Pattern Maker

Austin's back to his "training regime" which makes the gaps even more obvious.

Wednesday
 Day 1 of Triathlon Training. Enchiladas and Beer on a hot Texas day! Heaven. @TriRockSeries - AUS10

Thursday
 Triathlon Training Day 2- Queso and a Margarita. - AUS10

Sunday
Ah, Salt Lick BBQ. Perfect training for my triathlon - AUS10

Monday
Free Dive at The Blue Hole in Wimberley, TX -AUS10

Did he suspend the training last Friday and Sat?  Or maybe just  needed a change of scenery and food and did a Shake Shack training session in Central Park.


Is it Austin in Training

Or the Man from Atlantis

Or  a sensory rebirth experience

Wait he's done that already

Now why might Austin fly the Texas coop for two days?

Maybe to wait in the wings?

It is a  perfect place for a Wild Turkey or a Grey Goose.


You think he's got snacks for watching  Letterman tonight? You know training is a full time thing.  But what kind of snacks?  Doubt it's Kale Chips.

Travel Tales

Austin seems to be tweeting about his flying adventures again. (Interesting how that happens, but the question is...... what airport?)


And this morning it's the TSA.

I was just violated at the airport. They wore latex gloves. God Bless the TCA.

Sorry yes, TSA. The frisked me so hard, I have gone into shock. I am at the gate, in fetal position, sucking my thumb.

You mean like this?


Poor baby. And after all that gas on Wednesday.

Well.... it's a biofuel.

Strive for Five

Sometimes a thumbs up is good.

But other times a high five is better.

Here's how to do a high five in five easy steps.

Start low in the stance

Lift with the knees

Meet your mark

Go for a full extension

And follow through

Success!

Looks like Jake is back in NYC, for the CMJ Film Festival tomorrow and to start the rounds of interviews for the movie, including a Q&A session tonight. LaOD will be screening tomorrow night at CMJ Film Festival, 7:30p, at Clearview Cinemas in Chelsea. The band Sky Larkin had tweeted that Jake was on their flight little did they know they were all heading to the same place, not just NY, but the CMJ festival. Sky Larkin has a set at 8pm on Thursday, at The Delancy.

Check out the rest of the festival schedule here.