Trying to create a diversion as Jake goes home to LA, his team leaks a picture on Awkward Family Photos.
"Let them tweet this"
"You don't think they will read anything into her chin being covered by all that hair do you? "
"No, no they're not that smart"
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This photo cracks me up. You know the photographer told them to squeeze in.
Jake's expression is classic. Amy is lost in all that hair. And the guy is so so very proud.
All I can think of is the caption in a scrapbook of "We're just so proud of our? boy" underneath it.
ballisticTONY Tony Calderon
Just helped out Jake Gyllenhaal.
2 minutes ago (12:55 p.m. May 7)
Location: Los Angeles
Austin Francalancia @francalancia
Just lost @T_Sooz to Jake Gyllenhaal at Square One.
2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Square One
I am wearing my fancy pink hat and sipping a mint julep. Who do you think will win the #KentuckyDerby today?
38 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
R.I.P. Seve Ballesteros. Great Golfer. Great Man. Too Young To Go.
17 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Go Rosie Napravnik. Best Jockey around is a woman. Go Rosie Go. #KentuckyDerby.
10 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Well, we know Jake is definitely back in Los Angeles because Austin has pulled out his fancy pink hat for the occasion. I wonder if the chapeau fits his "head" or his giant noggin'?
Hey, Special. Given Austin's tweet today you'll need to make an avatar with Austin and Jake wearing pink sombreros. Or, maybe that style wouldn't be fancy enough for Austin's taste.
You think Austin's said this to Jake yet sipping his Mint Julep?
"Talk Derby to me."
Talk Derby to me.
Okay, Special. You get a ROTFLMAO for that one!
Do I hear "Cummimg down the homestretch, anyone?"
Mint Julep recipe
(serves 1)
4 fresh mint sprigs
2 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1 tsp powdered sugar
2 tsp water
Muddle mint leaves, powdered sugar, and water in a collins glass. Fill the glass with shaved or crushed ice and add bourbon. Top with more ice and garnish with a mint sprig. Serve with a straw.
AUS10NICHOLSAUSTIN NICHOLS
Go Rosie Napravnik. Best Jockey around is a woman. Go Rosie Go. #KentuckyDerby.
AUS10NICHOLSAUSTIN NICHOLS
R.I.P. Seve Ballesteros. Great Golfer. Great Man. Too Young To Go.
AUS10NICHOLSAUSTIN NICHOLS
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18 hours ago
That's really interesting that Pink Hat tweet went poof.
I am kicking myself I didn't get a chance to go over and do a screencap before Austin pulled it.
Why? Why would you want to cap that tweet?
I don't know who's Austin going to pick for the race.
It's tough one for him . I mean there is Mucho Macho Man, or there is Pants on Fire.
Does he go with the Village, or something he's familiar with.
Anonymous cap crazy said...
Why? Why would you want to cap that tweet?
The question is - why would Austin delete.
There is always more interesting about why something is deleted than what is left there.
Guess this Austin's replacement tweet then.
164,000 people wearing goofy hats watching tiny people on horses run in a circle for 2 minutes. Americans are amazing!!
5 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Now worries Austin - people retweeted your Pink Hat tweet.
To quote Martha Stewart- "Screencaps they're a good thing."
That's really interesting that the Pink Hat tweet went poof.
To paraphrase Jack Twist from the Trailhead scene in Brokeback Mountain, it looks like Austin Nichols is on a very short leash these days. Wonder what kind of Faustian Devil's Pact he's made now? He better be careful. The man may not have a soul left soon.
Done! Twice even.
Aw Aust.....aw Aust.....
You castrated your tweet.
GENGLEMEN, PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CAPS. LADIES, BOW YOUR HEADS.
♪♪taps♪♪
Austin just lost his kiwis.
Wow, talk about a shot in the arm.....this is better than a tetanus.
And in a shoutout, a big Saaaaaluuuuuuute to Austie, from my Avatar folder, I dust off......polish off and present.......
Stepford Wife!!!!!
Man, Austin, I never thought I would see the day when you would become a Stepford Wife, buddy. But there you go.
You know it could have been Julian who jumped onto Austin's twitter again and said that about the pink hat and mint julep. ; )
Julian hasn't tweeted in a while, and you know Julian would be all about Derby Days.
@mikkele
recap: jake gyllenhaal, pacsun bikini flash mob (witnessed, not participated), farmer's market, and @UniqueLA. not a bad saturday.
37 minutes ago via web
I suppose what I should have said was his tweet had been Julian'd, huh?
Well Austin could have tweet'd that Julian took over his twitter account again, and it look a little less conspicuous.
Manny is taking Sugar Shane. #FightNight
20 minutes ago
Ok Talk to me people. Who's gonna win this fight? Sugar Shane Mosley or Manny Pacquiao?
51 minutes ago
Help me think of ridiculous horse names. Instead of Seabiscuit -- Oceancrackers. #KentuckyDerby
6 hours ago
Wow its over! The #KentuckyDerby. Congrats #AnimalKingdom. I've been watching tv for 3 hours for two minutes of excitement.
6 hours ago
Austin is looking for work so needs to be in full beard, best behavior mode.
Lots of chores today with more still to come tomorrow. Having been burned in a prior year, I did not turn the Derby on until about 30 minutes left, watched the jockeys announce their names and then run the race. I did not even stay for the after interviews as I had a haircut to get to. Best way to see the Derby.
Taylor Swift Releases The Video For ‘Mean’ — Is It About Ex-Boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal?
She wrote the 2010 song for her critics, but she certainly seems to have enough vitriol to skew her ex in the new video!
Taylor Swift is not a girl you want to mess with. She has written fiery kiss-off songs to exes from Taylor Lautner to Joe Jonas to John Mayer, and it looks like her latest video ‘Mean’ targets her brief relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal!
Taylor, 21, says she wrote the song as a response to critics who didn’t like her music, but the video seems to have a lot of metaphor to a bad relationship — likely with Jake, 30. Primarily, Taylor takes the role of an old-time damsel-in-distress, tied to train tracks by a mustache-twirling bad guy. The lyrics that play over the scene may surprise you:
“You, with your switching sides,
And your walk by lies and your humiliation
You, have pointed out my flaws again,
As if I don’t already see them.
I walk with my head down,
Trying to block you out cause I’ll never impress you
I just wanna feel okay again.”
Hmm. Could “switching sides” refer to Jake being spotted out with Joe’s ex-girlfriend Camilla Belle? Could Taylor “never impress” the older Jake? And “I just wanna feel okay again?” Sounds like she’s trying desperately to move on!
That Hollywood Life writer is an idiot. He's trying to push the idea that those lyrics relate to Jake yet she hadn't even met Jake when that song was written and recorded.
Boy, Blogger certainly has issues this morning, doesn't it?
Happy Mother's Day to all! You don't have to be a mother either - I think a day like Mother's Day includes aunts, babysitters, caretakers, Sunday School teachers and mentors. Anyone who nurtures and cares about others.
See the flagman? That was PR waving Jakepoo in, giving him the all-clear to return to L.A.
LOL!!!
And I probably should add the CW's PR, not necessarily Jake's.
The CW alllll about pushing Sophin right now.
Really nice tweet by Max Lucado:
MaxLucado Max Lucado
Praying 4 anyone saddened by mother's day. Can't see ur mom? Can't become a mom? Buried a child? Missing ur child? Thinking of u.
8 minutes ago
This is rich. Soap laying it on thick again:
SophiaBush Sophia Bush
I concur. #Letdown RT @vinnawinna: That fight was like watching two guys sloooooowly walk to get their paychecks
6 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
Sophia Bush
SophiaBush Sophia Bush
Is it weird that when Pacquiao was walking out to "Eye of the Tiger" all I could think of was Alex/Quinn on last week's OTH? Ha. @kramergirl
The whole tweet business is just sad and pathetic, right down to butching it up with all the boxing talk.
Why they think anyone cares about something as silly as wearing a pink hat for the Derby is beyond me. Heck, even football players last fall got all decked out in pink accessories to show their support for the fight against breast cancer.
Speaking of sports, Sean Avery, a hockey player for the New York Rangers, had done a vide supporting gay marriage in New York.
Man, got up at 7 a.m. on a Sunday so that I could take a tai chi class in the park, it's been sponsored by the City Parks Dept. I've been wanting to try it for a long time, but couldn't find a class in my area, and now I can do it in the park, and for free. It's going to take me a while to get the hang of it, but I had fun, and it was a good workout.
Hey, good for you, Dest! Free, too! That's the best part about it. I'll be curious to hear what you come to like about it. I don't know a lot about tai chai but isn't it supposed to be real relaxing and teach you breathing technique or something?
I'm all about free these days. I am boycotting the small blocks of cheese right now unless they fall at $2 or under. Believe me, this is very hard because I am a cheeseaholic.
Groceries are just out of sight! Anything dairy or in the meat case is just unreal. Cottage cheese is a luxury in our apartment now unless it's on sale. I refuse to pay almost $3 for a carton of cottage cheese. A lot of things are being bypassed in my grocery cart these days.
I know that I drive by Aldi's now and their parking lots are just packed. The American lower & middle classes are just trying to hang on. Between gas and food, it's a killer out there right now.
Alot of people growing their own gardens this summer, I'm sure.
daryl_millar: @ManMadeMoon White House denies claims that, following the Bin Laden train bomb plot, Jake Gyllenhaal has been called into action.
about 2 hours ago via web
Happy mothers day to all.
That tweet about Taylor's song is ridiculous. Does 3 weeks even qualify as a relationship? And if anything, switching sides would refer to his gayness, not to being in the same place as another woman.
@RyeGuyLA
Ryan Pinette
My Mother's Day morning? Well, I spent it with Jake Gyllenhaal & his mum @ Hollywood Farmers Market. #true
36 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@wildfreshntasty:
apparently i just missed a jake gyllenhaal siting @TheHFM damn it! bet he is as pretty as the heirloom tomatoes.
57 minutes ago via web
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