Return of the Great Unicorn Hunter

(Fine gotta do this again, well I'm going have some fun.)

So Taylor, do you like unicorns?I love unicorns they are so magical and beautiful and shimmery.
When I was younger I wrote a song about unicorns.
(Offff..... course.)

You never know where they'll show up. Even here in Brooklyn.
(No pointing, remember. DO NOT POINT)
Where like over there?

Oh Jake, can you imagine if we see one, it would be so perfect and magical like out of a fairytale and I could write a song about it.

(Her too?Is there some unicorn question in the vetting process?)

You know when I put them on posters I make their horns glittery!
(Hee hee I've made a Long horn glitter!)

Well we could make a wish and maybe it will happen.

[singining]A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep.
Shhhhh..... no more singing. Let's just stand here quietly and make our thinking do the wishing.



(OMG!!!! It's unbelievable Unicorns Strawberry Shortcake and Ice Cream. Michael K you are....... maggggggggical!)

It's Jake's favorite Uni... Corn Cycle!

then again it could be a unicorn Jake did say his had thing for horns. ; )

Yeah he's on his own, there's no bike gear and his only got one wheel, but it's on Austin on a cycle.

...Mr. Nichols is a nerdy, brainy,
eccentric man in disguise.
- Hilarie Burton

You know he's kind of guy who would get the funny of remaking Xanadu on unicycles.

Suddenly--
The wheels are in motion
And I, I'm ready to sail any ocean
Suddenly I don't need the answers
'Cos I, I'm ready to take all my chances with you

(Whaaat? We all have visions people. Out out out outside of the box thinking. You know Xanadu on uni's, Quadrophenia as a one man show with puppets. Don't laugh. It could happen. Ridley Scott made a movie of the game Monopoly)

From the hair and the shoes, it looks like it was during JFC. Makes you wonder if Milch was working on a scene where John was going to unicycle his Sermon on the Mount monologue, or maybe John and Butchie were going to go on the road as circus folk spreading the good word.

You call that crazy? Now this is crazy.

The Crazy Tree is back and on tonight as in Every Picture Tells a Story.

The night before Quinn’s "I took some pictures now I have a gallery" opening, an uninvited doppelganger (aka you look my dead wife but have a better serve) ambushes Feats of Clay. Father and son (Nathan and Jamie) hang while the Real Housewife of Tree Hill Haley tears it up in the car and tears it up too over losing her mom, or is that Bethany Joy upset over losing her storyline and the series? Brooke Davis(TM) gets shocked. (no not literally) when she finds out that Mama is loving an Alex too, as in Alexander or is it that Mom is getting more than she is. (See what happen when you stop bitching Brooke?) Julian and his dad find out that the love scene they shot isn't as good as the webcam of Alex and the Curly Haired Co-star of their movie. Why? Because the d-bag had to give a better performance in the hotel room to make up for lack of skills than he gave on set. Speaking of skills, Skills gets schooled about Lauren who's like she rather have some Mouth than some game. (Oh Snap!)

The Great Unicorn Hunter

(Fine gotta do this, well I'm going have some fun.)
Look Reese, a Unicorn!
A Unicorn! Where? Where's the Unicorn?

Look Jake A Unicorn!
(Oh, you've gotta be kidding me)

You know it could be.
You never know where they'll show up
(She's falling for this?
What the hell is that she's point to?
Is that a flag pole and a menu board?)

Look Reese another unicorn!
(Game on!)

Well I'm making sure this time!
(Shit! Busted)

You've reach Unicorn Hotline please hold
....music playing...
"I'm all out of love, I'm so lost with out you"
(Oh crap, keep your cool Gyllenhaal, don't break, what the hell?)

....I can't be to late say that I was so wrong...
....all Unicorn specialists are still busy.
Please continue to hold.

(What the hell is that? Is that a goat?
A poodle!!
Who would do that? How do you do that ?
Why didn't I do that to mom's poodle when I was little?)

Come on it was a joke.
I had to have some fun.
Give a guy a break.

I'm not talking to you.
You're a unicorn teaser.
It's not nice to do that to a girl.
Tell her you see a horn.

(heh heh she said horn,
ahhh yeah, she's pissed)

Wha? No! It can't be!
This can't be real. Can it?
Doogie?!?

Yes Jake ... yes it's me.
People's Choice Award winner Neil Patrick Harris.
Need someone to talk to buddy?

NPH.....

Shhh..shhh...it's all gonna be alright.
It's gonna be alright.

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