Abs -camera - action

What's the word now that we've release the new clip of

Mr. Bruckheimer, there's a big buzz, it's all over the internet and tons of tweets.

Excellent.

But...

But what?

Well a lot of it is about Jake sir.

"An unspoiled lump of clay to mold in my own image"


More specifically his abs.

Excellent.

Well sir, it might not be. There is a lot of talk about them being fake.

Ahh the plan is working.

Sir?

More media coverage, don't you see. The debate, the wonder, are they real? Free PR!!! Love it.

But sir is that the kind we want?



Of course!Its PR. Will have our own campaign about his abs. We can release more about the movie, behind the scenes, the work outs, hiding those abs. Tease them some more, and then an Entertainment Tonight exclusive.

But sir they are.....

Don't say it. Don't say either way. That's the beauty of it . Oh think of it T-shirts with Dastan's 6-pack. Exercise equipment. A Dastan Body Pillow with abs. Work out videos. Action figures with Abtastic Action. Think of it. Think of all the new review streams. Call my lawyers!


Mr. Bruckheimer? .. sir..... are you crying?

I'm just so happy.
Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves some snacks.

Sir


A little over a year ago.....

I don't know. I mean I would have to be shirtless almost through the whole movie.

And that's a bad thing? I like the shirtless look for you.

Look who I'm talking to.

Hey can't help it, the shirts some how just find their way off. Do you need some tips?
Whaaaaat? I'm just willing to help. And I'm the pro at no -shirt scenes between the two of us.

Tip #1 Running lines without your shirt helps.