Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day (Sept 16th) but a celebration of Mexico's victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla on May 5th, 1862.
This is a man
This is tequila
This is a man who's had too much tequila
Any questions?
Be wary of
Men who are shaped like tequila bottles
Or tequila bottles shaped like ....
And that's ........the more you know.
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
