Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Little Blue Pill(ow) Talk

Hellllo there mister.

Ummm, hey what time is it?
Don't want to talk to me?

No that's not it, just checking the time.

Read the article.

Saw the show.

Chickens huh? Left out that you choke your chicken.

Hey! Not with you I don't. Mr. Gratuitous Butt Shot.


It was not gratuitous, it was right for the storyline. I am supposed to be ogled. And you have no room to talk. Santa boy.

Not a fan of the ogling. You know your butt will be all over the internet by morning. Only person who should be ogling that Tex-asstic ass is me.

Jealous?
No!
Wait time is it? Man I have to be up soon.



Gather those eggs, cook some breakfast. Pick those peppers. Someone is trying change the subject, jealous.

I'm not. And it wasn't peppers it was tomatoes and cucumbers.



You gotta laugh at that cause she didn't think about Bob & Larry.
.... wait you did that on purpose. Evil.


Hey I try.

Night Mr. Viagra, text me later.

Who needs Viagra when I have the screencaps from your show. Rob is hot.

Hrumph!

Who loves ya baby.

59 comments:

prairiegirl said...

wow. Great first pic of Jake in bed. Then Austin. Then I take it that is Austie boy's hiney. I wouldn't know since I have now not seen the last two episodes of OTH.
Hmmmm. Maybe that's why we haven't seen much of Austie boy lately. Because Mr. Rob is so hot. Heck, I wouldn't be gallavanting around either if I had him on my filming set.

lol, Tom. Hey, I take it that the Phils won, huh? congrats!! What a blast it must have been to be at. Glad you survived it all and I hope you weren't hanging over the upper deck actin' silly, lol!

Thanks Meg, Special, and Kacie. Nothing like reading an OMG poster attack before your dad's memorial and get the blood stirring.

And thank you, Reality. My point was and remains where have you been these past several weeks? That is my point. There have been a ton of days where there has been a lot of megabyte space here to voice what you think of anything, doesn't even have to be about Jake or Austin. There have been days where posters have been on here excited about how Austin has been on JustJared, great videos of him with his fans, and discussing the previous night's OTH episode. There was a time when posters were on here talking about how good Jake looked at the U.S. Open and were glad to see mentions of Atticus maybe being in Pittsburgh (although come to think of it, we still don't have any pictorial proof of that, do we?). I don't recall seeing your blogger name on here joining in the discussion. Those were quite appropriate times to see a different side of things and express your most positive views.

But I don't recall any such visit.

prairiegirl said...

Aw man, what a struggle to have to scroll over today's pictures.
I've not seen Rendition, never intend to, but I'm almost tempted to see just the first several minutes because that's when Jake's in bed, right? Might almost be worth a Netflix rent just to see this, lol.

Hey, and speaking of the dark headed one, I guess Donnie Darko got a mention on Dancing with the Stars last night when Donny Osmond did a great tango and Bruno said that he was turning into a Donny Darko. lol.

So I missed DWTS and OTH. Thank goodness for Youtube. We had such a nice time last night, though. We had a great roast from one of mom's walker friends and a big 9 x 23 of homemade macaroni & cheese that my camping friend made. Man, that was some good mac & cheese.And for dessert we had some homemade cinnamon roll thingy's that a friend of my mom's had just brought over. Real yeast rolls. Oh man, they were so good. We were all squished around the table and my back's killing me this morning from being on that card table chair so long but oh well. That's what it's all about, right? Alot of talking and memories and laughs.

You all have a good day. Got my cereal in me and need to brush my teeth.

Just Saying said...

But I don't recall any such visit.

PG, this is not your blog. You don't get to set up arbitrary rules or code of conducts for commenters. Umm, Okay?

:) said...

^^^ Who are you? Do you have a name?

lol said...

Just Trolling!

beard's PR knows how to use Jake said...

Jake is a great cook - everyone knows about it, Jake even did some TV cooking with Ellen

cucumbers and tomatoes - Jake and A new crop of school gardens

Special K said...

Don't think it was all trollage yesterday like I said last night. It was mix of OMG and a couple outsiders. My thinking about why you don't see them pop the topic all the time is maybe because it isn't relevant to other discussions, but it might have been yesterday. I don't know all the answers just some thoughts.

I read a lot of opinions that I don't see eye to eye with here, but that's a part of what this is all about. Space for everyone to have a opinion and chance to say it.

Time to kill at Logan this morning waiting to make sure my Pops' plane took off before I left the airport. Perused the In Style. It's maybe 5 page spread with one page of copy. But you know what. The interviewer did not ask any questions about Jake. Reese was the one who brought it up. And what you/ve read is what it was. There was no header with Jake's name, it was a question about her cooking. I think Ms. W is proving she's the one driving the bus

Special K said...

Good catch Beard's PR

destiny said...

I'm sure Reese's handlers told the interview that they couldn't ask any questions about Jake, that way she could control what was said. And by saying very little, it makes it harder to get caught in a lie about things you're making up. For example, if in one interview she makes up an answer about Jake, and then in the next one she says something completely different.

Doesn't mean Jake isn't on board with it and doesn't want everyone to think he's with her.

Special K said...

Again think it will be interesting to see what Jake's latest interviews are going to be like for Brothers in comparison to what Reese is currently doing in the press.

destiny said...

If "they" grow cucumbers, why did Jake on his Reeking trip buy a huge bag of them at the Farmer's Market? And wasn't he also looking at or buying tomatoes

Seaweed said...

Special,

I'm sitting here at the desk and grinning like crazy after reading your post today.

Girl..... you should be writing screenplays or something. Loved the pictures, Loved the flow of the conversation, you strike just the right chord with things and I want to thank you !

I agree that the interviews Jake will be doing over the release and promotion of his movies should be very interesting indeed.

Ted said...

Reese Talks Cucumbers, Cozy Time With Jake

m said...

I love the comment on Teds that says she is "growing the cucumbers for jake's ahem, pleasure".

Acutally it's In Style that should be called out for that misleading headline. Opens up indeed. Who doesn't know that Jake cooks.

prairiegirl said...

PG, this is not your blog. You don't get to set up arbitrary rules or code of conducts for commenters. Umm, Okay?

Did I say this was my blog? It's not my blog. It's Special's blog and you're doggone well lucky it's still around with all the nonsense that has gone on here. And did I say there were rules? I don't think so. I am merely asking why others don't take advantage of a 17-comment day to get on here and praise Jaustin or the yogurt pics to high heaven. Start a discussion. Bring up a new topic. Pop in just to say hi. No. That doesn't happen. Dangit, it's like beating your head against a wall.

And please, the blogger name says Prairiegirl. Thank you. Nicknames reflect familiarity and since I don't get to know who you are, that means we are not familiar. Sorry to be like that but that's just the way it is. Everyone has a hangup; mine is my name. Shoot me.

You're not answering my question. No one ever answers my question everytime I ask it. They just "disappear" without answering it or else they come back like Just Saying did under a "different name". I don't care if it's relevant. Since when does anything people have to say on here be relevant? People get on here and talk about this, that & the other thing all the time.

The fact remains that these same comments come back word for word every time something happens and we express our opinion. Talk about being intimidated by other posters about what to say. That's exactly what happened to Destiny yesterday. And what Just Saying just did this morning.

I swear, if I ever find out that it's a semi-regular poster who repeatedly comes back speaking directly to some of us more regular posters and bashing on us, it won't be pretty.

prairiegirl said...

This is what kills me. It's been dead quiet on here for the last two weeks, at least. At least.

There has hardly been any negative Jaketalk on here for those 2 weeks. A few comments, but not all that many. The guy could use some talking up, actually, from his most faithful fans.

By the comments on here yesterday, you would think we had Jake strung up by his thumbs, hanging from a goalpost after that Texas/Oklahoma Sooner game.

Well, lucky for everyone I've got to restart my computer after my "important updates". So you get a good break from me.

prairiegirl said...

I also need to make a terribly needed correction. When I was listing the regulars who have been posting regularly, I neglected to mention smiley. Man, knock me around, would ya, smiley?! Good grief.

And smiley has been here!!!

:) (<-- oops! that's not a forgery, lol)

:) said...

No problem, Prairiegirl :)

The Good Girl said...

IHJ - new old Jake pictures

Just Saying said...

It's Special's blog and you're doggone well lucky it's still around with all the nonsense that has gone on here.

PG, nonsense and where the nonsense is coming from are just POVs. Say for example:
The guy could use some talking up, actually, from his most faithful fans.

sienna said...

just because i don't come here to talk about jake every day doesn't mean i don't still like him or want him to get happy again. some days, i just don't have anything to say. what CAN we say...??? he looks miserable most of the time, the regulars here - which i am, altho i do get constipated sometimes :) - don't believe his relationship with reese is real, half of us think he has an undercover spouse and even a baby. he's made some ick movies lately - we THINK - they aren't even good enuf to get released yet - and he's showing an angry hostile side of himself that kinda freaks us out.

SO I ASK YOU CRITICIZERS OF US ON OUR OWN BLOG: What are we supposed to say that we aren't already saying???

i'm not impressed with him doing seasme street or whatever.

i'm hopeful about LaOD, but that's a long way away.

i'm sick to death of reeke. not because of her, specifically - i would feel like this about any relationship he had that seemed to be killing him a little bit more, day by day. i don't give a crap who he's with, i just want him to be happy, and NOTHING i've seen in the last year has looked happy to me. you show me one happy pic, i can show you more in the same shoot or week that show him looking miserable. the paps were obviously having to work too hard to make him/them look real, so apparently now they've given up. or maybe j/r are just out of pocket and getting a break, but it's hard to believe someone isn't in their cities with a camera.

i truly think jake bought into some bad advice, hoping to maximize his bbm fame and shoo away the gay rumors that he/his handlers felt would cost him roles, but the whole thing has backfired on him and now he's stuck with a bag of bad goods. reese is probably in the same predicament. we bitch about her, but he hasn't done her any favors either. they are the 2 most boring celebs under 40 that i know of. i feel sad for both of them.

as i suspected, reese was beyond vague and noncommittal about jake. if you add all of her non-statements and their non-appearances up, to me it amounts to a non-relationship that is just happening on the extreme surface for show and tell. she can't even bring herself to lie about it. that should be a clue.

hugs. s.

Getting to Know Your Fellow Posters said...

Does this sound familiar:

'm sorry you feel that way, but they've been together 3 years now with no signs of breaking up, so I think you should get used to it or like Jake for his movies and not who he's with. Whatever the case may be.

This is a reply by Countincrows to someone who said they liked Jake but not Reese. She's the original poster for a post on ONTD about the Instyle article. According to someone on wft2, they think she is Extra/Sondra on GB.


ONTD Link


I could be wrong, but it sounds a lot to me like the person who has been telling us the past few days that it is Jake's life and we should stop talking about what we don't like about him and Reese.

prairiegirl said...

Well said, sienna. I don't think for the most part that people get on here and give alot of POV's that they don't feel. So what is said is a pretty good reflection of what the mood is out there for him.

I certainly don't feel sorry for Reese. That lady knows exactly what she's doing and she doesn't care who she stomps on, including Jake or her own family. That woman is as cold as ice - hence the name Ice Maiden. We here at OMG & WFT2 see her for what she is.

Boy, am I glad I have the day off. I'm really tired. We didn't get home until around 1 a.m. and had to get up a little early to go to the visitation. The visitation was so enjoyable shaking hands & hugging with so many friends, classmates & family relations of Dad's. It wasn't fun at all to see my mom hurting so. She lost her best friend and there isn't a whole lot I could ever do to try to help that but she knew she had alot of support from everyone and she was pretty strong through the whole thing.

Boy, I'm running out of steam fast. Everyone have sweet dreams and a good day at work tomorrow.

LOL said...

But Babblers NEVER post on OMG and WFT!

sienna said...

in RL i have a friend: her name is rhonda. she's my age, early forties, and she's been married for about 13 years to mark. they dated for several years before they married.

rhonda is my friend. she always has been and she always will be. mark is an ass of the highest order and i have nothing but dislike and disrespect for him as a person. however, he's her husband, and when she wants to gripe about him i have to put on my understanding face and listen and care and commiserate. when i get home, i tell my husband - who knows them both - what she said, and we both grumble because because she can not make herself leave him. she knows she's miserable, she knows he's a loser, and she has a good job and can do better. she's 43 years old, her kids are grown and he has no ties on her at all. they don't even freakin' live together anymore. but she CANNOT get a divorce.

i can still like her, and i can still hate the sickness that won't let her leave him, and i can want to hurl every time i see him.

as for j/r, i can still like j while i despise the f'd up relationship he's in that is draining him dry.

maybe the people at gb or wherever aren't that multifaceted, but i am. i care a lot about jake. i wouldn't like it if he was doing crack or if he was an alcoholic or a kleptomaniac. i don't have to like bearding either, because it's not helping him. it's hurting him and that makes me sad. the folks who are all "Yayay Reeke" obviously don't really care about him at all.

S!

prairiegirl said...

How come IHJ is posting old pictures of Jake? Is it because he's just being pictured much around Pittsburgh?

And I wonder why we haven't seen any pictures of Atticus? I'm not sure I believe he's there since I haven't seen any pictures of him. I'm getting pretty hard to convince anymore unless I have a pic.

smiley, save yourself some typing! pg is alot faster than that long moniker of mine.

Well, everyone must be watching the NY/LA game. Since when did the California Angels become the LA Angels?

Okay, well, I think I said goodnight before, lol, but I got a second wind. Let's hope the boys give us something good to talk about, huh? I'm all for that.

prairiegirl said...

Oh brother. A typo.

Is it because he's just = is it because he's just not being pictured much

I hate typo's!!

LMAO said...

LOL the Yankees catcher paints his fingernails a pale shade of white so the pitcher can see his signals. It's so strange to see his big hairy man hands with a french manicure

LOL said...

They showed him doing his nails on TV during a break. The announcers said the Yankee dugout looked more like a salon than a dugout.

Just Asking said...

So what is said is a pretty good reflection of what the mood is out there for him.

PG, do you live in Hollywood?

Ted said...

Comments on A.T. about Reese:


41.

My husband is a police officer and volunteered with security when she was in our town shooting part of Sweet Home Alabama. All the officers were thrilled to meet her...until they actually MET her. She was so rude to all of them and treated the officers who were VOLUNTEERING to help her, like trash. The ENTIRE DEPARTMENT decided to UN-VOLUNTEER. Every single officer told the production crew they would not be back because they were treated so poorly by her.
Report


42.

Let's see who on the record has stated that they HATE Reese. Kevin Smith, Robert Luketic, Vince Vaughn, volunteers at the Washington DC 2008 Avon Walk, many, many now former fans after they met her, and now from number 41, an entire police dept. I'm sure there's plenty more.

charybdis said...

Special, today's post is genius. I love your dialogue.

Sorry not to have been around much -- it's just been less fun for me to talk about Jake than it used to be.

m said...

Just a quick comment tonight before I hit the hay. I have the feeling some of those defenders we have to deal with are very young. They take things very personally and are so black and white about things. That wears away with life experience. No point to that statement I guess, just an observation. See you all in the AM.

sienna said...

m... you may be right. i'm sure a lot of the defenders are you. i often get a sense of immaturity out of some of the more outrageous posts people make here. it's obvious they don't have much life experience yet.

however, i also know a few folks who are well older than me who are just as sensitive about him and his relationship with her. in a few chats i've had with them personally, quite a while back now, it almost seemed like was talking bad about their kid when i complained about the fauxmance. they had no buffer of separation. i have since learned my lesson and quit discussing it with them.

that's too bad that reese is such a monster to the little folks. i heard that about shania twain too when she came to memphis for some sort of function - maybe cheering - ten years ago or more. they said she was not nice to the girls she was working with at all.

to be fair, i'm sure being a celebrity is wearing. folks always wanting something from you, always asking for pictures and autographs, trying to get a leg up into your world on your back if at all possible, etc. however, it reminds me of that party j/r went to in january where all the celebs were walking in this little door, getting their pics made, smiling, saying hi to the paps etc. And then j/r do the wierd 'screech out at 90 miles an hour' stunt.

that's the kind of thing i really can't see jake doing before reese, and part of the reason i feel like she's been nothing but bad for him. s.

sienna said...

^^^^^ typo alert - defenders are young!

lol said...

Nice to see so many constructive posts from Just Trolling!

just saying II said...

"They take things very personally and are so black and white about things."

This describes exactly the regular OMG poster......thanks for confirming!

yawn said...

Trolls are pathetic.

Reality said...

Sorry M, but your view of a lack or life experiences and taking things so personally seem to describe alot of your comments I've read over the months.

I post sometimes, but stay away most becasue I have lived some of the experiences that Jake is thought to be living, so I know it first handedly. That's why I don't agree with much that is being said anymore. I know this type of situation. I'm not a middle age woman who is immersed in a supposed male and male sex life or gay / bi lifestyle. Alot of what I read now does not make common sense. Still love Jake though and I will go see his movies WHENEVER the damn things are released.

Reality said...

^^^ Should be (Stay away most of the time because I don't agree with what I read..) I have live--

alot to do Today and woke up late.

yawn said...

Alot of what I read now does not make common sense.

Nice try.

huh? said...

so I know it first handedly

What do you know "first handedly"?

Reality said...

I'm a male who lived and dealt with these types of situations.

huh? said...

You had a beard?

real maturity said...

I wonder who is immature in this affair : those who defend or those who judge ??

I would say both.

lol said...

^^^ What a nonsense!

Reality said...

You had a beard?

A girlfriend, and a buddy with benefits. Dated women who one might consider a beard. Didn't call her that though. Not promoting a man or woman hiding or cheating, especially with another same sex partner, but you live and you learn. Just don't see the Jake sitation as hurting ME! He has to go through with what he has to. His life experiences.
I agree with some that he does not look as cheery and fun loving as in the past, but life and age does that to you. He's not 21 or 22 anymore. I also don't think Reese compliments him, but that his choice. As for Austin, he's doing the same as posters accuse Jake of. But I'm not saying they are not in love or maybe care for their girlfriends / friend at this point in their lives. And marrigae could happen.

lol said...

Babblers,

we know that you want people to stop discussing gay Jake and bearding with Witherspoon.

We get it.

We understood it 3 years ago when we all posted on WFT. No need to post it over and over again.

huh said...

Just don't see the Jake sitation as hurting ME!

Jake is a public figure and bearding is homophobic.

what?? said...

- lol said...
Babblers,

we know that you want people to stop discussing gay Jake and bearding with Witherspoon.

We get it.

We understood it 3 years ago when we all posted on WFT. No need to post it over and over again -

* the complaining about who is or not datingK him being gay, in the closet has gone on for about the same length of time lol.

WHAT' YOUR EXCUSE?

? said...

Excuse for what?

this is not GB said...

"what??",

This is blog for "the complaining about who is or not datingK him being gay, in the closet", NOT for trolls to post their BS.

Gloria Alred said...

This is blog for "the complaining about who is or not datingK him being gay, in the closet", NOT for trolls to post their BS.

^^ lmao
Then why on earth are you here?
you seem obsessed with GB, why are you not there promoting more complaining? But I know, you want to keep up the attack, attack because Jake hurt me. For some reason this seems to calm you and life is all good again. Continue

geez said...

Gloria Alred,

please learn to read.

OMG is Jake is gay blog.
Babblers = Jake is straight fangirls who post on GB and troll on OMG and WFT2.
The only reason why GB is mentioned is because babblers from GB troll here.

Simple enough for you?

lmao said...

Awwww,

poor babblers,

they are pissed off because Reese The Beard Witherspoon didn't say much about her gayfriend.

destiny said...

Jake is a public figure and bearding is homophobic.

Exactly. Jake chose to be a public figure, and that means he has to put up with fans, people who love him no matter what he does, people who hate the homophobia, especially for an actor who got put on the edge of being a big star in part because of his gay fans, criticism about what he is doing, people who don't like his movies, etc.

And for better and worse, we live in a culture in which celebrities matter. A lot. I wish I had saved the link because I don't remember where I saw it or in what context, but it was someone gay talking about that point, and the need for openly gay celebrities. And in a world where Lady Gaga got the biggest reception by far at the rally after the Equality March in D.C., it matters.

And for most of us it's not about the not coming out. It's about the damage he does by engaginng in homophobic behavior. Every time he appears in a picture, a tabloid spread or lets Reese do magazine stories with headlines/taglines about him, he is reinforcing the idea that it is wrong to be gay.

And until he stops that homophobic behavior, I for one am not going to stop calling him on it.

Austin too.

Gloria Alred said...

Simple enough for you?


^ NO. Because even though you don't consider yourself a troll. And that's a laugh. Your attitude and comments are Trollish.
Personally it does not make a difference what Jake's true sexuality is. It does to you. So it's really important to you that he be gay and you be a Jake is gay fangirl. What's the effin difference?
You are a Jake is Gay fangirl. This is very simple.

destiny said...

engaging, not engaginng.

destiny said...

I could care less whether Jake is gay or straight. In fact at this point I wish he really was straight because the damage his homophobic behavior is doing, coming from a gay man who is privileged, has money and presumably the support of his family, is pathetic and disgusting. When I think of how he got that GLAAD award, and now he can't do anything that has the taint of gay to it, like supporting anything having to do with gay rights.....