Saturday, December 19, 2015

Happy Birthday Jake!

Happy Birthday Jake!

You're moving in new directions but don't worry for you 35 is like the new 30, you know kind of like you this year:

Dad looks by the beach

flashing abs on screen

and showing off your assets

 People (Magazine) knowing you're still looking good

But you're stretched - you've stretched this year

Like making beekeeping and geeks on stage hot this year

And found your (singing ) voice.

which means we'll see  you in Hamilton in 2017 and fingers crossed Dreamgirls by 2019.

But it really means

that the person you've worn close to your heart for so many of your  birthdays

Will always remain




destiny said...

Very nice post Special. I haven't seen some of these newer pictures before.

Best wishes for Jake on his birthday. And as always, I hope another year brings him closer to living his life honestly and openly.

Methodical Muser said...

Thirty-five years old. Wow! Jake's getting up there in years. Clock's a-tickin'.

prairiegirl said...

Happy birthday Mr. Jake. I'm sure he had a really nice one with his family.

Him and Austin are on the downhill slide now towards 40. Wow is right! Wheweeee ;-)

prairiegirl said...

I have a lot of pictures of Jake, but I wanted one where he was smiling and it was tougher to find one. LOL! Not only find one where he was smiling, but one where it wasn't in a photoshoot and thus "forced".

I kind of like this one because it just looks like a natural smile. My wish for him on this birthday is that he can find a way to live his life openly and proudly show who he loves and proudly show off those kids of his. I would love that for him. I would love for him to have the support of his husband and of his family. To stand behind him, accept his choices and support him.

prairiegirl said...

lol, I have to say that I was out all day yesterday and one of the places I went to was Kansas City's Union Station. It was so incredible there.
But when we had lunch, we ate at Streetcar Named Desire for the last time and we were seated where? In front of a brick wall. LOLLLLL. I had to take a picture and I'll tweet it later, but it made me laugh.

I thought I was in NYC at one of Jake's favorite restaurants for a minute. ;-)

UK connection said...

I have a lot of pictures of Jake, but I wanted one where he was smiling and it was tougher to find one.

Those were the days. Jake actually used to smile and shop for groceries, play with his dogs, hang out with friends. I think it's pretty telling that he has a hidden family somewhere because you never see him living a life. He's not the only one who disappears either. Look at Maggie and his mother. Where did they go? I wouldn't be surprised if he lives in another country at certain times of the year. England comes to mind, for sure.

Florida Tom said...

I truly hope Jake have a happy year. I hope he can live his life openly and honestly. I do have hope we will see some of the real Jake this year. I def would like to see him happy.

Methodical Muser said...

Good points, UK connection. Jake was always the domestic one between the siblings. In fact, Maggie used to comment about how great he was with kids. What a wonderful cook he was. Great housekeeper, etc. Jake was presented as the caregiver in that family. Not Maggie. Not Naomi. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he's helping to raise Maggie's kids right now.

prairiegirl said...

Yeah, I have to say that I was thinking Maggie was helping Jake raise his kids, and I'm sure she does help. But the fact that we don't see the girls in NYC any longer is giving me the idea that they've been uprooted from Brooklyn/Park Slope and they're part of the Gyllynichols traveling family band. I agree, m & m, it's looking more like Jake is helping Maggie to raise her girls, not Maggie helping him.

And I definitely think they stay in the UK at least some of the time because I've got a tweet from a girl who said Jake lives near her uncle and she's sneaked into his garden. And yeah, maybe there's a place in Canada that they stay at sometimes as well.

Hard to say anymore with these guys. They're a traveling band, a family of man, just like that Three Dog Night song.

prairiegirl said...

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program....

lol. Won't be long because I've only got about 1/2 hr before it's time to start winding down for the evening. Just one more day of work but man, it's hell getting there and it's here too soon. I don't know about anyone else, but I could really use 1 more week. Just one more week and that would make a huge difference.

Anyway, this is really interesting. For anybody who follows all of Jake's posts on Just Jared, you've probably noticed a person who frequently posts very first thing. I mean, they are almost always the first commenter and they call Jake out for his deceptions every single time. I don't know who they are, but they know him or they live near him or something. They repeatedly claim that Jake lives in the UK and they've been doing this for I don't know how long.

Anyway, for those who follow Jake online, you know that our favorite enamel guy was reported to have been in NYC on Sunday the 20th, hosting a very private, "intimate" screening of this (yet another) childhood friend of his, Matthew Heineman and his documentary called Cartel Land.

Well, sure enough, Mr. First landed the first comment on that post and he wrote:

Oracle 69 • 7 hours ago

S*** brit f**** alien in bogus pics taken in what is IN NO WAY NYC!!!!!!!!!!



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I had to edit out alot, not that the first word was a curse word, but it just wasn't nice and I didn't even like leaving "alien" in there, but I did. Anyway, ignore all of the beginning and notice he (I just think this is a 'he' for some reason), says that Cartel screening did not take place in NYC.

Now, it could be just some blown smoke,, I don't think this is.

There's a lot of manure flying around with both of these guys right now and now we may know why.

Now I won't be surprised if Mgmnt pressures Jared Eng to find out who this poster is and ban them or something

I won't be surprised at all if this IP address gets blocked in the future or maybe his comments simply get deleted now that this has been pointed out on OMG.

Methodical Muser said...

And, whenever Jake is seen on Just Jared with what seems like 100+ pics of him with his go to gal pal, Greta Caruso (i.e., accomplice), this time at 9:35 p.m. tonight, you know something big is being hidden. PR desperately wants to place him in NY right now. Funny how there was a world tour of tweets placing Jake in SF starting on November 28 and ending December 2, yet not one phone caught a single glimpse of the elusive one. In fact, there are weeks with not even a passing mention of Jake being anywhere. Then "spontaneously," particularly around holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, or if Jake is seen with children, here comes the pap photos, placing Jake in NY, often with a wo-man. Because remember, Jake is heterosexual, you know. Truly amazing how all this works so conveniently. Almost like these candid moments are planned somehow. :-)

Methodical Muser said...

And, by the way, where's Leo?

Florida Tom said...

Merry Christmas everyone.