Sexy sexy

Jake's been named to Glamour (UK) Sexiest Men of 2011.
Jake is in the top 20 at number 18, and is in good looking company with David Beckham, Johnny Depp, Prince Harry, Zac Efron, Alexander Sarsgaard, Taylor Lautner with Robert Pattinson leading at #1.Could it be those eyes?
Those dimples?That smile?Or because he, according to Cosmopolitan, "dresses just the way we like our guys: business up top, party below the belt. His dark jeans and roughed-up shoes look modern with a classic black jacket and blue button-down."But make no mistake he can work the suit.

And the tux.And the tee.And the bike.

And.....
...what ....the backpack...what were you thinking? ; )

Fox in Socks?

Now what do you think Mr. Nichols was wearing under the sheet in this scene?


Socks maybe? But one? two? or three?

Here's the real question, did he slip the boxers/towel/sarong off under the sheets, Mr. Modest like, or did he just do the drop and then dive under the cover so the crew could experience a New Moon teaser without Robert Pattinson?

Speaking of . Robbie came in #1 in Glamour's Sexiest under 30, and Jake made the list again, his last year eligibility. Coming at # 26. Hey for a fella who's only one of the two turning 29 on the list and the elder statesmen of the group,(Chris Pine was #22), not having a movie out since he was 26 , its not so shabby. Neither is the fact that his has been consistently on their list.

What did Glamour say made him sexy? " One of the few stars that can actually get away with facial hair, Jake’s never off our radar. Or Reese Witherspoon’s. Grrrrr."

Does that mean Reese had him shot and tagged with a tracking device? Well it would be easier to pull those pop up photo ops she likes. He's heading toward yogurt place. (Pulling a U-ie in the middle of Santa Monica Blvd) Hold on kids, mommy's taking you for a treat. Soft serve yogurt everybody. Yeah!

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No more Mr. Softie - Could be a call to arms from Ted or just the tag for Love & Other Drugs.

Opening sequence for LaOD. Picture a montage of funny cuts of less than "rising" star romantic moments over history, problem solving devices, Austin Powers and his pump, Jake trying to schmooze doctors, line production of little blue pills, flags rising, quick cuts of all kinds of couples finding things a little more exciting, balloons inflating, old men picking up old ladies in the nursing home mixers, bread rising, exasperated wives pushing husbands away, Sun rising, Jake coming back into Dr. office's not having any problems meeting with Drs now, party blowers, rich old men take a little blue and flashing cash at Anna Nichole look alikes in strip clubs, very satisfied couples, porn stars high five-ing, fluffers out of work, Pfizer stock rising, a very happy Hef and playmates in his big bed, and Jake walking slow mo through the hospital getting a standing ovation (well they are trying to stand up) from a group of old guys waiting at the urologist office.

To what? Julia Lee's My Man Stands Out, or since its 1997, Black Crowes cover of Hard to Handle. Or maybe today's song.

Glamour's 30 Sexiest under 30