Blister in the Sun

Austin  tweeted a family portrait yesterday

TWD  family portrait

#TWDFamily

And followed it up with a close up just in case you missed it.


But upon closer inspection... Rosita who?

A little background on the handsy fella.  Josh McDermitt plays Eugene Porter who he claims to be a scientist who knows the cure to the zombie plague

OMG is thinking there were some other tweets Austin tried before he settled on that one.

Top Ten Rejected Tweets for Austin's TWD family close up 

10. This is good, but my Laker lean is better.

9.  I thought the Professor on Gilligan's Island was the hot one too.

8.  humming ..."big hands I know you're the one"

7.  The whole thing with Rosita was just to get you Eugene.

6. It's that banjo's I hear? 

5.  Is Josh confusing me with the other Austin?

4.  Who can resist a man with a mullet?

3.  Just going to tell management I was taking his hand off my knee when the
paparazziset photographer snapped the picture.

2. I'm giddy that finally someone makes my hands look so petite!

and the number on tweet idea that got rejected:

Which will Jake notice first me wearing his chain or  Josh's hand on my knee?

Legs Inc.

Top Ten Captions

10. You're hungry Jake eat a Snickers before another dummy gets hit.

9. Ok, 4 car crashes down,  now the creepy house scenes and we almost done.

8. Don't worry Jake. His legs crossed at the knees is not sending some not so straight  subliminal message.

7. Jake,  of course your thighs are thinner than the fake dummy legs under the car.

6. Act like you know nothing, no one will notice.

5. We don't need animatronic legs, we can do that in post.

4. I know as a producer you're looking to keep costs down .   But Jake I don't think we can return them and get the money back, they'll notice the tire marks.

3. Don't knock the shoes they look better than those scuffy boots you pull out for the red carpet.

2. Sorry Austin's called dibs on the legs Dan.  He has some plans for an Instagram picture.

And the #1 caption is:

I can't remember if Harvey is using this picture for his holiday cards to the competing studio heads or as reminder to the voters for the award campaign.

And now for something completely different...

An Instagram picture had Jake backstage at the Global Citizen Festival on Saturday night.

That inspired a Top 10  list of Global proportions.

10. No, I don't think Jay-Z needs a back up dancer.

9. I think you misunderstood Justin here isn't against farm to table he just does think a World Kale Initiative will work everywhere.

8. What popped out of Beyonce's blouse, those are called breasts Jake.  Haven't seen those before?

7. If you ask him, I'm sure Sting would sign a vintage Syncronicity album for you.  Did you say it was a Christmas present for an 80s music fan?

6.Gwen said there was an after party at her hotel, and if you are friends with Adam she guesses it's ok for you to come.

5. I know you and B have that whole Dreamgirls connection but she said "no Effie today "

4. Nightcrawler? It's that some kind of comic book thing?

3. Dude...what the hell .....did 50 really smack you around in the ring?

2. 100 bucks the censors miss at least one f- bomb.

And #1

No, I don't think Beyonce needs a backup dancer either.

SharkYESdo

A little different red carpet pic from the big guy.

Between Oceana's event and Shark Week, OMG couldn't resist a special Top Ten for Austin and Austin Friday

Top Ten Things Austin Might have said on the Big Blue Carpet.

10. "This is my best red carpet set up date ever."

9.   "Hey do you think I can borrow this?  It would be a hit with the kids"

8. "That scent. Is that Kramer's  The Beach cologne?  Or Calvin Klein's Ocean?"

7.   "Thanks Sharkman,  you make my fivehead look smaller"


6.  "So they let you stop sending out tweets tonight, but had to suit up instead? So glad I never had to intern"

5.  "Oh, no I've fallen for that Jabberjaw story before....and it ended up with cops in a parking garage and him calling his manager to get us out of trouble."

4.  " Hey, we're two things that Hollywood thinks scares the public.. sharks and a...  'curvy' man."

3. " Is that a shark fin on your back are your just happy to see me"

2. "Jake it's just like the gorilla outfit, and we can both walk the carpet together and not get yelled at"

and #1 one thing  Austin might have said on the Big Blue Carpet

 "You must be Megalodon ,  Hi! I'm Austin Don"

Fun with Photos

One of the outtakes from promo pictures for an interview about LaOD

Top Ten Captions for this Picture

10. Jake: Am I supposed to hear the ocean or your heartbeat?

9.  Anne: No Jake,  girls do not have cooties.

8.  Anne:  Don't cry Jakey, you'll get an Oscar one day.

7.  Jake: I'll need to call my therapist,  this is oddly maternal and terrifying.

6. Anne:  I want to be Jack and you be Ennis. 

4. Jake:  Ok, you can stop holding me now,  I think they got enough pictures.

3. Anne:  Ohhh sweetie I'm sorry... you can't borrow my Les Mis outfit.

2.  Anne:  Let me tell you a story, about a big bad wolf ...okay ...wolverine name Hugh.

5.  Anne:  Okay, I'm Fantine,  and you're young Corsette.


And the #1 caption

I know it's confusing with me being a girl.

By any other name...

The recent news is that Maggie is not Maggie, but Margalit.

"She stumbled across the finding while gathering the paperwork necessary to legally take the last name of her husband, actor Peter Sarsgaard. When she confronted her parents about the name confusion, they didn't remember naming her 'Margalit.' "  (Margalit means Pearl in Hebrew)

 Alrighty then....

So if Mom and Dad didn't remembering name her, OMG wondered Jake's real name might be:

 Top Ten Other Names Could Be on Jake's Paperwork

10. Wanted to double their gold and used Jacobus

9. Found out Jarlsberg was Norwegian and not Swedish after they named him.

8. Pops didn't know they wrote Jazz Hand when he was kidding with the nurse.

7.  For her to be godmother they had to name him Jamie Lee

6.  Jacko   -  (It was the 80's and Michael was king)

5.  Didn't know if he'd actually grow into Jaybird

4.  Middle name is actually Bingo

3.  Wanted to make a political statement and went with Jacobin (For all you Francophiles)

2. Nichols

And the #1  Starts with Toothy ends with Tile

Big old softie

Thanks Austy for the Adam Wainwright's pitch to Jeter at the All-Star game softball of a tweet

Sex Education Class. Sign me up - AUS10

The Top Ten Reasons Austin would Sign up For Class

10. It's the only way  he could truthfully say he seen "lady bits and bobs" lately

9. With all the girls in the class no one can hear his giggle when they say penis.

8. Get some new tips to take home to the hubs.

7. Management said he needed to be seen with more women.

6. Caught having "inspired moments" tweets about Whole Food and the hardware store - was sent to class for reeducation.

5. The Fauxs got tired of explaining how first second and third base were when pretending to date girls.

4. With all these ladies there was no chance of anything suddenly popping up in class.

3. He wanted to see what they said about boys in the film the girls in the class got shown.

2.  Found this isn't all about bees like Jake been telling him all these years.

And the number one reason...

To find out that there are other ways to make babies besides making a swirly shake in a cup.

Under and Out Fit

Jake was spotted out getting all Under Armored up.

With Southpaw starting to film in Pittsburgh next month, Jake's still got some serious training to do.

But OMG is less than serious and Jake's lastest ensemble is begging for another Top Ten List.

So without further ado:

Top Ten Things about Jake's Out and About Outfit

10. No one will know I'm conditioning (my hair) under this hood.

9. Patterns are distracting.

8. Glad I went with the shorts, capris would never work with these socks.

7. Like the girls always say let the shoes give it that little kick of color.

6. It's got to Co-or-din-ate!  Think of all the outfits I can make with this jacket. 

5. No my backpack is not Hefty Hefty Hefty!

4. For all the flack I've been getting online lately I need some Under Armour

3. They might not be Nair short shorts but my legs are just as smooth. 

2. Austin picked stripes and all I got left is the solids

And the number one thing about Jake's latest Out and About Outfit.

No matter all the camouflaging going on there always a rainbow underneath.

A Touch of Grey Too

Jake popped back up in NY this week (no doubt getting ready for his conversation  with Colm Toibin on James Baldwin's Another Country at Columbia on May 1st)in his Spring Tan but there was a touch of grey too.

Which got OMG thinking ....Top Ten List.


So for that there's....

 Th Top Ten List of things Jake's Touch of Grey might be:

10.  An incognito hoodie from the Don't Notice Me but I'm Famous Collection

9.  Pajama jeans!

8. Upcycling the baby sling for shopping at the farmers market later.

7.  New workout onesie

6. Fifty Shades of Grey Movie T-shirt

5. The only other thing he brought to wear on this trip

4. His new go-to summer scarf - the Sholdit

3. The all in one convertible Erica Badu head wrap/throwback scrunchie

2.  Cashmere baby cashmere

and the number #1 Touch of grey Jake's got in his hand

A Grab a (Grey) Goose and Get Loose t-shirt

Put your Heads Together

It could be described as the movie version of the awkward family photo, this photo of Jake + Jake begs for a Top Ten List.

Top Ten Captions for Jake's Awkward Family Photo Movie Photo.


10. No more Lionel Richie - Just to be Close to You

9.  When I said braid our hair I didn't mean together.

8.  Who thought this Doublemint Gum ad was a good idea.

7.  Denis never said anything about conjoined

6.  It could have been worse they could done the Brandy Snifter

5.  Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

4. Is that my beard or yours making that noise?
    Hey I didn't tell her to Instagram again. Ohh you meant the face.

3. This how those rumors on Datalounge get started.

2. No one knows we stole Jimmy Fallon's three legged pants from The Tonight Show.

and the Number 1 caption for Jake's Awkward Family Photo Movie Photo.

Mitosis: The Movie

Twitter Tease Top Ten

With Nakey Jakey on the set of Everest you know that Texas Tweeter was tempted to tweet something.

The Top Ten Things Austin might have been tempted to tweet:

10. Yup He's a handful.

9. That pan wouldn't be the only thing getting banged if I were there.

8. I said "Get naked and rock your..." not "Get naked on rocks"

7. Would have gone with a striped "sock" over basic black.

6. I don't like everything Big Ass

5. Damnit! the paps spoiled my birthday breakfast surprise, didn't they

4. That "Come and Get it" better be just for me.

3. #HotJesus needed 2 loaves and 5 fishes #NakedJake just needs a ladle and a pan.

2. I'm one that gets to butter those biscuits.

and the #1 thing Austin might have been tempted to tweet

They better not be Egg Benedicts - I'm the only one that gets the Hollandaise

Caption This!

Top Ten Things heard in the make up trailer on the set of Prisoners.

10. No the red does not clash with the your eye shadow.

9.  Are you ready?  On the count of three you'll open you eyes for your new look.

8.  Oh Jake if you'd only let me get my hands on those eyebrows, I could make you the fairest of them all.

7. “'tis but a scratch”

6.  Now that's 2 parts corn syrup 1 part red jello mix and pour.  Do you need to write this down?

5.  Honey don't worry, I will take care of Hugh if he doesn't play nice.

4.  Not how I'd  dress you,  I think you'd more fabulous with some color and a little sparkle on those cheeks sweeping up to your temples.

3.  Look at those lashes. Your sister must hate you.

2.  It's like you've had something warm and sticky in your hair before.

and #1

"Just a flesh wound”

The Mind Wanders

Another day another chat for Jake.

And yes about Prisoners.

This time it's MOMA.

But really what was going on Jake's head.

Top Ten Things Jake Might have been thinking about

10. You know what this campaign needs is a theme song. Hmmmm.  "Back on the Chain Gang"  yeah!

9. Thanksgivukkah?  Why can't it be Hanukgiving?

8. Mashed potatoes or latkes? Pumpkin pie or pumpkin kugel?  

7. My hand itches!!! Does that mean it's getting better?  Or play the lottery?

6.  I'm so working this suit.   All legs baby.

5.  Melissa has an Oscar and Hugh doesn't and she's the one who has to talk? Weird.

4.  Say something nice about Wolverine, say something nice about Wolverine.

3.  Does MOMA validate?

2.  Ten more punches on my talk about it ticket  and I get my own Oscar.

and the number on thing Jake might be thinking

Pose off!!!  I win!

A little dab will do ya

Everyone's seen it but and yet it looks like a bit of grey, but is Jake's ever going to admit that in an interview.  So for that reason, how about coming up ideas Jake will say his grey patch is.

Top Ten Things Jake exaggerate that his grey patch is

10.  His homage to Skunk Boy.

9.  Mayo vs. Miracle Whip - viral ad gone wrong.

8.  Got caught eating a Fluffernutter.
 
7.   Small hands, too many cookies. Thus became the Oreo incident. 

6.  He's a Dead fan now.  (Touch of Gray)

5.  Cornstarch - to stop the chaffing.

4.  Rented out the patch to all natural hair care company as a test sample for dye your own at home.

3.  Someone rubbed the color right off! 

2,   Another Austin hair experiment got wrong.
 
and  the number one thing Jake might say his grey patch is:

1. Yogurt ......... yeah that's what they call it

Read - you're it

 Now that Jake's  read a children's book and a classic novel,  it's time to branch out. What will he read next?

Top Ten Audio Projects Jake will do next:

10. Poor Little Bitch Girl by Jackie Collins

9. The Jumbles in the Comics Section

8. What to Expect When You are Expecting

7. The picture directions to the IKEA Hemnes 8 Drawer Dresser

6.  I, Toto: The Autobiography of Terry, the Dog who was Toto by Willard Carroll

5. Don't Hassel the Hoff: The Autobiography by David Hasselhoff

4.  A Night Without Armor : Poems by Jewel

3. The police blotter from the Anamosa, Iowa newspaper, The Anamosa Journal Eureaka

2. Mr. T: The Man With the Gold : An Autobiography of Mr. T by Mr. T.

and the number one audio project next for Jake:

1. Monthly PTA minutes from NYC PS218

Type A Project

On Sunday Austin popped up on twitter to wish everyone a Happy Easter and hinted at an announcement about a new project.

I have some great news that I will announce next week. New Project. Happy Easter Y'all. - Aus10

And what better day of the week to announce it, than Austin Friday, because when you have your own day of the week you gotta. Even Jake doesn't have his own day.

Just finishing up week 2 of the new project. One of the coolest things I've ever done. But they said I can't talk about it yet. I will soon! - Aus10

Now it looks like Austin has been working for this project for 2 weeks.  What's  not sure if that's 2 consecutive weeks or two weeks total.

But that begs the questions: What is it? When did it start and when can you see it? Where is he when he is doing it?



And when there's questions there's a Top Ten List.

Top Ten Project Austin might be up to and can't talk about yet.

10. Ran away and joined the circus,  the Cirque du Soleil  O show at The Bellagio.


9.  At cooking school, so Jake might let him use the kitchen without adult supervision.



8.  Filming the next season of Splash.

7.  At the Bella Blue -School of Burlesque.  Week 2 assignment - tassel spins
 

6. Bat boy for the Texas Rangers

5. While the Duck Dynasty dudes are holding out for a new contract,  Dad, Austin and Rowdy are at the ranch filming A&E's new replacement Plugged Nichols.



4.  Second week of rehearsals for  Baywatch the Musical.  



3. Working as an intern at GQ - hoping to score good swag and snappy accessories.



2.  Wanting to be like Papa (Hemingway) Training for the running of the bulls

 and the number #1 project Austin's been working on

Zombie time - Season 5 Walking Dead


Happy Austin Friday!