Little Blue Pill(ow) Talk

Hellllo there mister.

Ummm, hey what time is it?
Don't want to talk to me?

No that's not it, just checking the time.

Read the article.

Saw the show.

Chickens huh? Left out that you choke your chicken.

Hey! Not with you I don't. Mr. Gratuitous Butt Shot.


It was not gratuitous, it was right for the storyline. I am supposed to be ogled. And you have no room to talk. Santa boy.

Not a fan of the ogling. You know your butt will be all over the internet by morning. Only person who should be ogling that Tex-asstic ass is me.

Jealous?
No!
Wait time is it? Man I have to be up soon.



Gather those eggs, cook some breakfast. Pick those peppers. Someone is trying change the subject, jealous.

I'm not. And it wasn't peppers it was tomatoes and cucumbers.


You gotta laugh at that cause she didn't think about Bob & Larry.
.... wait you did that on purpose. Evil.

Hey I try.

Night Mr. Viagra, text me later.

Who needs Viagra when I have the screencaps from your show. Rob is hot.

Hrumph!

Who loves ya baby.