What the Texas is Austin doing in these pictures?
Has it finally happened, the long arm syndrome has gotten to him? Is he giving subconscious hints about being the Goose? Or, is he trying to do the Chicken dance and no one else will join in?
Ok - I'm going to just put it behind my back, look natural and into the camera. Damn I should have unbuttoned my jacket. No it doesn't look like I am trying to hide anything, I am just standing at ease. 
No it doesn't look like I have anything behind my back. It's cool, It's cool. I look good, just looking causal, jacket unbuttoned, just hanging out, nothing behind my back. Nothing to see people, Nothing to see.
Top Ten Reasons Austin has one arm behind his back.
10. Shows off the tie better.
9. Thought the pictures would be give good poses to include in application for next season's Bravo's "Make Me a Supermodel."
8. He's holding his date who is so tiny she's practically invisible.
7. Mickey Rourke gave him a puppy and he's trying to keep it a secret until he gets home and tells Atti.
6. Flipping the bird like he did when he was kid and didn't want to get caught .
5. So magnetic has to keep people from putting their hands around his waist.
4. Southern Gothic said they would give him a free signed t-shirt if he did it.
3. Playing which "hand is it in" with Bret Easton Ellis - he falls for it every time!
2. Too tight trousers (aka super slim slacks) couldn't put his phone in his pants.
1. Must fight urge to throw the horns.
