How to hide a broken leg

...or pull off that "very special made for TV Movie relationship"

aka The Grey Goose Guide to Summer in the TV biz

Like airplane trips:

(Preemptive apologies for the tandem tweets)
Tweeting from 30,000 feet. I'm so damn dangerous. And illegal. and extreme. And dangerous.
about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

I like to break the laws of the airways. I have stolen over 6 airline blankets.
about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

RT @LordScottykins: @AUS10NICHOLS rebel!! Now it's time to defile the bathroom lol about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

I am headed to the lavatory to do something questionable
about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

[Lavatory? In a tweet? And something questionable? sending (ahem)"texts" to the hubs?]

You remember in catch me if you can when @LeoDiCaprio escaped thru the toilet? Not possible. Just tried it. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

[First trade talks and now trying to escape through the toilet? Next you will be trying to gnaw your own foot off, watch out or you are going to be in a pet carrier next trip]

@AUS10NICHOLS You steal them. I bring my own. Yet this works. Ain't it funny :) about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to AUS10NICHOLS

[BYOBlankets are a great way to carry all your recyclables when airline and airports never recycle as much as you]

What do three suitcases, two doggies in crates, one handsome Texan, and a middle seat =? An almost awesome redeye flight back to NC. Almost. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

'Almost' because the middle seat is never comfy. But at least the Texan has the middle seat behind me. Shoulder rub in my future tonight! :) about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

[Part of the cost cutting endeavors at the CW, flying economy, and when flying doing promotions for the show, there are no more free tickets]

The texans got your shoulder rub right here baby about 6 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

[Does this mean any texan can be substituted for another? Like a McBongo swap out or Karl Rove?]

And why when they are standing next to you, why the hell tweet it? OHHH Right. Keep on book.(on script). And have to do at least 2 more tweets in the tweets for tickets program The CW rolled out.

Difficult climb.Atlanta airport.Residuals of ambien still in blood. Wandering around like stoned antelope. About to be taken down by lion. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

[Just a tip. Ambien and tweeting maybe not the best combo. Kristen Chenowith tweeted she was going to adopt a Haitian baby after she took Ambien and watched the earthquake coverage on CNN. What would a Goose give up on Ambien and flying? A little chickadee or two?]

And taken down by a lion? Those darn boys, keep popping up even as animals. Kinda proves that Nature vs. Nurture thing.


You know who tweets in their airplanes seats to the person behind them? 16 years olds. GIRLS. 16 year old girls.

Here's a couple of suggestions:

1.When you're nice people will switch seats with you. And don't tell me that "Texan"(is this going to be the new twitter drinking game?) couldn't charm someone into switching seats and sitting with his "lady"? Mr. Nichols you're losing your game there bud.

By the way, is Texan the new "tiny"? Well .... you can't ever call Austin tiny ... now can you? ; ) But it will get overused even more than tiny ever did.

2.Turn around and talk to them.

All that aside look at their timing and the discrepancies fire off a bunch... and then hour later replies.. his response when off the plane. You are sitting with in 2 feet of each other. And the comment about walking around in the airport was sent before responding about the shoulder rubs, but somehow they appeared in the opposite or on his twitter.


Did think it is forgotten ..... how do you hide a broke leg?

You don't stay in LA.

Back in 2006 when Austin broke his leg during the summer, and it looked more like Austin and Jake were split.(which it did look there was a little bit of a break, but not as long as it appeared) Why would Jake hang out with two guys from Austin, TX that whole summer, and take a couple of trips to Austin? Well if YOUR TEXAN is in Texas, it's great cover.

There really wasn't a good reason for Jake to make two trips to Austin with Lance and Co. that summer, unless his Austin was in Austin.

Later can come back to LA on crutches, shop for DVDs at Tower Records together and go on a date and see Death Cab for Cutie and everyone thinks it was just a bad sprain if they run into you.
And of course not have a photo out there until your off your crutches. Long pants hide that skinny pasty leg you get and can cover the Aircast you have to wear for a few weeks more to boot!

Well played Mr & Mr well played. The all male review works so much better than when female guest stars drop in. Might want to think about going back to that, bet those ratings would climb!