up the stuff before one of them wakes up.

A little story is not going to stop Jake. He showed off with a roar. Looking hot in a black t-shirt and sunglasses clean shaven and sporting a new haircut.

Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous

It was reported he was at the Dr.'s office, but it looks like he stopped at the bank too, from the marble facade behind him. And the black family truckster is back. Guess the grey (goose) one is still at home in the garage.

Happy Austin Friday.