Tweetenstein

Not only did Mary Shelley write Frankenstein, if she were alive today could have been the Ted's source to yesterday's Awful Truth. Only this time the Frankenstein is not in long form, but in short form, and not made from spare parts of the recently deceased but culling together spare tweets to create a tale stemmed from fear.
Bet you thought it would be Austin’s fivehead that would have started all of this, but no it's Jakey.

So hit the funky blue lights of CSI, fire up the computers and follow the trail: (hint: that means lots of reading, links to click and not a lot of pictures - sometimes it's work - Ha!)

Here we go:

And apparently she's friggin' stunning. Our New York diner scored a table near J.G. and his lady friend at ABC Kitchen, the Jean Georges eatery at the ABC Carpet & Home store, earlier this week.

There were only two days earlier this week that Jake could have been in New York. Sunday or Monday. Well it couldn't have been Sunday because Jake was out to brunch at The Fat Radish.

@eye4style Dina Fierro

Um, yeah, that's Jake Gyllenhaal leaving brunch at The Fat Radish, with someone who clearly resembles a model.

29 Jan via Echofon 12:59EST

And it couldn’t be Saturday because he was at Luna’s. But Saturday was the day with pony tail pic.

Now following the tweets for the rest of Sunday, Jake was at the Sol Moscot eyewear store and then was back on the train before 3:00pm.

And the source said lunch, not brunch so that means it would have to be Monday. Now Monday there was a tweet serving Jake and messing up his order.

@_ShesVINTAGE Tatsnlipstick

I was starstruck seeing jake gyllenhaal eating at my job and I was the one to take care of him!! 30 Jan via Twitter for iPhone 12:57pm EST

"I immediately saw this gorgeous girl because I get girl crushes easily but didn't think anything of it," our babe gushes about Jake's date (whom we're told is an Alessandra Ambrosio look-alike). "She had a fur coat on, a Balenciaga bag and a high pony. Then we sit down and order and my mother notices Jake G. seated with the babe girl."

But apparently not inconspicuous enough, as Jake was approached by a few fans with whom he happily took pictures. And—get ready to awww with us—he apparently went up and talked to another family's kid.

Too friggin' cute!

Talked to another family. Is this another dig at the Toothy lore of him having a family of his own?

"They were leaning close like they were dating," our source gossips to us about the lunchtime couple, who sipped coffee and picked at a piece of cake before getting their shoppin' on.

@_ShesVINTAGE Tatsnlipsticklmao omg I was a mess I got so nervous wen I saw him I messed up his order like 10 times ��“@StonerXGonzalez: @_ShesVINTAGE Lmao You Cool?” 30 Jan via Twitter for iPhone 1:00pm EST

ShesVINTAGE Tatsnlipstick@StonerXGonzalez he had this wtf look on his face lmaoooo 30 Jan via Twitter for iPhone 1:02pm EST

Now if he was there on Monday, how could he eat, take pictures, talk to another family and spend time leaning in sipping coffee, if this possible server who messed up his order 10 times in an hour? Can you really tweet about him at 12:58pm when lunch service doesn’t start at ABC until 12:00pm, that’s less than an hour into service at a very busy restaurant during the lunch rush? Additionally I don’t think you would get so thrown serving Jake if you work at a restaurant that has a steady stream of high profile diners as ABC Kitchen.

Interesting that this fuzzy picture of Jake that was discounted as recent popped up this past weekend too.

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He is there with something that looks like cake on the table with someone next to him that is female. But they are not alone. There seems to be a third person. We also have concluded this is not a recent picture of Jake because of his beard (it’s not as thick now) and Jake’s size (he’s not as thick either, in fact he is quite slender now) And that doesn’t look like lunch time either.

The twosome spent some time meandering through the home goods section of ABC Carpet & Home before checking out the upstairs levels with bed and bath products:

"They were touchy before they got into the elevator," our vigilant spy spills. "They looked happy."

Did this person get up from their table at the same time and follow them from the restaurant all the way through the store? Because how else would they know what department.

Interesting how they want to make it appear that is domestic. One more swipe at Toothy tale.

Then Jake was on his way to England. So when did this happen?

What it really looks like that is this source gather all the random tweets of the past weekend, mashed them together with a sighting of Jake at ABC Kitchen more likely from November 7^th for a booksigning and getting snapped at a distance with Ed Norton than from last week, and pulled in this running thread of Jake and models, together to build Tweetenstein.

Sure that one tweeter who obsessively would ask anyone who saw Jake anywhere if he who he was with and if they were tall, blonde, etc would be all over this moments after it happened.

BJPsez Barbara @Go2therapyDavid Spare the puerile humor and just tell us who he's with? LOL! 14 Nov

BJPsez Barbara @infamousbrian30 @sbellelauren How cool!!! Was he with his Victoria's Secret Model, or his mother? LOL! 14 Nov

BJPsez Barbara @belleslettres omg. He's adorable! who was he with????? Please don't say his mother! LOL! 13 Nov

BJPsez Barbara @JulieVAD OMG! How cool! Details? Plz don't tell me he was with his mother.LOL! 11 Nov

BJPsez Barbara @MarissRosenblum Is he with the Brazilian Victoria Secret supermodel? Brwn eyes, 5'9" very long hair? Or his mother? LOL! 11 Nov

But where are the tweets and the pictures from the restaurant. No one with anyone he posed with?

Interesting to note that Jake has been mentioned with three different Victoria’s Secret models over the past year. If it was true they would have counter the Jake can’t get a date/Minka Kelly story with those exploits and go on to show the game he’s got with all the VS ladies. And they didn’t. In fact Jake doesn’t seem interested in any attention from the ladies at all.

There was Jared talking about Jake not staying long enough to even look at the ladies at the Victoria’s Secret After Party.

@JaredEng Just Jared Jake Gyllenhaal is here at afterparty to support @adamlevine @AnneV. He just plugged his ears and mouthed "so effin loud" and left ha 9 Nov via Twitter for BlackBerry®

And in December at the Jay-Z Kayne West show in LA he didn’t seem interested either.

“At the Staples Center, a bearded Jake Gyllenhaal ignored women trying to get his attention as he danced to Jay-Z and West’s music.” NY Post


Question Time:

What was happening last weekend to get the villagers up in arms and this Tweetenstein showing up later?

A daycare tweet perhaps?

Or was it some (Photo)shopping?

And who would want to take a poke or two at the tale of Toothy and Ted?

Also why was it that this information was shared the day after Ted hinted about Toothy coming out one day, when they knew about this from earlier in the week?

Much thanks to OMG reference services department for all the help.

Long in the Tooth(y)

Five Years. Some days it feels like ages ago. Other days seems so quick.
Long before Brokeback there was Toothy.So much has happened. So many guesses, comments, letters, and hints. And that's just at Ted's. That's not including how this one blind item took off and buzzed it way all over the 'net, countless comments, mentions on every major gossip blog, and even inspiring dedicated blogs.


Despite everything that has happened or has been said. One thing that has never changed. Toothy Tile and Grey Goose are still together.
So what is the traditional anniversary gift for 5th Anniversary? Wood.

And the modern anniversary gift? Silverware. (just no 'spoons please)


March 10, 2005
One Adorable Blind Vice
Okay, sugar-muffins, the only reason this one's in the Vice section is because until quite recently, Toothy Tile was dating his superpopular, superannoyingly perfect girlfriend. Not boyfriend.
Which, if you ask this old gossip whore, is the classification Tile would prefer his significant others be filed under in the very near future.

Mere days ago, while everyone was hooting and complaining about this gown and that host from the Oscars, Tile was right out in the open holding hands with his man in a West Hollywood restaurant--which shall remain nameless...because I love going there and they probably won't serve me anymore if I start outing their customers, ca-friggin'-peesh?

Not that I'd be outting anybody, anyway. Mr. Tile took care of that himself. Covertly, but he did it.

It was late in the afternoon; everybody had cleared out. Save Tile and his man-amigo, who extended his hands flat on the marble table (yes, that's a hint) until they were intertwined with Tile's. Massive smiles then appeared on both daring dudes.Too sweet!

And such a departure for this debauched department, doncha think? Don't worry, as sure as Tile's famous ex knew, deep down, way below her doable dimples, what Tile really wanted (hence, the breakup), next week, we'll be right back on salacious patrol, damn sure.

And it ain't: Tobey M, Keanu Reeves, Jamie Foxx

5 days earlier

March 5, 2005 –

Jake Gyllenhaal, grabbin' some Cali-esque grub at Basix Café. Boys Town. Gabbing fer days with a guy-pal, Jake-poo, decked out in a white sweatshirt hoodie and jeans, covered up his buzzed noggin with a red baseball cap.

The sensitive hunks lingered on fer over an hour, smiling, exchanging childhood stories--with a bit of misty-eyed emotion even? Hey, take it up with my WeHo Desk, 'kay?

Proof in the Pictures

What was Jake thinking wearing too big jeans and that big blue schmata to the Dr. office? He looks like he wearing someone else's clothes. Maybe there wasn't much left in the closet to wear.

Clearly he doesn't want the photographers to see what he is saying in his phone. Maybe he was putting the death blow to Reeke 2, death by gravy boat.



Here's Ted's Lastest:

Gyllenspoon Round 2 Not Happening

As if there was any doubt.

Just thought we'd just make super-duper sure, ya know, just in case Jake Gyllenhaal changed his mind at the last minute before the press-crazy Prince of Persia premiere. Thinking, I dunno, maybe he'd want to take Oscar-winning ex Reese Witherspoon as his date. Instead of his sis, Maggie, the rents, BFF Austin Nichols, or even that that octopus from Sesame Street Jake bonded with recently.

"It's not happening," insisted a source close to Jake. "No way."

But you do know how pushy publicists can be in situations like this, don't you?

Just look at WWK's fab scoop on Supernatural star Jared Palecki's engagement to his costar Genevieve Cortese, if you don't believe me.

Now, let's see, it was only secs ago Jared was engaged to what's her face, right? Sandra McCoy? Lasted for about as long as this one will, probably, or about as long as Reese's rumored engagement to Jake did, for a better example. Point is: These stars have product to sell, and part of the selling is the personal.

To witness, who gave better bike-ride and mocha latte photo-op love than former Rendention stars, Jake and Reese?

Not a photo-op but who can do coffee and bikes better?

Our inside Gyllenhaal source would not comment, either way, regarding the source of the split—a disagreement over decaf or regular frappacuinos, maybe? They only assured us Jake ain't goin' back there. Ever.

Read the rest of what Ted said here - Awful Truth

9 1/2 degrees .... Juror #9?

You think Ted should have used these pics instead?


Funny how they both slept with Basinger on screen.



Jake's back to court and time will tell if they want him to be a juror. Guess he forgot to send his reschedule request postcard back. But good for him participating in his civic duty. Although in HW some thing participating in their civic duty is illegally parking and paying the fines. You gotta wonder what Jake had in his back for the day. Everybody brings different stuff to past the time. This is usually a couple with newspapers, a few more with books, and their always puzzles. Got think that Jake had in bag of tricks - His Mac Book? Crossword puzzle? Script? Newspapers? Us Magazine? Hey he might need to catch up on what's really going on with him. And you know he had to have a snack in there too. But something healthy - you know trainer approved. But as soon as he gets released from jury duty that boy is going straight to Sprinkles and getting cupcakes.


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Got ya Pegged?

What a difference between coming and going. Look for yourself. Just a "bit" of tension on the way to LA and a lighter mood when back in London. Is that a smile? What's the difference? Could it be that the business trip is done. Or is it the baggage he's lost? Imagine if he really lightened the load for good. Maybe just leave it on the carousel to keep running round and round on its own.

Looks like Ted is taking this whole business down a peg or two with his strongest statement about the whole thing. Whoa! He might be legally blond but he's sure not of fan of the other legally blonde. And we're not talking the new musical either. The mystery is what really did happen to cause this blond vs. blonde situation. Highlights?

But Jake isn't the only getting pegged because last night on One Tree Hill, Austin's Julian Baker is getting pegged as the very bad boy for this season. And it looks like he's gonna be very very bad. And that's in the very best way.

Missed the episode? Or for some want to watch him walk past the pool table one more time?

For those in the U.S. and Canada you can catch the whole episode at Fancast.com. (Last night's episode should be up by the end of the day) For those outside of U.S. - am turning to the super skills of Hjulia and Spooky for help.


Now you're own your own find all the rest of the meanings and uses for the word peg. But this one comes from the way back machine and a quirky little song from Rolf Harris.

I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle

Today's its Austin's turn for Halloween costumes ideas and we go straight to the movies for inspiration. How could you not with such a cinephile.

First there's Pygar from Roger Vadim's 60's futuristic sci fi Barbarella. The blind and innocent angel Pygar who's seduced by a famous sibling from a Hollywood family (Jane Fonda) . And hey a heavenly creature with no shirt -that sounds like a mash up of a couple of Austin's projects. The advantage of this one is that Robert Rodriquez is remaking Barbarella and production has been pushed back to 2010 - Austin could celebrated Halloween and show what he's got for casting. One word of caution just don't show up at the studio and pull a Sean Young/Catwoman thing.

The other advantage? Heard something about a certain fellow who has a thing for birds -a goose particularly and well Pygar's got the feathers, wings and lives in a nest.

The other option? A Peter Sellers! Hey it was "Shot in the Dark". And it is the easiest costume since a Santa hat. Just a guy and a guitar - you just have to make sure that strap is securely fastened. Or would you have to? Talk about a G-string.