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Hello Mr Jake Gyllenhaal I Elmo.

Hi Elmo, my friends call me Jake.

Elmo like Jakey better

(Giggling) Ohhhh Kay

Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal, I mean Jakey...hee hee hee hee... have ever been to Sesame Street?

No Elmo, but my mom used work there

Work on Sesame Street? Like Maria? hee hee hee hee, Elmo no know her.

You could be on Sesame Street.

I'm going to be on Sesame Street.

No ..hee hee hee... you look like us.

I look like you?

Elmo mean that you are very hairy. Like Elmo.

Well I don't have hair on my back like you.

Elmo says you will Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal, You will. hee hee hee hee

Then you and I will be alike.

No, Because Elmo's cuter and handsomer

Elmo I hear you like to cook.

Elmo loves to cook. Elmo a good cook.

I like to cook Elmo.

Nooo you don't cook Elmo, you cook food.

(Giggling) I mean I cook too.

You might but you no Mr. Batalli.

I know Mr. Batalli

That 's right you no Mr. Batalli.

Right I know Mr. Batalli

Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal Elmo confused.

So is Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal.

Elmo you're very funny.

Elmo says Jakey funny too. But you're no Mr. Gervais.


Let's don't start this again.

What do you do Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal?

I'm an actor Elmo.

You mean like Mr. Robert DeNiro?

Yes Elmo. Just like that. Hmmm, let's see what movie might you know? Donnie.. no, Good...no, Brokeback..nooo I played aBubble Boy.

A Bubble Boy? Elmo knows now you no Mr. DeNiro.

Elmo...

Jakey. Hee hee hee hee. Elmo still cuter.

Do you have a Tickle Me Elmo at home?

No I have a Tickle Me Nichols

Elmo giggles when he's tickled. What does Tickle Me Nichols do.

Anything he likes.



And when you gotta go you gotta go. Story in the Pittsburgh paper about the reporter's family of Gladys Kravitzes ( Must say if I ever had a cat, I would name it Mrs. Kravitz, best cat name ever) who were getting there Gladys up when Jake and Anne were filming. The reporter explains that "anyone spreading gossip is Kravitzing and, if the dirt is good, can at least temporarily hold the title "Gladys of All Kravitzes." And this Kravitzing was about Jake and Anne.


"My wife tells me she and our two daughters are going to walk around the corner to Shannon's house because Shannon had called to say Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway were talking in the vacant lot outside her bathroom window."....

"They never got inside Shannon's. There was no need. While they were still on the stoop, Gyllenhaal ran right past them for the corner coffee shop, Hoi Polloi, evidently to use the bathroom. (Pennsylvania's film tax credit buys a lot of coffee.)"

It was our daughter Clare, celebrating her 10th birthday that night, who provided the best reporting of the evening. When I asked what she thought of seeing a famous actor on her birthday, she said, "It looked like he really had to go because he ran into Hoi Polloi."

Think Clare wins the "Gladys of Kravitzes".

Read the whole story at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette


And this from Zechautograph:
So we leave and stumble onto the Jake Gyllenhaal/Anne Hathaway set. Yet another good set up and NO COPS around. It was fantastic. We got Anne leaving the set, but she did not do pics w/"

Jake says he can't, he has to run. We find the trailors and he is alrady inside, but after about 1/2 hour, comes out and, this is NO JOKE, APOLOGIZES TO US FOR MAKING US WAIT. After everything I had heard about this guy, he told us he was sorry for making us wait, took pictures with us, talked for a little while. And signed 1 per, personalized and thanked us for being fans. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Maybe had to just to go got go got go right now.