Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Shooting Gallery

Jake is back to filming and all business, but something about this begs for some funny business.

Thus the Top Ten Things Jake could be saying in this picture.

10. Throwing down the signs Jake let's it be known he's not with Bloods, Crips, Latin Kings or the Van Buren Boys but with the Goose.

9. "I'm going to need to probe this thoroughly."

8. "Come this way. "

7. "I'm sorry, you must be confused, I did the stand up to cancer campaign last year."

6. "Hey don't even think about making a joke about the police and the pokey. "

5. "Did you just turn your head and cough? "

4. "I'm this close to giving a shocker."

3. "To quote that seminal movie classic Holiday in the Sun, 'Check the rear, I think we've got company'" (@5:19 mark)

2. "Oh because my name's Taylor in the movie, you're going to make an 'check my inseam' joke."

and

1. "After a long day at work, I unwind with two fingers of Austin Nichols."

23 comments:

prairiegirl said...

You killed me on this one, Special. Tell me, you had just a little too much fun with this one, didn't you?

LOLLLLL!!

I dunno, I like # 9, 6, 3, and most of all, # 1 !!!!!

Good job.

tweet said...

@_Snape_: Jake Gyllenhaal is a Potterhead. Still think being a nerd makes you #undateable? http://twitpic.com/5zzsfp

Methodical Muser said...

Jake just gave you a softball pitch lobbed right over the center of the plate, didn't he Special? LOL! I can't believe that Michael K. is going to let this one go by, without comment.

prairiegirl said...

Hey, it was 109 degrees on my phone as I drove home tonight from work. That is just unbelievably hot. Everyone at work is obsessed about the temperature outside and so it just makes you feel worse to hear the number. And my crazy sister is at T Shirt Tuesday. No way was I going!!! Not even for a T shirt - it was white anyway, don't need another white one.

But September's T Shirt Tuesday is a long sleeved T so that one will be a must.

You don't see the birds flying around anymore - they've disappeared. The grass is all brown. Everyone walks around with red and sweaty faces. It's just a pretty bad scene.

Why, I haven't even seen an ice cream truck ting-a-ling'ing around anywhere!!!

lol. You know, when we were little, the ting-a-ling man came around every afternoon and it was always such a treat when Dad would jump out the front door and flag him down. I think Dad is the one who came up with that name of the "ting-a-ling" man because back then, the truck didn't play carousel music, he just rang a bell over & over, hence tingaling!

I know if my Dad was alive right now, he would be fretting over his garden because it would be drying up. Tomatoes are not doing well around here and I think my brother's cucumbers weren't coming up either.

Ha, my sister just texted me and said that the T Shirts are ca-ca. LOLLLLLLL. I'm so glad I didn't go. My decision has just been reinforced.

AUS10 said...

Planking on Kenny Powers' jet ski, The Panty Dropper. Who can beat that @kfuckingp ?? http://say.ly/HjRymx
12 minutes ago

prairiegirl said...

Interesting.

Leo D. in NYC seen shopping with Lukas Haas the other day. Today he's on JJ biking in NYC with Blake Lively and it says they were joined by Lukas H.

I'm amazed by how many girls in the comments are buying this Leo/Blake deal. They look awkward as heck together.

prairiegirl said...

Leo just named today by Forbes as highest $$ earner in male actors.

the real m said...

Priceless. Two fingers of Austin Nichols. Priceless

Wow what an incredible story about the people who saved 40 kids. they have earned good karma for several lifetimes.

Special K said...

I knew Austin would succumb to planking.

Kenny Powers is the main character for Eastbound & Down, a comedy on HBO, that films right next door to OTH at Screen Gems.

It's the story of Kenny Powers "a former professional baseball pitcher, who after an up and down career in the major leagues is forced to return to his hometown middle-school in Shelby, North Carolina as a substitute physical education teacher." The show is produced by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. Who by the way started the website Funny or Die.

Eastbound & Down is also shooting their last season.

Special K said...

There was no way I could not do something with that picture of Jake. The force was too strong with that one.

oopsy said...
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Special K said...

You will have to wait until tomorrow to see the whole thing.

oopsy said...

LOL oh I think I get the gist of it.

twitter said...

TonyaDoughty TonyaDoughty
I keep forgetting that Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal are sisters.
39 minutes ago

destiny said...

As awful as bearding is, at least Leo and Lukas are seen together all the time, and all over the world too.

prairiegirl said...

Miranda Kerr from Just Jared. Gee, where have we been fed this oatmeal before?

Miranda recently opened up to the Sydney Morning Herald about what kind of dad Orlando is to their almost 7-month-old son Flynn.

“He’s amazing. He is so supportive and he is incredible with Flynn and he is really helpful and very hands-on,” she shared.


I bet there are still available copies at Borders Everything Must Go sales of Bearding for Dummies.

prairiegirl said...

And so Orlando and Miranda are over in Australia right now with little Flynn and Miranda is pictured alone leaving some nail salon and Orlando is pictured alone leaving some restaurant where he had breakfast.

Sure, I wish Jake & Austin would be seen together. But at least they're not doing what Orlando & Miranda Kerr have done. They actually got married and those two right now are spitting out some of the most ridiculous garbo in the press. Orlando has been talking about epidurals and she's called him "Hon" and it's going on and on and on. They have the cutest little baby ever but their situation is as plain as the nose on my face. They're hardly ever pictured together. They have the chemistry of Dick and Jane. And Miranda is laying it on with Reese-like quotes like "He's so supportive."

All I can say is Orlando may smile right now when the pap cameras are on him but that guy has got to be sick inside when he goes home at night. What kind of life is that? Even though Flynn is not old enough to know what's going on, Orlando & Miranda are actively carrying out a lie before everyone with pictures that will stay on the internet forever. Their quotes will live forever on the internet. Not only that, but it's the disrespect to Flynn. They're using their own son to bring in the paychecks.

What kind of mindset does one have to get in to carry out this kind of farce? And what do you have to do personally in order to keep carrying it out? To deal with it? It's one thing when you're out on the sidewalks. They tell themselves they're actors and they're just carrying out a role.

But when the moon comes out and it's time to go home, they walk through that door and how do they feel then? That is what we don't see.

prairiegirl said...

As awful as bearding is, at least Leo and Lukas are seen together all the time, and all over the world too.

And so while I tend to agree because I would love to see Jake & Austin go out, I mean what's the difference?

Look at Leo. Blake is right there. It's the gym picture all over again. Same thing. And while you're happy to see the guys, the beard is still there! She's like that annoying parsley the chefs set on your plate. Get that stupid thing off of there! It's not needed. I want the pork chop. That's all I'm interested in. I don't need that stupid piece of parsley. But the chefs think we need it for adornment.

prairiegirl said...

And after having studied these guys and discussed things with others, after watching some videos, one in particular, it's becoming evident to me that Jake & Austin are rarely seen together because of what they are to each other.

Look at that video from TDAT, the one everyone loves. Them wiping each other down. Look at the Laker pictures, the ones that are legendary. Is there anyone who does not love those pictures? Who doesn't love those pictures?

Jake is so in love, he's practically got Cupids flying around his head. Back then, I'm sure Jake couldn't hold it in. Because Austin and Jake's people wanted the closet, things had to be reeled in.

I watched a video of the opening of The A-Team and also another interview where Liam Neesom and Brad Cooper were present and there was something about the way Liam touched Bradley during that opening of the A-Team. That looked pretty familiar to me - it was hot.

But see, all it takes is one time. And everyone talks about how Jake can't hide anything. He flirts with everyone.

Well, what in the heck is going to happen if he and Austin are video'd together while shopping or surfing or whatever? You're probably going to see intimate familiarity.

And while they're in the closet, they can't afford that. I'm not saying it's right, just saying that might be the reason why they're never seen together.

prairiegirl said...

These are very interesting times right now if you're watching closely, you guys.

I'm appreciating right now what's going on and hey, I'm not going to fuss about it. Because frankly, neither guy is doing anything right now to deserve any backlash. They're active. They're doing things. And they're privately living their life together. I'm not seeing anything to gripe about right now.

prairiegirl said...

Oh, and hey - guess what?

I'm still watching Gilligan's Island.

It's like Groundhog Day and Source Code.

lol

Special K said...

I agree PG, I have felt that for a long time. From that smile Jake gets when he is with Austin, not only could Jake not hold it in then he still can't now to Austin having that protective vibe that seem to challenge the camera when they're out together. "You want him you gotta go through me."

destiny said...

Hey, don't insult parsley, I love the stuff. :-D :-D

Totally agree that what someone like Orlando is doing is far worse and right out of Bearding for Dummies. Hugh Jackman is another one, and it seems like he's really turned it up lately. According to DL, the cause of his breakup last year with his boyfriend of 7 years was because he got tired of Jackman having to spend most of his time with his wife and kids.

But what Jake and Austin are doing isn't much of a life either.

And how does it make people feel? Well, Ricky Martin just said in an interview that he was really angry when he was in the closet. We've seen a lot of anger from Jake since the Reeke years.