Austin will be on the final two episodes of Mob Doctor, and who does he play?
Luke Harris
And who is he? Well Luke has something in common with Michael, Sonny and Freido.
And that is son of a Mob boss.
Goon: Someone's here to see you boss
Austin: I need to talk with you in private
Mob Boss: Who the hell is this guy? I've never seen you before.
Austin: It's been a long time.
Mob Boss: Let me tell you something kid. I never forget a face.
Austin: Then look closer. (dramatic pause) It's me, Dad.
Music mounts...and SCENE.
Austin will be on Mob Doctor Saturday night January 5th on Fox.
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Great news that we can see Austin on TV this week. Setting my recorder now. Gee , I almost called it my vcr. Ancient history.
Katie Holmes? Hilarious. I doubt she would go from one closeted guy to another, even just for the publicity. PR has to float a female attached to Jake's name periodically but they always disappear into thin air. The only constant in Jake's life is a tall texan. We don't see much of him - sometimes its just an ear, but see him we do.
Well, I'll tell you what, somebody floated the story.
I love how both sides deny the rumor, lol. Somebody wanted to stir up enough dust and flying debris to buy them some free publicity or get a hole punch in their hetero club card for an upcoming movie with Hugh J. It was either Katie's people. Or it was Jake's. Take your pick.
**smh**
Just sad, sad, sad. Oh, but for a great laugh, let's see what Michael K had to say today about it. His post rocks.
Now, the thing is you really need to look at the pictures he has of Katie carrying Suri to get the full effect of his post.
Man, that Suri Cruise chick is a friggin' diva. And way too big to be carted around like that. NYC does have some dirty-ass sidewalks, but seriously. No wonder why Katie Holmes looks so fatigued all the time. She's carting Tiny Tim Suri around like the girl has polio and she's lost her crutches. Stepford Katie is supposedly dating Jake Gyllenhaal, according to The Sun. Jakey's in good shape, so maybe she's just looking for a dude to hold her snooty daughter. Or there was a glitch in her server and the bearding program was reactivated?
A source said: "Josh has been the mastermind behind this romance. Katie says that they have tons in common and Jake has already been to see her in Dead Accounts, plus she has been over to his apartment in the West Village for dinner.”
Dead Accounts is set to close, by the way. No one bought tickets. So she's going to have time for beardin'. What do they have in common? They both used to have crushes on Tom Cruise? Oh wait, it says that Katie's Dawson's Creek pal Joshua Jackson set them up. Let's throw that in reverse to get at the truth. Jake needed to borrow a Joey Potter wig from Katie to fulfill that "Anal with Pacey" fantasy he's always had and this is clearly a publicist flipping the script for a "no homo" moment. I don't blame Jake. Pacey was hot. Get that Capeside c***, gurl.
Update: Gossip Cop says that both of their reps deny this shit. That's a good thing because that's one boring-ass couple. What would they have to talk about besides gluten-free products? Boys, I guess.
You go, Michael!
And look at one of the comments, lol:
Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 7:18pm.
That story never made sense from the beginning. Katie and Josh are exes and don't get along particularly well, by all accounts Jen Lindley, Pacey Witter and Dawson Leery are all fairly friendly and stuck up Joey Potter is the one nobody sends a Christmas card too.
Also, isn't Jake still dating Julian from One Tree Hill?
Sell it somewhere else, PR. People know.
Michael of Dlisted has skewered the story as usual. I wont paste the entire post here as it is too long, but here is his last comment. "Update: Gossip Cop says that both of their reps deny this shit. That's a good thing because that's one boring-ass couple. What would they have to talk about besides gluten-free products? Boys, I guess."
I think PR floats these tales to take the public's temperature to see if they've been able to make Jake straight yet.
PG, I see we were on the same page!
lol. Hey, m!
Now on a positive note, I really liked that short bit on Austin from that TV show trailer. I'm going to set my DVR tonight so I don't forget.
Austin just continues to look great, doesn't he? Wow. I can't wait to see this show even though it'll be the end. I'm just glad Austin's episodes were salvaged.
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
Lost in the snowy peaks. Here's a message for all of you ------> Out on the Slopes
6:06 PM - 2 Jan 13 · Details
Run, boys, run as fast as you can!
The little old PR manager and little old magazine editor ran after the gingerbread man. 'Stop! Stop!' they yelled. The gingerbread man did not look back.
He ran on saying, 'Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!'
Down the lane he sped when he came to a pap. 'Stop! Stop! I would like to eat you," shouted the pap. The gingerbread man was too fast. He ran on saying "Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.'
A little further on he met a movie producer. 'Stop! Stop! little man,' called the hungry movie producer, 'I want to eat you.' Again the gingerbread man was too fast. He sped on down the road saying, "Run run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man."
The movie producer began to chase the gingerbread man along with the pap, and the little old PR manager. But the gingerbread man was too fast for them.
It was not long before the gingerbread man came to a fan with cellphone camera. 'Stop! Stop!' shouted the fan with cellphone camera. 'I want to eat you, little man.' But the gingerbread man did not stop. He said, 'Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.'
The fan with the cellphone camera joined in the chase. The gingerbread man laughed and laughed, until he came to the Mississippi River. 'Oh no!' he cried, 'They will catch me. How can I cross the Mississippi River to go North?'
A sly famous rapper came out from behind a tree. 'I can help you cross the river,' said the famous rapper. 'Jump on to my tail and I will swim across.'
'You won't eat me, will you?' said the gingerbread man.
'Of course not,' said the sly famous rapper. 'I just want to help.'
The gingerbread man climbed on the sly famous rapper's tail. Soon the gingerbread man began to get wet. 'Climb onto my back,' said the famous rapper. So the gingerbread man did. As he swam the famous rapper said, 'You are too heavy. I am tired. Jump onto my nose.' So the gingerbread man did as he was told.
No sooner had they reached the other side, than the sly famous rapper tossed the gingerbread man up in the air. He opened his mouth and 'Snap!' that was...
Oops! LOL - I forgot how the Gingerbread Man ended. LOLLLLL!!!
Keep running, boys. Keep running. Keep looking over your shoulder and trying to stay ahead of everyone.
Just remember what happened to the gingerbread man.
Happened to see this on a link from the MSN page. "His rep assures Wonderwall that the hookup report is "a lie [and] a total fabrication, and we are looking into our legal options against the tabloid that started it. Enough is enough for 2013, and media organizations need to be accountable for their reporting." Legal options? Odd that they would feel so strongly about such a nonsense story, but maybe Jake wants to avoid these links to odd women with no merit.
"Enough is enough for 2013."
So Jake's people are that passionate about inaccuracy in tabloid reporting and accountability for the truth?
I think we just need to be prepared for more of this kind of nonsense. Austin's JFK tweet said it all. They want us to ease back with a mimosa and look out yonder, LOOK! Look way out towards the ocean and look at the island of paradise off in the distance. Don't look at the rocks and the sting rays and the sharks all around. Don't look at all the personal possessions you had to sell in order to get the nice pontoon boat that's going to take you to that island of paradise.
It's going to be a looooong ride.
One of the big rocks the boat hit was Alabama. Alabama = Austin TX = Leadville. Jake is sent off back to NYC and attends the big Coldplay/JayZ concert alone on New Year's Eve.
And Austin more than likely was sent packing, as far away from Jake as quickly and far away as possible. Wherever those peaks are, enjoy the view, big guy.
And if Jake's fans want to buy that he looks blissfully happy and together looking going in alone on New Year's Eve to the Barclay Center, I've got some land I've been wanting to sell.
Yeah right, alone on New Year's Eve. Jake. And Austin? Alone on the slopes somewhere on the globe, looking like a hirsute matching bookend to his ragamuffin husband.
Who is buying all of this? Who bought the girlfriend story? Where was she on New Year's Eve? Why isn't she in the picture? Who is planting all of these stories? How many denials and pictures of Jake consistently alone and looking like hell is it going to take for people to wake up?
The closet is just doing these guys in. I can't look off to that island of paradise because I don't see how they can continue to dodge the rocks. The holes are really beginning to show in the bow as far as I'm concerned.
This is a great commercial which I tweeted about tonight, happened to see it on TV. It's a promo for Cougar Town and they use "Spill the Wine", an oldie by Eric Burdon and War. FANTASTIC!!! I've got to download that song - it has never sounded better. I love this commercial and I have never even seen Cougar Town. LOL!
Spill the Wine Dig that Girl
Busy Phillips is in the video and she looks great.
So then on that YouTube page, there's a video of Busy baking a cake. How talented is she? What a gift! She's so creative. So if you want to watch a 1:15 video on Busy making a mermaid cake, here it is:
Creative Busy Phillips
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