NicholMan

For full effect watch the video of Craig Ferguson from two days ago:



Did Craig Ferguson say he named his dressing room after Jake?
Because he whaaaaat? He fantasizes about him.

Something must be done.

Yeah I'm talking to you Ferguson.

I will defeat you.

These hands are trained deadly weapons.

I have my NicholMan Power Action Ring on, bouncing the sun off it's high polished surface to blind you.


And behind these stylish dark shades my steely stare will stop you in your tracks.

My white and stunning smile with these bow lips will have you giddy as a Scottish school girl.
You can't hide behind your mug of evil Ferguson

or behind your puppet gang.



I am not afraid of your Robot Skeleton Army either.

But they are no match for us.
Isn't that right Davola? My trusty sidekick monk.

For you and I can stop Ferguson and his robot skeleton puppet army from keeping Jake all to themselves.

For only I and several millions of people around the world should think of Jake that way. Not just one sad bastard late show host to have him for his own comedy.

Come Davola! We have work to do. We must infiltrate the audience.