Sunday, June 7, 2015

Zig to Zag

Jake has been all over since the beginning of May - Vegas, Cannes, Italy, New York, DC, Los Angeles.  And has been rumored with so many different "dates" you need a score card and case of the zig zags. 

This weekend is no different.  Last night Jake picked up the Guy Con award at 2015 Spike TV Guys Choice Awards, in LA, with his co-star Rachel presenting him the award for the second time he played a guy in trouble law.  This time he's not a surrogate father like in Brothers and it's boxing and not building that is the comeback.

 Tonight, it's the Annual Tony Awards, and no doubt Jake winged his way back to NYC for the festivities even if he missed out on being nominated for Constellations. No doubt he will be there to support his co-star, of the two person play, Ruth who is nominated for best actress.   That's what you do for the co-star/sister/rumor date/random rumored kisser,  right?

Wait - are we talking Ruth or Rachel?

 That's enough confuse the public, (or is that the point there buddy)

Anyway,  maybe you should just do what you did back in 2013 Jake, when you Spiked and Tony'd it then. 

Make The Tony's a guys night again. Hey can still do the co-star thing, just bring that long-time cutie co-star you were with in Italy, and no we don't mean Ms. Greta.

These are not the horns  I hook at home.


Special K said... covering the Tony's

"Here are hosts Kristin Chenoweth and Alan Cumming — Wilkommmen — Alan sings “This is the last time I’ll sing this song” and then Kristin pitches the season and notes Wicked instill running…. Alan is in purple shorts! And he tips Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal for not getting nominated and a shout out to un-nominated harvey Weinstein!"

Florida Tom said...

Pretty evident that Reeke is not something that Jake is willing to go through again. His phony relationships seem to be real short term. My bet is that Jake was never more miserable then that time with reese. Austin has taken over the role of being the long term bf guy. Either it doesn't seem to bother him as much or he actually is friends with the girl he is putting on a front with. I also am sure it is making him money in some way since his career is so limited.

still a couple said...

I see the troll is having epileptic seizures which means Austin and Jake were together in Italy. Probably, Cannes too.

prairiegirl said...

PG never mentions Austin filming TWD.
Because she wanted Austin to be in France and Italy with Jake, not working in Atlanta.

lol. What are you talking about? Who said Austin was filming while Jake was at Cannes? Austin didn't even tweet during that time. He went silent.

And then ol' Faux Chlo jetted off to China with her girlfriend and wasn't heard from at all.

Nope, sorry, you're barking up the wrong tree, troll.

long time female pal said...

Those tiny nips/shirtless photos of Jake in Amalfi made Jake look so much like a middle-aged dad. Greta Caruso used to be a nanny for Maggie and I agree for Jake too. That was really stupid of him to let her be seen with him on a "vacation". Made no sense for her to show up there with him. People who have been watching Jake for years no she has never openly traveled with him to a resort. That lends support to the idea that Austin and the kids were probably in Italy too. Jake really isn't very bright, is he?

prairiegirl said...

Jake really isn't very bright, is he?

Not only that, long time female pal. It shows that Jake was chicken and did not want to bring a beard along to Italy. And he didn't want to bring a beard along because he had Austin and the kids with him. He didn't want to be bothered.

If Jake can get away with it, he will avoid blatant bearding. He'll do a fuzzy restaurant pic, a "hand on the shoulder" pic, but he does not want to do a hand-holding, PDA filled photo op with a beard.

That's for Twitter and Tumblr and Daily Mail to fill in those gaps and give us Eyewitness news accounts. Jake is lazy and he's chicken when it comes to his bearding. LaZBoy is his middle name, Ha!

prairiegirl said...

I also want to say that while I requoted the troll, his entire comment was taken down because he used profanity and insults with regard to a blogger name and that will not be allowed.

He will not be allowed to do this on this blog. And that is why that one particular comment was removed.

Florida Tom said...

For sure having Greta around was not a great idea for Jake. She is a nanny. We know that as a fact. I do believe that Jake and Austin brought the family with them to Europe. Jake is taking a break. He has a lot of PR coming up with the movies he has coming out. I agree Jake wants no part of the heavy bearding PG but I am not sure he is lazy he just knows how miserable he was when he was parading around with Reese.

lying PG is so fucking stupid said...

"Who said Austin was filming while Jake was at Cannes? Austin didn't even tweet during that time. He went silent."

Austin was filming TWD and spent some time with Chloe while Jake was in Cannes, from May 12 to May 24.

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 5
Tomorrow. First day of work for me this season with the dead down in Georgia. Wish me luck.

Austin's tweets during Jake's Cannes time - PG's lies have no end and no shame:

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 12
We have screenings in LA. Come say hello.

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 15
Headed to #MadMax
@CharlizeAfrica knows me. I opened a door for her once. She remembers. Oh yeah. She remembers.

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 16
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them."
-Mark Twain

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 17
Just posted a photo

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 17
At Last...
Etta James

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 20
Just posted a photo

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 21

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 23
Just posted a photo

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 24
Houston, TX (while Chloe was in Houston, TX)

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 24
Central Park Photo Shoot with my family.

prairiegirl said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols May 15
Headed to #MadMax
@CharlizeAfrica knows me. I opened a door for her once. She remembers. Oh yeah. She remembers.

Who was screening their movie at Cannes during this time?

Charlize Theron.

prairiegirl said...

Okay, so I have some short term memory, he did Instagram during Cannes. ;D

It was during Italy that he was quiet.

Methodical Muser said...

That's true, PG. The Charlize shout out reminds me of Austin suddenly referring to "Born to Run," when Jake was into Chris McDougall and barefoot running. As some folks pointed out yesterday, Jake and Austin are still together. No doubt about it. #WME FAIL

Where's Waldo said...

Okay, so I have some short term memory, he did Instagram during Cannes. ;D

I'm sure you are suggesting what I'm thinking too. Austin could very well have been in France with Jake. That's why there were all those stupid photos of Austin with the beard in Central Park and Florida. Pics which easily could have been take anytime. Austin was in NY, for instance, for Nostradamus way back in late April.

Methodical Muser said...

I wouldn't be surprised if Austin flew over to Europe to be with Jake after that absurd Florida "romp" with FauxChlo either.

Since 2006 said...

The Central Park photo was a month old, it was a dead giveaway. Though Austin is better at this game than Jake.

Destiny said...

Really good points everyone about Italy, especially what Long Time Pal said.

I thought I had posted about the Tonys, but maybe I didn't. Just wanted to say that a few weeks before the awards the New York Times ran its usual pre-award stories and charts, and all 3 theater critics said that Jake should have been nominated for a Tony.

Florida Tom said...

Greta Caruso "Hollywood's nanny for hire " :-)

Florida Tom said...

Good pickup Since 2006 :-)

prairiegirl said...

Greta Caruso "Nanny With a Buttoned Lip"

Greta "Locked Vault" Caruso


And can we all share a laugh over somebody's lameass attempt at PDA by pretending to brush a fly out of a lady's hair?

Let me tell Jake's people something. They've really shot themselves in the foot by losing revenue just because they wanted to get rid of his entire old fandom. Recent pictures on IHJ of Jake are garnering single and double digit views. That's terrible. And the pictures of him with the pay-for-hire "date"? Views below 10. EACH.

That is lousy.

Who would have ever thought. I know that Jake's people are trying to create a "new" fandom by suddenly developing these new Tumblr and twitter accounts. But you know what? Those Tumblr posts hardly have any notes on them which is pretty telling.

Tumblr is more so for younger fans anyway, I reckon and he's really past Tumblr demographic, I suppose. It really seems that Jake's twitter search is largely comprised of robot tweets and those from paid accounts. The way you can tell that many of them are paid is because they all say the same thing - Jake was wronged, Jake was robbed, Jake was snubbed, Jake deserves an Oscar, Oscar this, Oscar that, etc etc.

Who goes around obsessed on their twitter whether or not Jake deserved or deserves an Oscar? Maybe if you own stock in him as a corporation, huh? And the Oscars aren't even until next spring but if you follow Jake, you would think the Oscar nominations come out next month.

prairiegirl said...

On a somewhat cheerier note, a certain couple shared an anniversary this week......

♥♥♥♥♥Jake and Austin Forever♥♥♥♥♥


Methodical Muser said...

On a somewhat cheerier note, a certain couple shared an anniversary this week..

Another reason for the upping of the het cred this week. #SureFireStuntingSeason

Florida Tom said...

Today is Max's 1st birthday. Wow time goes fast. Well it is official FloridaTom is moving back to the Atlantic Ocean side of the country. I will be moving to an area between Daytona and Jacksonville, Florida. I will have a view of a canal which leads out to the inter coastal. 5 minutes from the beach. I have made a lot of friends in Tampa but time to be closer to the little family that I have.

Closet casualty said...

downskirt posted this on tumblr

no offense but jake gyllenhaal looks like he has too many insecurities for a grown white man
3 hours ago ♥ 4 June 21, 2015

prairiegirl said...

I saw that tumblr post this morning, Closet Casualty. Seems to me that they are saying he's not being himself.

Seaweed said...

Happy Birthday Max ! ! ! Hope all goes well with your move to the "other side" Tom. Summer is finally underway up here in New Scotland, will have to enjoy it while it lasts, but still take the time to keep and eye on things here at OMG. Greetings to all the gang!

Destiny said...

Woo hoo!!! What an amazing day for gay rights.

Tom, did you ever think you'd see a decision like this in your lifetime? When I think back even ten years ago, it is just unbelievable how fast everything has changed.

Methodical Muser said...

I know, Destiny!!! In historical terms, the rapid fire change in support of marriage equality since 2005 has been unprecedented, socially as well as politically. Changing minds and hearts is a difficult thing to do, but through a combination of incredible strategic planning, hard work, amazing leadership, and just plain bravery, we have come to the point where Justice Kennedy rules that the Constitution of the United States, grants everyone the write to equal dignity before the law. The majority opinion basically stating that the right to marriage is an inherent aspect of individual autonomy. Wow! Kennedy went onto write that gay Americans have a right to "intimate association" beyond merely freedom from laws that ban homosexuality." That same sex couples right to marry is actually protected by the 14th Amendment.

Of course, there's the dissenting voice of Scalia, scathing and bigoted as always. Missing the whole point by stating sarcastically that whoever "thought that intimacy and spirituality [whatever that means] were freedoms. And, if intimacy is, one would think Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage. Ask the nearest hippie."

Hippie? Really? I always knew that Scalia was a pompous, antediluvian ass, but using such anachronistic language truly reveals what an out of touch, fossilized idiot he is. He would probably prefer defining marriage as a business arrangement between families where women remain chattel and men dominate the terms of the marital contract. Cultural shifts are real. Things change. Shit happens. Deal with it, Tony!

Florida Tom said...

It is an unbelievable day Destiny. No I never thought it would happen in my lifetime. All I can say is LOVE wins :-) Sweet Sweet Sweet !!!!!

Florida Tom said...

It has been an incredible couple weeks in our country My hope it that is makes us stronger and brings us all together. I also believe God is pleased with us today. In Charleston and all across our country.

Methodical Muser said...

No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice and family," Kennedy wrote. "In forming a marital union, two people become something greater than they once were. As some of the petitioners in these cases demonstrate, marriage embodies a love that may endure even past death. It would misunderstand these men and women to say they disrespect the idea of marriage. Their pleas is that they do respect it, respect it so deeply that they seek to find its fulfilment for themselves Their hope is not to be condemned to live in loneliness, excluded from one of civilization's oldest institutions. They ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right.
The judgment of the Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit is reversed.

It is so ordered.

prairiegirl said...

Great day today! Thank you, Supreme Court.

Tom, I wanted to text you from work today but I just recently got a new phone and I lost all my text messages. I guess I didn't have you in my contacts either.

This day has been soooo crazy. One minute it was 7am, the next thing it was 11 am. We're so stinkin busy at work and I didn't hardly have time to even look at my phone much. Of all days. :(

Happy day though!! Awesome.

Florida Tom said...

Jake posted part of Judge Kennedy's opinion on his Facebook page. Nice to see :-)