The Daily Grind

Since Jake's whereabouts seem to be everywhere these day -  Gulf Coast? New York? Texas? California? Europe? (Maybe) Nepal? (Not a chance)  - the fella needs a map to keep it all straight (ahem)

While there are no kale spot maps out yet - there is a coffee map of NYC that could help Jake remember where he is when they are trying to tweet, pap and print him being somewhere in the city.

 The map with the best places for coffee in Gotham comes with all the subway lines - so they can get the straight story - oops story straight.

Oh don't worry Jake there's an app for it.  Just don't confuse it with Grinder or you will give your team a stroke.

Now if there was an app to tell you where the fauxs go  so you could make sure you don't have to deal with them.  Wait - you might already have that.

Olympics for ALL Moment:

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The new commercial titled “Airport Love” was created with the message in mind that sports is for everyone.

Multiplicity

Ok.  You go to LA.  I'll stay in NY.

And real Jake is  home.

On three... 1, 2, 3....BREAK!

Idle hands....

While Austin was wrapping things up on Parkland,  what was Jake doing?

Probably not filming today or this past weekend for that matter.

Why?

Well Hugh was in London yesterday,  and Viola is in New York doing promotions for the next day or two for a movie she has coming out, so what's a fella with the funky haircut to do?

This calls for a Top Ten:

Top Ten Things Jake could have been doing this weekend:

10. Ran lines with NeNe from Real Housewives of Atlanta.

9.  FlyWheeling his butt off.

8.  Home brew a twist on a Southern classic - Kale Sweet Tea.

7. Sneaked in as part of a tour group through the Coca-Cola museum.

6.  Got stuck at The Varisty because he didn't know what to answer when they yelled "What'll ya have!"

5. Drop his buns for another bison burger?

4. Or got one of the 24 burgers at Holeman & Finch even if he had to stand in line with everyone else.

3. Slumber Party at Madea's house. 

2. Rip down the curtains and had his own Scarlett moment.

or

1, Just hung out with the locals for a cup of Joe?

But then again... just maybe celebrated a little (or this case the big) love before V-day?

Could he have headed back to LA?  Because he sure wasn't heading to NY with all the snow and ice.   Or  did he pop really out of town and hopped a pond?  Or maybe just ranched it out?
 

Guess Guess Goose

Another day.  Another day of Where in the world is Austy? (And where the heck is Jake too)  Austin throws down another picture card to keep everyone guessing.

Acknowledge what great fans he has he shows some of his fan mail.  But where is he reading it?

Still in a hotel in France?

Or did he get his mail that came through his management office and he's back in the U.S. of A?

And is it a duvet or carpet?  And if it is carpet, why would you lay them all out on the floor?

Not to show what room you're in?   But why?

Oh ... you are living up to name Austin ... Mystery Man.

Questions, questions... so many questions.

And seriously, is Jake a pinball bouncing between cities? Where exactly is he?  Where is the flippers?  Or has it gone tilt?

And the last question of the day....

Bike Rack or Desk?

 It's a Two Wheel Tuesday Two'fer.

I see You Ici

Another day,

 and another Paris invasion.

Austin has hit the streets of Pariee

And an Pariee has seen him.

How is it that he can go forever in the US and no one sees him, but one afternoon in Paris and the whole country of France does?

Makes you wonder if  Monsieur Nichols wants to make sure that he is seen still in Paris.

Or he is trying to make his own Target ad.


And how do you get yourself seen in Paris -- well the Champs Elysee is a start.

AUS10NICHOLS Saw you earlier in the Champs Elysees ! But you RAN AWAY haha, enjoy the rest of your trip Forrest ! - source

Check!

How about the Louvre Austy?

Or Notre Dame?

Le Rive Gauche?

But if you do Versailles,

do it as your Doppelganger did in Marie Antoinette.

We know you will find your way to  Le Pere Lachaise Cemetery to have a moment in memory of the the poet, piper, singer, (Lizard) king.

And if they see someone with you - you can just say it's Morrison's ghost and not the actor who's been  practically MIA for the last 10 days.

Ohhh and the Arc de Triomphe and the Eiffel Tower thing -- yeah we know....you'll get there if you haven't all ready.

 It's exactly why you are running all over like a loose Goose.

Two Wheel Tuesday ala Paris

 

Hey it looks like they raided Jake and Austin's closet. 

Red White and "Bleu"

Exactly how long does it take to get to "Pari"?

Because the way Austin was selling it , he was going to be tweet the moment he touched down.

Guess Austin just soaking up some of the sights like

The Arch de Triumph

Or maybe the Eiffel Tower ; )

Because what else is Jake doing?

Because it's another day he's not shooting Enemy and not to be seen.

French it up fellows!


Fireworks translate in any language.

 Happy Happy 4th of July!!

Stuck on deu....

Austin loses count ...

Jake is just lost.....


Austin got stuck on his countdown as he is really trying to sell his departure .....

Because twitpic from inside the sedan service.... yeah that' subtle

Was the day so nice he counted it twice?  And could long lost Jake have something to do with that two fer? And could the dearly have departed ..much much earlier?


 Austin in Paris (PR approved)

Austin in Paris (Toothy approved)

Paris, bikes, berets.... Oh Austin this is your city.

Hop Skip and Jumping

Should we be calling him JB Cooper after this weekend's sightings of Jake in the Pacific
Northwest. (Please note no banks, planes or parachutes were used in the making of this joke)

It seems that Jake was spotted in Portland this weekend. And here we thought Austin would be more the Portlandia guy. But he does like to put a bird on it. ; )

Tweets have him spotted in the Portland airport and also seen having breakfast with friend Busy.And where was Busy this weekend? She tweeted she was in Portland.

Did Jake go west by going through the Northwest this time? Seems before he was stopping over in San Francisco on his hop skips and long jumps between in NY and LA. Did Portland give him to catch up for a little "cawfee tawk" between friends and be on the QT as much as possible and keep the dates of his LA arrival as mysterious as possible? Or did he just want to drop off all that lumberjack plaid he's giving up wearing?

And a stealth as Jake seems to have been. Looks like Mr. Nichols might have him beat.

Somehow Austin managed to go to Coachella and not be seen,tweeted. or photographed. Who needs a big hat like Jared Leto?

But exactly how does a big tall Texan blend in so well? Is there a version of Coachella camo no one is aware of? Or does he really have an invisibility cape? Does he hoodie it like Jake (that tall and a hood, way to Sleestaky) Or does he just avoid the VIP section and the people dying to get their pictures taken?It does make you wonder since it seems easy for him to stay out of view, how deliberate it was to be seen in Berlin was after being tweeted on being seen on his way there.And it does look like Jake will be heading back to work just as summer vacation starts for everyone else. The word is they start shooting Enemy in late May in Toronto.

Talk about a hop skip and a jump... to where he could hop, skip and jump on a lot in The Great Lake State.

No Foolin'

There is no need for red arrows on the last batch of Easter Parade pictures, when you have red shoes, and if you can't see the mish mash mess yourself look again.

And while Jake might have been with Mama, Mags and & Ro when the pictures were taken, Peter dropped in from somewhere else entirely. (Maybe a party where were the dress code was zapatos el Papa. (Hint, the Pope gets his from Prada)
But after all the random tweets of Jake that flooded the weekend,

and the week of pictures that had his beard growing like a Magic Rocks kits you had a kid(And btw doesn't his beard looks way darker in the newest pics?)

Friday's
Sunday's

then a mention of him in Northern Cali

and suddenly Jake pops up for dinner in Toronto, with not the long arm of the law, but the long arm of a dinner companion across the table

it looks like there was a plan for a little foolin'

but it was week late and a dollar short

It is looking like Jake is getting ready to film An Enemy in Toronto next month. Or maybe it is just his twin in Toronto. (Damn those evil twins)

But there is no fooling about Austin trying to help out friends and their shows... or is there a little?

Hey guys. Watch my friend's show tonight. COUGAR TOWN. They need us. @courteneycox - AUS10

Now which friend? Brian who was on JFC with him? Buddy Busy? Or is Courtney his new bestie?

And for Two Wheel Tuesday it's Big Wheel -- it was the Bring Your on Big Wheel race in SF this past weekend.
Hey... you see you a Dalmation on a Big Wheel or a Dutchman on a grocery cart it just might be..