Jake has been all over since the beginning of May - Vegas, Cannes, Italy, New York, DC, Los Angeles. And has been rumored with so many different "dates" you need a score card and case of the zig zags.
This weekend is no different. Last night Jake picked up the Guy Con award at 2015 Spike TV Guys Choice Awards, in LA, with his co-star Rachel presenting him the award for the second time he played a guy in trouble law. This time he's not a surrogate father like in Brothers and it's boxing and not building that is the comeback.
Tonight, it's the Annual Tony Awards, and no doubt Jake winged his way back to NYC for the festivities even if he missed out on being nominated for Constellations. No doubt he will be there to support his co-star, of the two person play, Ruth who is nominated for best actress. That's what you do for the co-star/sister/rumor date/random rumored kisser, right?
Wait - are we talking Ruth or Rachel?
That's enough confuse the public, (or is that the point there buddy)
Anyway, maybe you should just do what you did back in 2013 Jake, when you Spiked and Tony'd it then.
Make The Tony's a guys night again. Hey can still do the co-star thing, just bring that long-time cutie co-star you were with in Italy, and no we don't mean Ms. Greta.
These are not the horns I hook at home.
