Guess Guess Goose

Another day.  Another day of Where in the world is Austy? (And where the heck is Jake too)  Austin throws down another picture card to keep everyone guessing.

Acknowledge what great fans he has he shows some of his fan mail.  But where is he reading it?

Still in a hotel in France?

Or did he get his mail that came through his management office and he's back in the U.S. of A?

And is it a duvet or carpet?  And if it is carpet, why would you lay them all out on the floor?

Not to show what room you're in?   But why?

Oh ... you are living up to name Austin ... Mystery Man.

Questions, questions... so many questions.

And seriously, is Jake a pinball bouncing between cities? Where exactly is he?  Where is the flippers?  Or has it gone tilt?

And the last question of the day....

Bike Rack or Desk?

 It's a Two Wheel Tuesday Two'fer.

Photo P.I.

When it comes to photos and Austin there's enough to fill the Mystery Machine. Here's some of the Photo Phantom hit Parade when it comes to Austin:

There's been the floating shoes
The 4th of July missing man
Man of Mystery at the Market 1
Man of Mystery at the Market: Part DeuxMan of Mystery at the Market: The Third EpisodeAfter the Oscars momentThe Lotus Look Back
The Leadville Look LeftBackground Ammo
Photoshopapaloozaand the Big Blue Dot
But this time it's Austin who is responsible for creating the mystery of this picture.Do you see it?

Well beside the fact that his dress like a lumberjack (plaid) hitchhiker (Patagonia hat).

While the Crazy Tree universe is celebrating an anniversary today (#8) every Friday here at OMG is for our favorite tall as tree fella.

Like Two Pieces of a Puzzle

Let's break down the latest from People

Jake ..."was cracking up and laughing with pals during a lively night at West Hollywood's Chateau Marmont – but the actor gave special attention to one woman: Olivia Wilde. The two were very flirty, an onlooker says, acting "touchy-feely." Says the onlooker: "At one point, he had his hand on hers." Still, the two weren't overly affectionate with each other. "Olivia was very cool," the onlooker says, "and wasn't fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was giving her." Alas, at the end of the evening the two went their separate ways.

was cracking up and laughing with pals during a lively night

What pals? Peter? Adam? RDJ? They all gets mentions in People not mystery man status. (pictures with Jake) Who are these mystery people who are seen with Jake who never get named in People?

And it couldn't be a gal pal or that would have made it out of Celebrity Sightings and at least a thousand words with 4 exclusive pictures.

Let's see who does that leave?

And who was getting ready to leave ? (to go back start shooting a new season?)

And who goes out before they have to being apart for a while?

But, but, but, but ....Wilde?

The two were very flirty, an onlooker says, acting "touchy-feely." Says the onlooker: "At one point, he had his hand on hers." Still, the two weren't overly affectionate with each other. "

Now how can you be flirty and "touch feely" but not overly affectionate?

They've been floating Wilde several times with Jake in the rags. But she has been on a cross country mission of her own to be seen with handsome "single" men of the moment leading to speculation about the nature of her dating status (ie those coveted inches of copy and countless tweets-that'spublicity, people)

Justin, Jake, Ryan Gosling and wasn't it confirmed that she is a new couple with Bradley?

"Cozy" "Flirty" "hands" on hands, back of chairs, .. oh my!

"and wasn't fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was giving her." Alas, at the end of the evening the two went their separate ways.

This sound really familiar. Kind of like this from the Golden Globes:

"According to reports, Jake and Mila were chatting away and getting grabby at the CAA afterparty at the Sunset Tower. An inside snitch at the party said, “They ended up talking in a corner practically the entire party. They were laughing and smiling a lot. It was really flirty and they both looked like they were having a lot of fun.” Even though they were touchy-feely, the two of them went home separately. A friend of Jake’s said, “They are just really good friends...."

Who was the other person both Justin and Jake were mentioned with that weekend Justin hosted SNL (and left with Olivia) - Mila Kunis -- funny that.

And you know who's gotten a long weekend break from shooting for the Golden Globes before?

It is a bit of a puzzle....or is it just too obvious to be one.

If you want a real puzzle
check out this one and see how you do.

Here at OMG, the missing to piece to the puzzle that's Jake

Snaps, Pics and Tricks?

After two weeks of being cloistered from photographers Jake emerges flashing a little tea
and A
with Peter

The funny things about pictures. They are not always what they seem or when they say happened.

They say that Jake went out with Adam to the movies at the Arclight on June after having dinner in Westwood with other gentleman.

Now we know that Jake and Adam went out on May 29th from this picture.

Check Jake out as the man in black. Black Henley, dark wash jeans, black hat.
But wait Ted said in his reporting of the evening that restaurant sources said "He [Jake] looked very rugged, handsome and was wearing a denim blue shirt, blue jeans, boots and had a buzzed haircut teamed with a sexy scruffy beard."

But that's not what he was wearing at the Arclight.

So when was he wearing that? Saturday night May 28th.

Blue jeans, boots, scruffy beard


And the denim blue shirt? Well Jake thought he had that all covered. Close but no cigar, buddy.
Just like a peek of blue sky on a grey day, it stands out and brings a smile.

It looks like there was more than just moving the date of when Jake was at the Arclight. It looks like they were trying to blend two nights into one.

Why would they want to roll what Jake did Saturday night over to the same night he went out with his friend Adam? Was it because they need a cover for Jake's Saturday night?

Why would you need to do that if it was just a business dinner and why would Jake cover up so what that you couldn't see what he was wearing?

And why would Jake park in the underground parking lot near the Napa Valley Grille when they have valet parking? Did he not want the truckster scratched? (nah he uses valets all the time) Or did he want to use the parking garage to slip in and out into the restaurant without hanging around at the front entrance and drawing attention?


Oh and speaking of smiles. Jake's hasn't been smiling much when the he gets pap'd lately. Now who would he be having dinner with to make him so Guy Smiley that he was still grinning for the paparazzi?

Dinner May 28th
Gym May 2010
Sept 2007 -Dinner at Jar

November 2005