Austin's latest tweet could be like one of those Make Your Own Adventure books you read as a kid:
Boarding a flight to somewhere where I will pretend to be someone else and be given compensation for my ability to make believe. - AUS10
Somewhere:
Vegas
Pomonkey
A Yurt
Where the streets have no name
Italy
A Wedding
Anywhere but New York City
Someone else:
Dancer
Tinker
Tailor
Soldier
Spy
A member of the Village People
Anyone but a character in a Jakey G movie
Compensation:
Tacos
An Iphone 6
Cookies
Pesos
Beers
Shiny Big Rings
Lifetime Supply of Rice-a- Roni
