Moonshining

You can learn a lot from a blog. And from Hilarie's comments over on Southern Gothic, we learn more about Austin, or should we call him Magnet?

But like any good groove let's break it down"

"Mr. Nichols - I call him that because I have the utmost respect for Mr. Austin Nichols. To be perfectly honest, I really didn't know if he and I were going to get along when we first met.

He was too beautiful. And beautiful men frighten me! But Mr. Nichols is a nerdy, brainy, eccentric man in disguise.
This is Kryptonite, Kryptonite I say! You are powerless to it.


True story: I was giving Mr. Nichols a ride home one evening, when a party bus full of young women started hollering at us. One of the rowdy things mooned us.....although Austin and I debated as to whether it was a full moon, or and undies-on moon (which is not really a moon at all.) Not to be outdone, he instructed me to speed up and pull up next to them, at which point, he dropped his drawers and delivered the fullest of moons. Wiccans could have conducted ceremonies under this moon. Coyotes howled at it.
Cows jumped over it.

There's a lot of howling going on, cowing jumping, wonder if Toothy tiling? Of course it wouldn't be a Southern thing without some Moonshine.

We had a good laugh, and then I dropped him off. Later that night, he wandered into a bar and happened upon the very same pack of girls who had heckled us earlier.

Coincidence doesn't exist for Mr. Nichols. He is a magnet, and the earth is drawn to him,

If he is a magnet. Is Jake steel? Max Steel? Look for future chapters of The Adventure of Max Steel and Big Magnet right here on OMG.

so of course he met up with this group again. I believe they bought him shots all night."

All this Mr. Nichols makes me think of Janet Jackson. Ya think Austin ever says?

No, my first name ain't baby,
Its Austin... Mr. Nichols if you're nasty