Hung Jury to Legal Eagle?

A little more rewind today. Sometimes hindsight is more than 20/20.

Remember this about Jake and jury duty last January?

"While inside the courtroom, Jake was allowed to go through voir dire (the juror questioning process) in a private room." TMZ.com

Did you ever think the the reason he wanted the private interview, was because of this:


August 11, 2005

....Toothy Tile, on the other orgasmic hand, does mind. Or maybe not? Hmmm.

As any reader of this filthy column knows damn well by now, our boy Tooth--much like Seymour, above--likes taking chances. He does it in the parking garages of Hell-Ay's more bourgeois shopping centers. On restaurant balconies--hell, wherever there's a chance of getting caught.

Just like he did last weekend. Parking lot right off the Strip. T.T. and his b-f (for whom, I'm told, Toothy has considered very heavily coming out of the proverbial media closet) were "hard-core" doing the diddly, say their concerned amigos.

Only problem was, a security cop called the real coppers, who hand-slapped T.T. something good. Alas, somebody's somebody called the head somebody at the police station, and the whole thing got covered up--just like most of the fun stuff does in this ass-greasing enclave.

They may have made the call to get them sprung and keep everything on the QT but in open court answering you got to tell the truth if you have ever been arrested and saying yes could have rocked more than the bench especially if you have to explain what you were doing.

He despite looking like he was in the rough, he might have ended up getting an eagle out of it.

9 1/2 degrees .... Juror #9?

You think Ted should have used these pics instead?


Funny how they both slept with Basinger on screen.



Jake's back to court and time will tell if they want him to be a juror. Guess he forgot to send his reschedule request postcard back. But good for him participating in his civic duty. Although in HW some thing participating in their civic duty is illegally parking and paying the fines. You gotta wonder what Jake had in his back for the day. Everybody brings different stuff to past the time. This is usually a couple with newspapers, a few more with books, and their always puzzles. Got think that Jake had in bag of tricks - His Mac Book? Crossword puzzle? Script? Newspapers? Us Magazine? Hey he might need to catch up on what's really going on with him. And you know he had to have a snack in there too. But something healthy - you know trainer approved. But as soon as he gets released from jury duty that boy is going straight to Sprinkles and getting cupcakes.


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