Speak softly....

... and carry a big stick.
Do you need to say any more?

Looks like "Taylor" has a bit of Jake influence. Dark leafy greens - farm fresh no doubt.But in plastic? Tsk, Tsk.

Watch out you might get more than a citation from this ecofriendly-enforcer.
"I'm sorry, I have to frisk you for other plastic. Don't worry I'll be as gentle the TSA has been with me.""Excuse me is that a bottle in your pocket? "