Wrecking Ball*

I didn't lose a shoe, but they are making it look like I have to find  the lady who did.

They said this is a friend

 But it's family

And the other?  The dogs and the cops have enough room to pass through.

 

*and just about as subtle

Met You There

She never told me it would be like this.

 I was wearing Jared's Oscar outfit

One of the Olesons think I copied their hair.

Kiki showed up wearing the Death Star.

 And other two showed up too

 And I was my sister's date.

So what do you do when you have to take you sister to the ball and not your  prince charming?

Dress like them.

At least I got to keep my shoes.

Yes, I left the dress at coat check.

You think Erica Badu read OMG's Top Ten List about Jake's touch of grey?