Last Tree Standing

A lot of people have had the Austin tag on them over the years on OTH but no come close to the real thing.
And through all the craziness that the Tree and the like has produced over the past 4 seasons, it did give us:And Austin a chance to make a few subtle shout outs of his own
And some hair hijinks. Including tonight's Farah Front Flip.

Tonight Julian starts working on creating a TV series about Tree Hill. Could we suggest The Crazy Tree. OMG would let you have real cheap.

(Oh yeah...Tric turns 10. Baker Man is a real store, and Gavin DeGraw shows in a hat. ....yada yada yada You can guess the rest.)

And Julian finds his way back to epaulets.Now if they could have let him find his way back to the good hair.
Now about that dog and trees.

Dynamic Duo

OTH has had all kinds of pairing of the course of the show and now there is Dulian.

Dan Scott - Julian Baker

He's an ex-con with a heart transplant and bad luck with dogs.And he's a director with a heart of gold who likes dress up in dog suits.

Together they make Dynamic Dulian, the newest thing to hit The Hill.

They ride togetherCookout togetherCheck out the computer together

I think that's the dog that

ate your heart Dan on YouTube. Damn dog.

And investigate mysteries in their spare time.

Oh yeah Mr. Nichols you were went there the long shot of you slowly walking away from the camera.
You know exactly how to maximize your assets.

Happy Austin Friday!

Turkey and the Straw

With a less Sensitive Julian this season, could this be one of the
stories for Julian and BrookeDavis this spring?

Let me use this straw as an example.
After all day taking care of the kids, the housework, my mother, your mother, Clay calling all the time, a hitman in Tree Hill, dogs with the munchies roaming the streets and trying to fit my directing career in, my bendy doesn't unbend at the snap of BrookeDavis' finger or anything else.

Poor little Julian, just wants some BrookeDavis attention.
Are you even listening to me?

Don't worry about it, I met this Viagra sales guy. It was like ...magic! He gave you some samples?

Huhhh...you know, I never even thought to asked for samples.

Happy Austin Friday.

Throw old shoes and cans... save the rice

From the sublime(yesterday) to the ridiculous...

It's wedding day in Tree Hill. And you know who is tying one on the knot. BrookeDavis(TM) might get a wedding but maybe not the wedding of her dreams but by God she is going make sure all the attention is on her. IT'S HER DAY! SHE DESERVES IT!!! She needs to look better than anyone there, so why not stack the deck. Here's BrookeDavis'(TM) tips for a perfect wedding. Pregnant maid of honor who will make you the bride look skinny. Kid as the best man, so short no one will see him and you don't have deal with your groom having strippers at the bachelor party, heck they won't get a bachelor party. And finally make sure they find the worst fitting tuxedo for your groom. It's your day and you paid enough for your dress, no one else matters.

Psst.. Run Julian, I'll do some stupid kid thing to distract them.

Junebug and Mama,
Salami Free Wedding - and no bees.

And when you say wedding and Tree Hill it means nothing but crazy drama, secrets and twist. So here are the top ten secrets that could be revealed at the wedding.

OMG's Crazy Tree Twists that are more plausible than anything seen on OTH.

10. Millie relapses at the reception and after 12 runs at the tequila shooter ice luge Coyote Ugly's on the head table at the reception.

9. Weddings mean hook ups. Mouth ends up as Chuck's wing man. Chuck scores!.... a flower girl.

8. Taylor Swift's tour bus breaks down in Tree Hill and is the Wedding Singer. "But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts"

7. Julian's evil twin sister Juliana comes to Tree Hill (dual role for Austin) as a rival fashion designer of BrookeDavis(TM). Alexis/Crystal cat fight in the fountain moment.

6.When asked if anyone objects to these two people getting married, Chad Michael Murray shows up as....... Nick Lachey. (Stay out of it Nick Lachey!)

5.MamaDavis and MotherBaker let it slip about their post Thanksgiving get together after a half dozen boxes of Franzia wine.

4.Haley going into labor during the ceremony? no. Quinn. For an episode of "I didn't know I was pregnant". The child is named "BrookeDavis". So touched BrookeDavis(TM) allows it without any trademark infringement.

3. Julian tells BrookeDavis(TM) he's Richie Rich rich, AFTER she signs the prenup for 64 bucks and a slighty used Kia.

2. The stoner dog who ate Dan's heart crashes the wedding and eats the entire buffet, the wedding cake and Julian's pants.

and the number one secret twist for the last OTH wedding:

Great Scott. Maury Povich reveals that Dan Scott is the father! of Julian, that is, from a secret affair. BrookeDavis(TM) has now slept with all the Scott boys.
Toss up do Maury for Crazy Tree:All in the Family, or sign the rights for Lifetime Movie Crazy Tree: Brotherly Love - The BrookeDavis(TM)Story

.....then comes marriage

....Brulian's that is

Yes the day is drawing closer for the hitching in Crazy Tree, and it looks like Austin's about as thrilled for Julian as a puppy finding out he's leaving the vet with a couple of things missing,



But before that - there has to be BrookeDavis' (TM) bachelorette party first. (January 25th) Julian of course will be left at home to make the hostess cards, finish the favors, and run all the errands that can't be done with wet nails or during hair appointments, and of course have bail money at the ready tucked in his supportive JBra.

We wanted Julian to give BrookeDavis(TM) the boot.

But this isn't what we had in mind.

Huh didn't think she would be such a fan of PoP.

And what a better wedding present from Julian that making sure BrookeDavis(TM) gets the baby she deserves. He gave her his pair when they got engaged.

Is this the mother of Brooke and Julian's baby?

I want to welcome @LevenRambin to One Tree Hill. She is great. And is playing a great part. Follow her now!! Cheers Wednesday, January 12, 2011 5:54:24 PM

Michael Ausiello's TVLine has the exclusive that "she’ll play a young woman Brooke crosses paths with as she explores adoption options. But that’s all I’m at liberty to reveal."

Everyone knows where this is going. Now it if they Juno'd the story at the end of OTH, that might be actually interesting.

Her first OTH appearance is in the 19th episode.

It's Two Wheel Tuesday. Get out and ride.