(Fine gotta do this, well I'm going have some fun.)Look Reese, a Unicorn!
A Unicorn! Where? Where's the Unicorn?
Look Jake A Unicorn! (Oh, you've gotta be kidding me)
You know it could be.You never know where they'll show up
(She's falling for this?
What the hell is that she's point to?
Is that a flag pole and a menu board?)
Look Reese another unicorn! (Game on!)
Well I'm making sure this time!(Shit! Busted)
You've reach Unicorn Hotline please hold....music playing...
"I'm all out of love, I'm so lost with out you"
(Oh crap, keep your cool Gyllenhaal, don't break, what the hell?)
....I can't be to late say that I was so wrong... ....all Unicorn specialists are still busy.
Please continue to hold.
(What the hell is that? Is that a goat?
A poodle!!
Who would do that? How do you do that ?
Why didn't I do that to mom's poodle when I was little?)
Come on it was a joke.I had to have some fun.
Give a guy a break.
I'm not talking to you.
You're a unicorn teaser.
It's not nice to do that to a girl.
Tell her you see a horn.
(heh heh she said horn,
ahhh yeah, she's pissed)
Wha? No! It can't be!This can't be real. Can it?
Doogie?!?
Yes Jake ... yes it's me.People's Choice Award winner Neil Patrick Harris.
Need someone to talk to buddy?
NPH.....
Shhh..shhh...it's all gonna be alright.
It's gonna be alright.
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