[When I started writing this this morning it was a crazy idea--- but it looks like there is a lot of crazy going around- Special]
Jake this is my Mother in Law, Mama T.Nice to meet you Ms. Knowles.
Oh call me Ms. Tina or Mama T. Now come sit by me and we can talk all about DreamGirls.
We can!?!?! Really!?!? Ohhh I love DreamGirls.
Well you did a good job on it baby. It was like Beyonce when she had the girls doing back up for her. You mean Destiny's Child?
Ohhh it was so long ago. But back to you, you were so much better than Jennifer. You know that movie was supposed to be all Beyonce, she was the star.You can tell Mama T, that you sang that song before that week, didn't you?
Well.....
And that dress was great, a halter works for you, but you know if the House of Dereon did that, we would have given you some more glitz, a low back and a high slit.
Solange come here baby.. meet Jake. Yes mama.
Hi!
Hey.
Don't mind Solange's hair she shaved all off last year and it's growing back in. Ohh that's right you shaved your head too last year Jake, but you actually did it for a job. Solange did because she thought people might notice. We have a lot in common.
Just smile pretty baby.
Well I'm gonna get going....
So Jake when are you going to put a ring on it?
Excuse me?
Solange. She's a catch. You have a problem with Texas? With Texans?
No not at all I love Austin. Big fan of Tall Texans.
Solange here is tall and Texan. You could put a ring on it. Stand up straight baby.
Sorry I've all ready been rung.
Solange baby, you know where you gotta go.
The basement mama?
That's right baby. You have some wigs to work on. Little Blue needs a new look.
Last night Jake spent the night at El Cid, and not the movie starring Charlton Heston and Sophia Loren, but El Cid the restaurant in LA for the wrap party for EoW.And from the tweets it sounds like Jake played the host of the evening.
No doubt Jake is a great host, so can we see him hosting SNL again? He's going to have to the time in his schedule. Because after EoW finishes up Jake's scene in Vegas, it looks like his film schedule is wide open.So what's going to be up for Jake? Will he take time off for a bit? Will there be something at the beginning of next year on his schedule, since Austin will be done with the Crazy Tree for good?
Speaking of the dead rising, Viagra and comedy, had this thought: Will Jake host SNL as a part of the run up to LaOD?
How can you top this? Not sure.
After 3 years there's plenty of material for more than enough skits to fill the 90 minutes.
Opening ? Got go musical cause "the kid can sing"
Maybe a toss up between his own version of The Real Slim Shady ( The Real Yillenhoolahay) or go for it (completely with a lace front Beyonce would be proud to plop on her head) and channel Destiny Child's Say My Name, with people from the audience trying to say Gyllenhaal, ( Hill n haul, Goober balls, Pennsaucken Mall, Santa yelling Jingle Balls?)
Then a reprise of Laser Cats? How about a play on the Body by Jake fitness commercials. You want abs like this, but don't want to do the crunches, the cardio, do you love your carbs. Now you can. Now all have to do is PoP on the Body by Jake fitness belt with air brushed abs. "It holds you in tight so you don't have to do the work. Now in 4X."
And of course there has to be Prince Dastan and his dagger skit. What do you with a limp dagger. Get Sword is a Stone, just rub it in and instantly it's hard steel that puts your enemies to shame and the ladies love it too.
And if you going to promote a movie about Viagra on SNL, they're going to go for the awkward stiff moments.
Me take Viagra? Never. How dare you say that. But I did drink an exciting Titos Vodka, Cran-Pom and Sprite cocktail.
Who wouldn't want to see Jake working with MacGruber? Maybe Jake could break out those modern dance moves and become Son of Dieter and do This is Not Sprockets Sprockets show.
Yes You! You want to Touch my Monkey.
How can you not have a Gyllenhaal Large and Tall men's store skit. Meeting all your Large and Tall guy needs in the Tri-State Area. "Got a Longhorn or a Big Bull? Need help you Long Armed Fellow? Come on down to Gyllenhaal's Large and Tall, we're the perfect fit. If it doesn't fit I'll Make It" With Jake yelling WE LOVE MEN! as the tag.
Yeah I know. But sometimes Twitter can be inspiring.
Like this one:
Two hours into the conference and one thing is clear, people working for the US government love Jake Gyllenhaal- Funkier
Reasons the US Government Loves Jake Gyllenhaal
Made Santa a hot Marine. Hooah! Al Gore might have brought the Powerpoint but Jake brought the sexy back to global warming. He's the pin up boy in the CIA analyst offices He's the face of the new "Protect Yourself against H1N1" campaign. We all wanted to make out with Jen Aniston too. He's the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad we can reason with. Getting a little more governmental:
And it looks like other countries' government might get a chance to fall for him too. The G20 Summit is meeting in Pittsburgh.
Pittsburgh? G20? What the heck? Well President Obama said Pittsburgh because it has transformed itself from the city of steel to a center for high-tech innovation – including green technology, education and training, and research and development. But still thinking it's "the government just love Jake."
Having that many world leaders in one place means security. And in a city that has 3 rivers, 59 river bridges (of the 2000 bridges in Allegheny Co) and 6 major tunnels that cut through surrounding mountains, it means no one is getting anywhere anytime soon, and that's even before the protesters. There was mention that production of LaOD was moving 3o miles out of Pittsburgh to shoot the next couple of days.
It may also mean that Jake finds a bike or puts on the kicks and takes transportation matters into his own hands. Talk about a work out. Although looking like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on a bike might not be the best idea.
It started off small and not many noticed what was brewing.
First it was Bee Gees love.
Then it was the falsetto
And then both hanging with Jamie Fox.
Who could forget the plaid?
Then Jake really did it. He threw down a double whammy - going there on SNL in THE gown, AND working on Nailed with the girlfriend.
What else could Justin do? But strike back with Jessica in Rome this fall. With the Piggy Back
Then he saved his best till last this past weekend on SNL
When will this madness stop?
Advantage - Jake's shoes (oh you know the ones)
Don't worry - can't forget Austin.
What's he doing? Tonight looks like he's tying one on at One Tree Hill.
One Tree Hill Episode 6:11 "We Three (My Echo, My Shadow and Me)"
Austin is a henchman for Big Dan in a 40's Noir episode written by Chad Michael Murrary (Lucas). Next week - back to the future with Julian working on preproduction and finding a director(James Van der Beek) for Lucas' book. But who will be fall for his charms? Peyton? Brooke? or will it be Milli? Ahh the dark horse that could really be the twist.
Is Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad really a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal? And is Jake flashing the peace sign or really saying something that he wants to say to the paps that chase him?
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