Austin has been talking about his alter super hero the past few days.
So caught up in it he confuses Paraguay for Uruguay.
Yes uruguay. Sorry. My mind is on other things. Like a new super hero called ABSORBENT MAN
and just who is ABSORBENT MAN?
He's from planet eradicadia. They have special absorbent fabric. He fashions a wetsuit and swims thru the oil. And sucks it all up!!
after a couple days he has been transformed
absorbent man here. Just flew back to my lair. I have to take off my wetsuit, recharge my solar batteries, and get back to the gulf.
We know Austin you think of Absorbent Man in a combination of this:
plus this
But an absorbent guy who lives in a lair? And protects the waters. Well... it seems more like this.
He's absorbent. He loves the water. He lives in the sea. He likes quirky ties. And funky shoes I mean check out those legs remind you of anyone?
And the socks?
And his lair
Jakey's Patrick. He's your BFF. And he's a star, not exactly a star like Patrick but a star.
He's played an action hero. And he has those trunks.
And they pretend to be super heroes (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy). Who does that sound like?
You know superhero sidekicks can hang out and no one says anything
ok... well....
And you didn't think Austin was on the PoP promo tour. Now we know.
(thanks M&M for the reminder about this picture)
