Monday, April 20, 2009

Get down with your Goose self

What the Texas is Austin doing in these pictures?

Has it finally happened, the long arm syndrome has gotten to him? Is he giving subconscious hints about being the Goose? Or, is he trying to do the Chicken dance and no one else will join in?


Ok - I'm going to just put it behind my back, look natural and into the camera. Damn I should have unbuttoned my jacket. No it doesn't look like I am trying to hide anything, I am just standing at ease.


No it doesn't look like I have anything behind my back. It's cool, It's cool. I look good, just looking causal, jacket unbuttoned, just hanging out, nothing behind my back. Nothing to see people, Nothing to see.


Top Ten Reasons Austin has one arm behind his back.


10. Shows off the tie better.

9. Thought the pictures would be give good poses to include in application for next season's Bravo's "Make Me a Supermodel."

8. He's holding his date who is so tiny she's practically invisible.

7. Mickey Rourke gave him a puppy and he's trying to keep it a secret until he gets home and tells Atti.

6. Flipping the bird like he did when he was kid and didn't want to get caught .

5. So magnetic has to keep people from putting their hands around his waist.

4. Southern Gothic said they would give him a free signed t-shirt if he did it.

3. Playing which "hand is it in" with Bret Easton Ellis - he falls for it every time!

2. Too tight trousers (aka super slim slacks) couldn't put his phone in his pants.

1. Must fight urge to throw the horns.

119 comments:

Special K said...

My new favorite thing to say is "super slim slacks". Say that over and over, and the corners of your mouth curl up.

TR -- all good points, I agree.

Ok I am hitting the T and heading into Fenway. GO SOX!!!!
Boston is busy busy today. - Boston Marathon starts to in a few hours. Good luck to all the runners.

Hey everybody - have a good day. Enjoy it! Find something that's makes you smile. Its meant to be enjoyed.

Wondering said...

On the last page from tr: "Austin seems ambitious he obviously took DC because he wasn't getting movie offers. He is straightening out his reputation just like Jake."

What is "DC" ? Is it "Deep Cover/Closet" or a new role?

flf said...

Regarding TR's post:
I certainly don't have a problem with Austin not coming out of the closet. That is his choice. I do have a problem with bearding though. I'm happy for Austin to walk the walk alone as he did on the Informers red carpet. The fangirls are happy because they think he is available and the TBers are happy because they know he's with Jake.
Austin doesn't have to say anything to anybody about his sexuality. And IMO, he certainly doesn't need Jake to beard, to straighten his (Austin's) image. I think Jake's bearding is to benefit Jake and Jake alone. Whichever way you look at it, it couldn't be fun for Austin.
And yeah, I like him a lot and think he's one gorgeous guy :)

fyi said...

DC = Dawson's Creek

Meg said...

Like the term 'super slim slacks' too Special - very Austin appropriate.

My own imagined reality on how Austin got involved with OTH is that he visited the set a couple of times when down in NC when Jake was filming Nailed, Austin and Sophia being very good friends. The producers liked him, Sophia did a bit of lobbying on his behalf, and an offer came. Once he started filming, the producers realised that people were enjoying his part and it was extended. He probably did take it because of a lack of decent film offers, but you can hardly say that its not helped his career and profile.

And yeah, I'm with you flf, I too like him a lot and think he's one gorgeous guy :) (his bf's not too bad either).

NETB said...

3. Playing which "hand is it in" with Bret Easton Ellis - he falls for it every time!Cute post - Austin looks good!

Love the music today.

Have a great day at the game, Spesh! :)

wft2 said...

Current Douchella Reeke pic count: 118

Meg said...

Special, if I can make a suggestion, OMG should have a competition where you try to find a picture of Austin where he's standing with someone taller than him. Just looking at these Informers pics I realise that I don't think I've ever seen one.

Is Austin the tallest actor in HW?

destiny said...

Austin does look like he's resisting the temptation to flash a sign

ITA 100% with flf.

I do not understand the argument that Jake's bearding makes Austin automatically straight. I would really love an explanation TR, or anyone else who thinks that is the case, because I just don't see how you connect those dots. For starters, if Jake is straight, can't Austin still be gay? Even Lainey says Austin is gay as glitter while insisting Jake is straight.

And TR, do you really think nothing has changed in television since the 90s? I don't doubt that we're probably not at the point that a leading man can't be out, but I don't see that television audiences have any issues with ambiguity, look at the way the Gossip Girl actors are playing it both ways.

destiny said...

PR is already busy pushing those 118 photos. Huffington Post has a whole slide show devoted to Reeke.

NETB said...

I just caught up with the posts from yesterday. (((Destiny)))), sorry that you had to see that accident, it's very unsettling, and awful to think of someone so injured and in pain. Motorcycles kinda scare me because of that. I watch carefully for them when I'm driving. Big trucks scare me too, and I steer clear. :)

Yesterday's events - I'm still gonna wait and see. Not gonna waste my valuable time on it, it's not worth it. I don't think much of bearding, I really have to give Austin credit that he hasn't done it. I really hope that Jake hasn't developed a bad "eff 'em, who needs 'em" attitude towards his fans. Heath and Michelle used to flip paps the bird regulary?, but I always felt they didn't court the attention either, were truly annoyed with it.

PG, glad your Dad is doing better.

Speak with you all later,

Meg said...

Huffington Post has a whole slide show devoted to Reeke. They probably put those up, Stephen G was threatening to post another riveting 'opinion piece'.

Meg said...

Should be

probably HAD to put those up.

destiny said...

LOL Meg.

Usually the Reeeke stories on H.P. come from US Reekly, but this one originated with them. I guess H.P is trying to expand their original entertainment coverage, and PR saw an easy target.

correction said...

Nailed was filmed in SC not NC. Austin was in NC filming Surface in 2005, OTH was already filming there. Some posters on IMDB mentioned that they saw Austin and Sophia hanging out together back then so they assumed that she put in a word for him.

11 out of 118 said...

Pics: 118

Reeke looking at each other: 11

bikini/lounge chair: 5
deciding on food: 5
while walking: 1

Toothy's Doctor said...

"The finger ones leave a lasting impression on just what is going on inside of him."

And you wonder why he hasn't firmly booked a film in over a year.

^^ Whatever Jake is pissed off about I say more power to him. I just don't understand this (oh my gawd, no he didn't) attitude with some posters. No one on this site were there. Nobody knows if the the pap called Jake a (gay jack-ass). Yes, that's my point, I don't either. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, but some paps do it for a response and sometimes they get what's needed. Most understanding fans / people know this happens to any star and think nothing about it. More manufactured anger from so-called fans I say! I think the posters who are speculating that the finger was for his gay fans are delusional and projecting. And besides, he does have fans that are not gay.

Austin, is just as guilty as Jake in this relationship. For those who want to give him a pass, go right a head. Austin wants work and fame also because this is his craft and line of work. Who would not want to succeed in your career.
He knows the HW game now and he's doing what he feels he has to do. And I bet his people (who may be gay also (lol)) wants him to do it.
It's not right, but it is how it is right now. Austin gets no pass in my book.
I agree with the poster who said Austin should take a pic with Jake ana Reese.

Gah said...

And I know you have a heavy heart,
I can feel it when we kiss.
So many men stronger than me,
Have thrown their backs out trying to lift it.
Great lyrics to today's song, kinda sad. Love Conor Obst, and Gillian Welch's clear, pure voice - her voice is a contrast to the lyrics. :(

Go Harvey! said...

OT but look at the WTF expressions on Zanessa's faces when they realize the guy who owns TMZ is sitting next to them, LOL

Just Wondering said...

How does it make you feel Austin to see pictures of Jake and Reese hugging and looking like an old married couple splashed all over the internet?

Does it make you feel proud? Loved? Wanted? Valued?

Or does it make you feel Jealous? Ashamed? Used? Lonely? Second class? Angry?

Does it make your friends and family proud to know you're with someone like Jake? Somone who values money and their career more than they value you?

I'd really love to know, but I suspect you're too busy screaming from the rooftops, where no one can hear you or recognize you.

Toothy's Dentist said...

Just want to add, to those who thinks that Jake's every moment in life now is to court the paps or Pubicity shots either by himself or with Reese may want to take a step back from fandom of any kind because it Makes no Sense. Thinks become clouded

When I first start following Toothy / Jake, Jake was paped all the time doing absolutely nothing important. Regular mundane things that we all do. Nobody or Toothy / Jake fan had any problems with it. All of us, some more than others loved all the Jake pictures on WFT, JW, IHJ, anywhere you could get them. Sure, Jake played the I don't care it comes with the territory thing 98% of the time, but sometimes we saw him break down and not want to be paped, and we knew it. He is human and not for once did I think he courted the paps, or doing it now.

Yes, I do beleive that some of the J/R photos were and are for Mags, ect.. Big deal. I was Just on some celeb. site, and saw close to 100 photos or celeb. couples over and over, not one Jake and Reese. HW at it's best.

Newsflash. They all do it.

When Jake was alone in the parking lot walking to his car, talking to friends, leaving the drugstore, buying groceries (alone) did he or his people call the paps for a photo op?

You seemed to love those pictures, didn't you?

flf said...

Oh man, not these silly twits again. I'm outta here....

sienna said...

I enjoyed pix of jake doing things that I was able to believe were real n not staged, and I've always enjoyed pix where jake seems happy. I can't say that about any of the Reeke pics. He looks miserable and they look fake. I'd rather see nothing than this blech crap.

Toothy's Dentist said...

Just Wondering, You and I see it differently. We just do. Not once did I say, or feel that Austin and Jake are "OUT" to Most people or HW. People in HW may speculate, but if J or A does not confirm it, and they have not, then it's still all speculation. Jake was dating Kirsten for years and Austin was dating some other woman, can't remember her name. When the rumors, (rumors) of Jake and Austin being more than friends started they were still dating those women. Do you remember this?

If Jake and Austin were in love and still are in love, I say I'm glad for them but they have a long way to go, especially with the current circumstances.

I believe they are very good friends who had a relationship on the side out of the spotlight with no intentions of the masses knowing about it. The questions you are asking about thier relationship issuses are not apart of my mindset because I think the rumored BFF relationship was suppose to stay undercover so to say, and I believe this. Not in the open. Some posters and Fans just simply don't want to hear this and now some are just Jake fans simply because he is supposed to be in a gay realtionship with Austin and they can't and won't deal with the (rumored) bearding that some feel Jake is doing, NOW.
But truely, nobody here knows the real truth to this situation.
That's the REAL TRUTH.
And some have become extremely emotional about it.

Althouh in the back of my mind I do feel that Jake and Asutin thought about coming out as bisexual after the success of Brokeback Mountain. Just my opinion, I have no proof.

Said said...

I enjoyed pix of jake doing things that I was able to believe

^^ That's the point. You believe what you want to believe.

Tooty's Dentist said...

(I enjoyed pix of jake doing things that I was able to believe were real n not staged, and I've always enjoyed pix where jake seems happy. I can't say that about any of the Reeke pics. He looks miserable and they look fake. I'd rather see nothing than this blech crap.)

From early 2006 til summer 2007 Jake was alone alot and he did not look HAPPY. Jake looked lonely and seemed troubled. Although I did not know this to be true, I felt for him.
Most Pictures of him were of his family or Chris. No girl and no Austin. And most fans talked about it. He was still paped almost everyday. EVERYDAY, and no talk about staged PR shots.

know your fellow posters said...

Toothy's Dentist=Constructive Subliminal Poster

pap pics said...

"From early 2006 til summer 2007 Jake was alone alot and he did not look HAPPY."

2006 - Jake spent a lot of time with a lot of different people. See IHJ gallery.

lane said...

How 'bout those Austy arms! The way he folds them they look like wings. I know he's called the Goose but those things look like pelican wings, angular and awkward. Seeing those pics (thanks Special) makes me realize Jake isn't the only dorky one. Jake has his wonky walk and Austin has huge wings he doesn't know how to fold. When Austin says he has to go, gotta fly, gonna take off, it just might be literal!

Cute said...

^^ :)

Just Wondering said...

What do you think Austin when you see the video on Perez of Jake putting his hand in Reese's ass crack?

duh! said...

That Jake was thinkig of him and made an innocent mistake :)

Elinor said...

Hello everyone, so glad to be back among you!

It was a rainy, boring day for me and yet it could have been so much interesting!
Listen , I registered for a exam to be guide. Today was the first day of my formation to prepare it and the subject was about the prehistorical heritage on the morning, and Roman antic heritage on the afternoon, two domains I adore... but this time no way, the guy was so uninteresting and so devoid of passion for what he said , unbelievable !!

Sorry to be annoying with my stories but it feels good LOL

I love reading pics analyse even if it's bit risky and subject of fight.
In the late pics I would say he looks distant and dreamy at some moment and at others not, but overall I think he enjoys the show and it was the occasion to see again some friends so.... I hope he is friend with the girl from Dawson who is the godmother of mathilda ( thing I didn't know before) and
I am just so happy to see him in pics with Jenny again ! ( Of course it would have been wonderful to see Austin with him !!!)

About Austin , he is gorgeous on the red carpet pics. He is so tall and elegant and this outfit suits him perfectly! I love him like that , well I love him in anything I must say lol

Three Blind Mice said...

Even we can see there was nothing innocent about that ass grab; Jake would do anything to convince people he is straight, no matter how low he has to stoop. If Jake thought it'd get him an Oscar and a string of movies for the rest of his life, he'd probably f**k her right in front of Austin.

hm said...

That wasn't an ass grab.

:) said...

"Listen , I registered for a exam to be guide."

Good luck with that!

prairiegirl said...

"The finger ones leave a lasting impression on just what is going on inside of him."

And you wonder why he hasn't firmly booked a film in over a year.

^^ Whatever Jake is pissed off about I say more power to him. I just don't understand this (oh my gawd, no he didn't) attitude with some posters. No one on this site were there. Nobody knows if the the pap called Jake a (gay jack-ass). Yes, that's my point, I don't either. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, but some paps do it for a response and sometimes they get what's needed. Most understanding fans / people know this happens to any star and think nothing about it. More manufactured anger from so-called fans I say! I think the posters who are speculating that the finger was for his gay fans are delusional and projecting. And besides, he does have fans that are not gay.
Okay, I know I said I was going to lurk for a few days, but when I'm quoted, I reserve the right to respond.

Toothy's Doctor, first of all, very well thought out & spoken comments. You are correct. No one knows some of the discussed topics for sure, 100%. I respect your opinions & thoughts. I have mine. I'm not changing my beliefs, though, and I'm not asking you to change any of yours.

And lastly, it's cool if you say more power to Jake for flipping people off. I'm not out to try & change your mind about it - that's how you feel, so it doesn't bother me in the least. Me? I have to be concerned with how I feel about it. And the way I feel about this gesture ranks right up there with spitting towards people's shoes. I'm sure the last time I've seen it was while on a highway, but I can't remember right off hand the last time I saw it. Oh, yeah, wait a sec. Jake did it on another photo op several months ago. That's the last time. Before that, I'm sure was from a highway somewhere here where I live.

It's an immature, offensive gesture with no thought given to its real meaning; it's very personal and it's devoid of class. Sometimes, some people give it to someone else as a joke, but to me, it's not funny at all. Much as I may dislike someone, as far as I'm concerned, I have no right nor justification to extend my feelings towards a fellow brother or sister (yes, you heard me right) in that way. This is something I do feel very strongly about and I'm afraid don't have alot of understanding for. So, doesn't matter to me who it's for, why it was done, or where, it lends alot of insight to me with regards to their inner make-up.

prairiegirl said...

Oh, Elinor, I'm afraid my reply had to follow your very nice comment. I am so sorry about it all.

Best wishes to you on your exam to be a guide. I'm glad you feel open enough to share personal stories; I love it. It helps me to feel a connection somehow. And I liked your analysis of the pictures. Everyone sees things differently and I liked seeing your thoughts.

I love your English; it's like poetry to me. I hope you have a great day. Mine's going kind of like a Monday, but at least when there are days like these, it helps so much to have my co-workers/friends to go through it with. We depend on each other sometimes like lifelines and when one is struggling or having a bad day, others try to pick that person up. Not that I needed picking up - but one of my mates does. She's had a rough day all day. Happens to all of us. It's nice to have others to hang with, though.

prairiegirl said...

Well, Tom..Destiny...netb, how long did that lurk last? 4-5 hrs?
I really had an honest intent to lay off. I can't even give an "lol", it's so pathetic.

I certainly can't pull up Perez here at work. I'll see what other
reactions are by the end of the day. Maybe I won't even have to nor want to look. Good thing Special is at the ballgame right now. Could be a rough ride the rest of the day.

YouTube said...

Prairie Girl here's YouTube: Jake's Ass Pat

from wft2 said...

From WFT2 and IA:


I looked at the ass pat vid a few times. Yes its an ass pat, just a rub high up towards the top between the cheeks. Not a grab. Its exactly the kind of thing my gay friends do to me. (Actually they do a lot worse LOL). Jake is just a touchy-feely-huggy kind of person, I honestly don't see anything sexual there, it's more like a little boy tugging at his mother's skirt.

Gossip Hound said...

Looks like Jake almost got decked at the concert: http://www.examiner.com/x-7494-LA-Gossip-Examiner~y2009m4d19-Jake-Gyllenhaal--almost-gets-in-fight-at-Coachella-concert

ooh I say said...

That didn't look like a simple pat or grab, more like a concerted dig. Um...ew. D: That's some comfort level between them no matter what's going on; in fact it might just be the best acting we've seen so far, Reese barely flinches, lol. I can't say I'd be as comfortable with my boyfriend doing that and he's definitely one for PDA, even more than me.

With all due respect, I can see this gesture as more sensual and playful between a gay couple. It seems a little bold between a same sex couple, but to each their own, obviously. Between Reeke, and Jake knowing the paps were watching, it comes across forced.

examiner said...

^Jake Gyllenhaal - almost gets in fight at Coachella concertJake Gyallenhaal was with his girlfried, Reese Witherspoon, at the Coachella concert festival in Indio, CA this past weekend. While watching Jenny Lewis perform, Jake apparently couldn't stand to hear all the screaming around him (isn't that what concerts are for?).

At one point, Jake turned around to screaming fans and said, "I'm trying to listen!"

"This is a concert, not a movie," one guy screamed. After Jake called him some vile names, the guy started moving forward as if he was getting ready to hit Jake, but security immediately stepped in.

There's no doubt that Jake Gyallenhaal was acting out of line. However, it must be noted that the sound coming from the speakers was unusually low and people were having a hard time hearing the performance.


Examiner

Lainey said...

^^ oh just waiting for the barage of "Jake was wrong, Jake is crazy, I can't believe it, how dare Jake do that to that man" comments. lol

destiny said...

Actually I can sympathize with Jake on this one. I've asked people at concerts to be quiet too. I go to hear the music, not to listen to the people next to me carry on a non-stop conversation at a screaming volume, or to listen to drunk middle aged men scream out song titles and "wooos" at ear-splitting levels. And it infuriates me when people think I'm in the wrong for wanting to hear the music rather than them. I will never understand why people pay good money, especially at today's ticket prices, just so they can chatter away and ignore the music. I once spent an entire Elvis Costello concert standing next to a man who was loudly engaging the woman next to him in the hopes of picking her up. Heard every word of their conversation despite being only a few feet away from the stage. At the end of the concert she went trotting off to find her boyfriend who was sitting in another section.

Dlisted said...

From Michael K:

Afternoon Crumbs

Jakey's beard looking as exciting as a bowl of stale grits - (Popsugar)

Dlisted

cynic said...

"After Jake called him some vile names, the guy started moving forward as if he was getting ready to hit Jake, but security immediately stepped in.

There's no doubt that Jake Gyllenhaal was acting out of line."

Let's see now :

He pushes a camera-man at jury--duty
He gives someone the bird at a concert
He gets pulled over by a police office for speeding in LA
He get snippy and almost into a fight with someone at a concert.

Does this sound like the behavior of a man in love and happy in his career? Or does it sound like an sexually frustrated and bored poseur in a dishonest relationship with a pathologically manipulative pr-hound, forced to swallow his pride while worse actors get good roles, contractually obligated to keep his mouth shut about just about anything for the foreseeable future?

You decide.

m said...

We should have a check off list for troll comments. Saves time. check box a for "you dont know him" check box b for 'he's entitled to his privacy, he owes fans nothing" etc. etc.

Austin is one tall man. I think that hinders the parts he gets. Makes it difficult because of the height difference vs. other castmates. He needs someone about Jakes height to make the perfect couple.

I dont usually visit Huffington. I always thought that was a political site, not entertainment. I'll have to check it out. PR does seems to be exploring options. They shifted to JJ not too far back.

I've had many a concert ruined too by talkers, people blocking my view, bad acoutstics etc. But stuff like that is to be expected in a venue like Coachella. I guess they could not move to a better location since that would put them out of camera range.

destiny said...

Huffington Post started as a political site, and their news content does skew to the left, but I think they are also tryng to be an all-purpose news site for us lefties, and they carry a lot of entertainment news. Unfortunately their entertainment news is just more of the same, no thought put into it, politically speaking.

Jake the constant complainer said...

Reeke was in the first row of the VIP area, right next to the stage. Right next to the stage and Jake couldn't hear it? Any closer and he would have been ON the stage.

I would think Reeke was annoying, the people behind them couldn't see, because Jake of course had to wear a big ass hood on his head and they were busy moving around doing the PDA maneuvers for the cameras. Look at the pics. Everyone is standing normally watching the concert but not Reeke. They wanted to be the main show. I bet the performers were thrilled.

Stand UP said...

Cynic, It sounds like you!

You think you could be strecthing it a bit?
Maybe you have not been faced with adverse situations or circumstances with others and Stood Your Ground or spoke your mind, regardless of what someone thinks of you or your image.

I practice control and restriants often and daily. I also can give the benefit of doubt, but sometimes you have to stand for something or you will fall for anything. And that means "MYself" and my space. Some want to project this Pollypurebred attitude and be appaulled at everything all the time while being a pushover.
Suit yourself but don't expect everyone to conform.

SiennaB! said...

being a star or a celeb, which, imo, is totally different from a star doesn't give you the right to be rude. being the boyfriend of a star (which i think reese is, considering her earnings) gives you even less right to act snooty, because you are on hallowed ground because of someone else's merit's, not your own.

honestly, i think if jake had gone about this a completely diff way, he could've ended up in the same position - or better - on his own two feet, but he didn't/wasn't willing to make the effort. so every a-list even he's at, every time he's papped now, is more because of her than him. if we subtract all her accomplishments away from his equation, then what do we have? A guy who made some ok movies, then a great movie, but then some more ok movies, and his fans lost interest in him after a couple of years. yawn.

i can't say that i love him or am enthused about him like i used to be. i'm really put off and disgusted. i guess the really disgusting news is that - if he were to get his life back in the road - i'd be a fangurl all over again. buf or now, i have my limits and he's crossed them. blech.

Stand UP said...

And, YOU would turn the situation into a sexually frustrated males behavior. LMAO How convenient.

Florida Tom said...
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Underdog said...

Aww, thanks for the great comment.

I haven't seen Sweet Polly Purebred in a dog's age. :)

Florida Tom said...

Jersey Tom said...
The last two weeks have been great. Loved seeing J and A together.

Not giving jake any breaks after this weekend. I agree with you cynic. That guy should have beat the living crap out of Jake. Jake is a panty wasit who couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag. He has security to protect him so he can mouth off like a wise guy. He acted like a big time a$$hole this weekend. No excuses. The guy needs his a$$ kicked.

destiny said...

I hadn't thought about how annoying it must have been to have Reeke's personal photographer there snapping away at the concert while they posed for the camera.

And I do think Cynic has some good points. Seems like we've seen a lot of anger from Jake this year.

Toothy's Dentist said...

Jersey Tom said...
The last two weeks have been great. Loved seeing J and A together.

Not giving jake any breaks after this weekend. I agree with you cynic. That guy should have beat the living crap out of Jake. Jake is a panty wasit who couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag. He has security to protect him so he can mouth off like a wise guy. He acted like a big time a$$hole this weekend. No excuses. The guy needs his a$$ kicked.

^ Jerseytom I have respected most of your views in the past even tho I don't agree with most, but what you really sound like now is a angry child. No doubt this is because Jake has not come out and pleased you? Your post promotes violence, but I know you will not understand it because you are too mad at Jake because he has not given a press conference saying he's gay.
Really sad and ridiculous comment.

SweetPollyPureBred said...

oH, Underdog, I knew you would come...

LOL said...

Ent Lawyer in today's Random Photos: Pic of Reeke at concert, Reese is clapping and Jake has his arms in the air. "Jake G wants to turn every song into YMCA."

mystery said...

There is no mention of this "incident" on any other site, blog and no one commented on it.
But it shows Jake in a negative light - it must be true....

But it is not surprising - just the ususal negative tone that has emerged on this blog lately....

Florida Tom said...

Dont care what you think Toothy Dentist or whoever you are. Ive needed my ass kicked in the pass before also. One better be able to defend themselves or have very big guys protect them like Jake. Most fairies like us arent very good fighters.

Special K said...

Home from the Sox (woo hoo they won) and traveling by trains when there are over500,000 spectators for the race, 40,000 for the Red Sox game and over 20,000 runners. It was crazy crazy in the trains. Since thing run simultaneously.

Saw the video - can I just ask some questions?

Reese was seen in her bikini and then walking out with Jenny Lewis and band member with Jake right after that.

Could she have been complaining that she had a wedgie from the bikini when they were walking and Jake pulled it, cause I could kinda see that happening. Especially if you have a Will & Grace thing kind a going on. Just a thought.

Now about the show. I agree Destiny - I would be grumped as all get out if I couldn't hear the band. And especially since he has known the band so well and for so long. Heck, I almost got into it today at the game after having to get up more 15 times for these dufus guys to come back and forth in our row for every kind of beer run, pee run, food run, or anything else they could think of. All I wanted to was watch the game. "Stay in the damn seat and watch damn the game!!"

Yes I do have major bitchy moments.

We were 7 row up from the bullpen and had a straight clear view to the mound. And you want to go for a beer run and get even more drunk?

semantics said...

The blog copy reads, "Jake turned around to screaming fans and said, "I'm trying to listen!"

In essence, he was demanding that a large group of people, a large group of people BEHIND him, who had paid good money to be there to stop enjoying the show, so he alone could listen.

Don't care how you try to spin it, that was selfish and childish behavior.

Toothy's Dentist said...

One better be able to defend themselves or have very big guys protect them like Jake. Most fairies like us arent very good fighters.

^^ Now that's a great way to promote homophobic stereotypes. Apparently in your circles all gay men are sissy and wimps and can't defend themselves unless others "help" them.
And the term Fairies? If that's what some gay men want to call themselves, so be it.

My gay male friends and myself happen to think this is a "part" of the problem of "most" non stereotypical masculine gay men not coming out. I know of gay and bisexual men who have boxed and played all kinds of sports, and still are, they can and will kick ass at the drop of a dime. Don't rub them the wrong way. So to assume that Jake would get his ass kicked just because you see him as panty waist.
I will remember these comments when you are upset "again" because of some homophobic rant you read by someone or in Hollywood.

destiny said...

How is talking so loudly people in front of you can hear over the loud music enjoying the show? I will never understand why people think it is okay to chatter away during a show or game of any kind like they are sitting in their own living room and nobody else is present.

And I'm not talking about people who are whispering or occassionally scream out something. I'm talking about the chatter boxes and the obnoxious drunks. Oh, and those people who decide they don't like a particular song--often a ballad or quieter song--so they're going to chatter all through it, who cares if it is a song someone else loves and actually wants to hear.

Medusa said...

Don't care how you try to spin it, that was selfish and childish behavior. Sadly, it would seem to be the behaviour of someone who's seriously lost the plot. Let's hope to refinds it soon (guess somewhere in texas is a good place to start looking).

Florida Tom said...

I have no problem making a little fun of myself Toothy Dentist.. I am out to so many more people than I was a few years ago and I feel great. Jake was my hero and I hate when he makes a total ass out of himself and he made a total ass out of himself this weekend..

I bet he regrets it today. Hopefully.

Special K said...

Special, if I can make a suggestion, OMG should have a competition where you try to find a picture of Austin where he's standing with someone taller than him. Just looking at these Informers pics I realise that I don't think I've ever seen one.That would be fun to do. I know there are taller actors but I don't know if I've seen anyone in a picture with Austin taller than him.

doctor doctor said...

That wasn't an ass grab, that was a proctology exam.

semantics said...

Destiny,

What in that blog copy leads you to believe that the fans shouted down were talking? It doesn't say that, it doesn't say what they were doing exactly, only that whatever it was annoyed the hell of the person in the front row directly by the band performing.

Now, I do agree with you on the talking bit, that also bothers the shit out of me. However, going on just the info given, Jake reacted to other audience members enjoying the show, and how they were doing that somehow was unacceptable to him.

Special K said...

doctor doctor

That's why I keep thinking Ms.W had a wicked wedgie from the bikini and wouldn't pick herself and kept talking about it. Can't you see Jake pulling it and saying something like "there, happy now?"

Stand Up said...

I've been to broadway and had people sitting close to me on a cell phone and or texting. I tell them could they please not do that. The talking and or the blue light is annoying me. One woman who gave commentary after every scene in a movie theatre told her husband to not mind me, I was ignorant after I asked her to please stop talking, it was annoying me. Her husband finally said to me, We paid our money to watch this movie. I said to him, I paid alos, but I did not pay to hear her comments after every scene as if I can't understand what's happening. And for those (DOCTORS) who are constantly on call and just cannot turn their cells off for 2 hours, I say, don't go to the movies, plays, and concerts, rent them since you are that important and must take every call and text now! And the non "DOCTORS", you're just rude and you have rude friends.
STAND UP

Medusa said...

Okay, everyone gets annoyed when someone talks through a film, or uses a cell phone at during a play. However, Jake was in the front row, on stage, hardly slam in the middle of the crowd surrounded by drunks (mind you, Reese had probably knocked back a few pinas by then). Seems to me, its the irrational behaviour, which does seem to be a bit of a trend, that is the issue. You have to be fairly tightly wound if you can't deal with some crowd noise around you. If you can't deal with that stay at home and listen to the CD.

Toothy's Dentist said...

Medusa, what seems to be a TREND is to find fault with Jake around every corner lately. It's very obvious. If there is any post, anywhere of Jake and something negative, even if it's not confirmed as true, the negative comments are sure to follow with the disgust of Jake and his whole being. This happenss too often. Nothing has been confirmed and if so, nobody knows the just of what really happened unless you were there and witnessed it.

destiny said...

I have no idea what was going on at the Coachella, I'm just expressing my own experiences and feelings on the subject.

If you can't deal with a little bit of noise and the crowds I agree, stay at home. But I also think people who just want to talk and party with some music in the background should also stay at home. You don't go to a movie or play for the purpose of talking, why should a concert be any different?

And don't even get me started on people who text during movies and plays......hey, didn't Reeke do that? Kind of ironic for him to turn around and complain about bad behavior.

empathetic to the yelled at fans said...

Calling a spade a spade isn't a bad thing, ya know. But, Toothy's Dentist, since giving our opinion on this subject has some how affronted your so very sensitive soul, let's try this:

IF the fans in the audience were only enjoying the musics, and IF Jake yelled at people for simply enjoying the same concert, than IN MY OPINION ONLY that smacks of a sense of entitlement, that he is owed more by virtue of who he is, and who does that sound like, HYPOTHETICALLY speaking?

Elinor said...

"Good luck with that!"

"Best wishes to you on your exam to be a guide."

Oh Thanks you very much Prairiegirl and said for your words of encouragement.
I hope to be admissible cause it's really what I would like to do.
A guide shows the way in the history's labirynthe lol or something like that!

"I'm glad you feel open enough to share personal stories; I love it. It helps me to feel a connection somehow."

To say the truth I feel in confidence here cause you are all open about yourselves and your experiences. It's sincere and true.

If I have to reveal a confession I would say I feel more humanity here than around me ,in my everydaylife! Don't know if my thought is odd but it's the way I feel.


Oh Oh the nasty Jake is back again I see.
I am reserved about the "examiner" story but if there is truth I wouldn't be surprised!
I see him like the kind of good guy who suddenly for wathever reasons , often ridiculous, gets angry out of proportion!

Now I realise I am sagittarius like him and act like a big babe sometimes but well I am too tiny to fight with someone and too polite to do "finger" lol

Please say me there is an other sagittarius here ????? lol

Nontheless , I look at the clock and it's time to sleep so I wish me a good night and a good evening for you all!

Florida Tom said...

I am sure everyone was just thrilled as reeke stood there posing for hundreds of pics. It was night time there had to be flashes into everyones eyes. You can see reese directly staring into the camera on many of the pics. They took their own damn photographers. If there were paps there then I am sure security would have ran their asses off.

Jake gave the finger probably to make it look they were being annoyed at the paps. No pap is going to ne able to film these two people all day long without having thier asses ran off. No way. They brought their own photographers. And Jake just wanted to act like a big bad ass hetero. Didnt happen Jake.

Wicked said...

***Please say me there is an other sagittarius here ????? lol ***

Here!

Both today's and yesterday's songs came from the Red Hot compilation Dark Was the Night.

Re the ass grab: To me an ass grab is cupping the butt cheeks, not sticking your finger in someone's crack. But maybe I just think that because I'm a prude.

Medusa said...

Hate to be dumping on Jake, but, for most of the time they were being photoed, they were either by a hotel pool, or in the VIP enclosure, whatever that is. Both places where if they were being seriously bothered by the paps, they could have requested that they (the paps) were removed. As said before, if you don't want to be photographed, don't stand in the front row of the VIP section on stage, its not that difficult to understand.

They went there to be photographed, sure they probably enjoyed the music, but first and foremost it was a publicity trip. Personally I think its more related to Reese getting the funding for her film Nice, than anything to do with Jake.

Medusa said...

"To me an ass grab is cupping the butt cheeks, not sticking your finger in someone's crack."

Me too Wicked, anyone tried that little manoeuver on me I'd flipping deck them.

Florida Tom said...

Yep I agree Medussa. How rude was it to the people standing around them and even the the musicans who supposingly Jakes knows or dated. Thats real classy.

music lovah said...

Wicked,

I found both yesterday's and today's songs remarkable - not realizing they were from the Red Hot compilation. I'm definitely going to get it. :)

This must be a folk-y one? There's a Red, Hot & Rhapsody one which is Gershwin (my idol) and a Latin one, I think. I love Gillian Welch's voice. :)

music lovah said...

^^And it's for a wonderful cause too. :)

Special K said...

The Red & Hot and Rhapsody, sounds great, Music Lovah.

Has anyone heard Red & Hot and Bothered? If so any recommendations?

Clarity said...

Good luck to you Elinor! I have my fingers crossed for
you : )


You all are making really good points today. I can understand some of this bad behavior but some of it I cant. I'm starting to really question JG and who he is. Not judging - just questioning. And the butt rub was down right weird IMO whatever the reason. Two bad reviews in one day is not good whatever the reason. I know I said I was over this whole thing but I just feel like I'm watching a train wreck for some reason.

music lovah said...

^^Great title! :)

Special K said...

Elinor - that's sound really interesting to be a guide - they can really make a great experience even better. Good Luck!!!

prairiegirl said...

Hey Clarity, if you're around, let me know if you want to meet in the Chatroom? I'll keep this up for a little bit to see if you are. If not, no biggie.

Clarity said...

yep...PG...Im there...just give me a minute. Im sending Special my email addy while im thinking about it.

Florida Tom said...

I got a kick out of ass whatever it was video when Jake said "Your gonna have to run to the car". Hello jake she is not Paris, Brittany, or Lindsay. How many paps were there dude. Probably just the one you brought. I think they both may be a little delusional at this point.

I want more J and A. Come on Jake you jerk.

prairiegirl said...

Tom, I'm in the middle of emailing you, buddy!
I was in chat for awhile and then off my computer so I didn't see your email.

destiny said...

although I don't have any particular insight into this situation I would imagine that Austin is as invested in Jake's straightening as anyone. He is just starting out and if he comes out of the closet now he may as well find a new career. xx

TR, if you're around, I'd still love to hear why you think Jake's straightening makes Austin straight. I'd like to hear from other people who I know think this too. I'm just genuinely curious because I don't understand this argument. I would also like to know why you equate bearding with not coming out. I think there are points along that spectrum, including not bearding and not coming out, which is what Austin is doing.

destiny said...

Ted on Coachella:

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, taking a long-needed vacay from Brentwood coffee runs, headed out to the hotass desert to check out musicfest Coachella.

I think they wanted folks to think they actually sweat from things other than hikes and runs.
The pretty pair brushed off watching headlining act The Killers in favor of grooving to hipster fave Jenny Lewis. Jakey and Jenny used to date way, way back in the day, but Reese must not be much of a jealous lady since she mouthed the words to every song while Gyll-hon wrapped his Prince of Persia biceps around her.


What a sweetie! How perfectly protective, bro! But what was this, a People Who Have Dated Jake Gyllenhaal Convention?

'Cause another J.G. ex at the fest was...
Kirsten Dunst, chain-smoking and texting in the VIP area during Morrissey's set. Jeez, Kiki coulda done that for free at home, right? The recently rehabbed babe was seen drinking, but, like, that rehab trip was for depression, not alcoholism, so it's totally OK 'cause the two are so unrelated, right? K.D. tried her darndest to be antisocial, her eyes only on her BlackBerry, but one gal got K.D.'s attention, that being...
xx

By the way, sign of the times, This post only has 19 comments, a later post from Ted on the Twilight gang has over 300 comments. No one cares about Reeke.

tr said...

It makes him appear to be straight. If his supposed gossip boyfriend turns out to be straight then his own gay rumors have less validity. He doesn't want to be thought of as gay, bi or ambiguous from the quotes I've read he reacted pretty negatively to those rumors.

My point was that he is not the pining victim but probably fully along for the ride. He has a lot to gain by proxy from the Reeking.

m said...

Austin appears to me to be more self-confident than Jake, less needy. Seems strange I know since Jake comes from a HW family, but show business is very volatile. Wealthy one minute, broke the next. Jake stopped his education at one year of college. Austin comes from a family of doctors or medical professionals, he's well educated with a college degree. He seems more self sufficient and comfortable in his skin. Since the Jake straightening effort is not working, I don't see how it helps Austin in any way.

Glad to see Ted calling out the bullshit, as usual.

Toothy's Dentist said...

TR, I agree with you and you said it very well.. I may have said this totally different with a maybe a little attitude, but this is how I have always seen this picture.

M, I don't agree. Austin has always seem to have been more nervous in the limelight and especially when seen with Jake. Even early in the rumors before they picked up steam, Jake seem unconcern or nonchalant to be paped with Austin. Austin was the one that seemed less confident to me. He seems to be changing now. He's not as knew to HW and it's games and politics now.

destiny said...

Thanks for answering TR.

M, ITA. Austin seems very comfortable with himself in a way that Jake never does. And Just because someone gets nervous at big events or when being interviewed doesn't mean they are not confident and secure. People who've worked with him have said he can be shy, and it's not as unusual for an actor as you might think. As for the comparison to Jake in that regard, well, there's the old cliche about clowns being unhappy and insecure underneath it all, and we all know Jake often likes to play the clown. As we enter into our third year of bearding, I think that facade covers up a lot of insecurities and low self-esteem that fed into his bearding.

I also think that not liking the paps has no relationship to a person's sexuality or confidence. Plenty of other actors don't love them, does that make them gay? How about Heath, for starters? Maggie Gyllenhaal?

I also agree M that I don't see how Austin could possibly benefit from the bearding when even Jake isn't. And how does Jake being with Reese make up for the fact that Austin hasn't had a girlfriend in what, five years now?

All this talk about confidence makes me think again about something I sort of raised yesterday--whether some stars don't use the gay rumors as an excuse for why they think they're not getting work. I think Jake was in a big hurry to become a star, and yet it's hard for most film actors in their late 20s--too old to play the adolescent roles, too young for most leading man roles, which generally go to actors in their 30s and 40s. Plus, while I think he is good, I think he probably has a limited range.

But instead of acknowledging any shortcomings, the tough industry, etc., working hard, taking his time, it's possible Jake just said to himself, hey, the reason I'm not getting work are those pesky rumors.

Austin, on the other hand, seems to have no problem taking his time and working hard to get ahead. I have no doubt he's ambitious, but I think other things matter to him as well, and he has enough confidence in himself to plow ahead, without resorting to relationships and tabloids to get attention and (if lucky) work.

Austin wants to be known for himself and his work.

Jake wants to be loved and adored by as many people as possible, and be a "star" with a capital S, even if it means not being true to himself, because he needs it to validate himself. Lots of actors are like that.

destiny said...

One last point: it seems to me that the actors who've been in relationships/marriages that lasted are also the ones who didn't need the limelight to feed their egos, the ones who got out of HW and/or didn't live their lives in the tabloids. I'm thinking of people like Newman, Streep, Sarandon, Hanks.......

Marilyn Monroe and Judy Garland said...

"Jake wants to be loved and adored by as many people as possible, and be a "star" with a capital S, even if it means not being true to himself, because he needs it to validate himself."

Deja vu!

Kacie said...

On The Insider program, there was
a picture of Jake/Reese. The she
is pregnant rumors have started
again! Also, I still think Austin
is about 6 ft. 4 inches tall. He
is so thin that he looks that much
taller!! All I can say is good luck to Jake! Wonder is this is the
end of the Toothy Tile Story? That
is just a thought!
Prairie Girl, I hope that your
father is feeling much better and
has improved. Take care everybody.

nena said...

I fully agree with TR, Austin does not need to do a thing, since is not like people are primarily speculating about him, by in large no one cares. If Jake is with Reese he is just off the hook and free to do whatever. I, personally, don't see what is so difficult to understand here. I guess I have no understanding myself of the Austin has more integrity, Austin is the poor victim, etc. arguments. Austin is in for the ride 100%, wouldn't be happily going around with Jake biking then few days later Jake is papped patting Reese 's butt, if 1. felt hurt, 2. did not agree to the arrangement. Either could not care less, i.e. the relationship is a lot more superficial than we think, or does not exist at all, which is entirely possible, or ... he is an idiot (which is unlikely the case). He has made 'plenty' of comments implying he is straight and used some harsh words to describe people thinking otherwise. Most here are infatuated with him and would condone him on every count, the fantastic darling. I mean, that lousy tv program he is in is almost become a masterpiece, enough said.

Meg said...

nena, I don't think anyone here is infatuated enough by Austin to consider OTH a masterpiece.

Austin maybe does get abit of a free pass sometimes, but hey, when you're as cute as a button people will forgive most things.

flf said...

"But instead of acknowledging any shortcomings, the tough industry, etc., working hard, taking his time, it's possible Jake just said to himself, hey, the reason I'm not getting work are those pesky rumors."

Exactly. Jake has been bearding now for more than 2 years and if it's the gay rumors that's keeping the projects away, why hasn't he got anything now? While actors like RDJ who are bi, been in jail and have a drug problem are doing great. Hell, look at Hugh Jackman...

The ass grab video is just plain silly. Jake puts his arm around Reese who is way behind him when he sees the pap and as the pap starts filming behind them grabs her ass for like 3 seconds WTF? As for his finger going into her crack, that just has to be habit! :D And you can bet he asked for permission first or Reese would have slapped him silly!

I don't think Austin has to gain anything by associating himself with Jake's messy, pathetic bearding crap at all, If he wanted so much to straighten his image he had only to walk the red carpet with some pretty girl and be seen around with various dates. Now why is that so hard for some people to understand? Why on earth would he want to hang on to a bearding game that no one believes and gets ridiculed so much? Jeez

And, Austin is a fantastic darling whom I love to bits and that TV program he's in? wow! that's some masterpiece ain't it? :)) Now, if only Jakey could get something, he might just stop kicking and biting the paps and keep that wayward finger in his pocket!

Meg said...

flf .. totally agree, you're obviously much more eloquent than me first thing in the morning.

Miracle Gro said...

"While actors like RDJ who are bi, been in jail and have a drug problem are doing great."

RDJ was homeless and hiding in peoples shrubs and bushes in their yards all over LA, sad but LOLOL. Can you imagine going outside to get the paper at 5 am and finding Jake sleeping on your lawn or Austin hiding under a hedge?!LOL Poor RDJ, he got a lot of sympathey and I'm glad he's come back.

Miracle Gro said...

If I found Austin or Jake passed out on my lawn I would drag their ass in the house and keep him as a pet.

flf said...

Austin, my little hedgehog!

x17 video said...

I think the ass grabbing video is sexual and it’s done for the paparazzi camera on purpose. It shows that Jake is as willing to sell this bearding as Reese is. We can’t say it’s her forcing him to do it. She doesn’t do anything. It’s all him.

There is a new video of Jake on x17 from yesterday. He has that arrogant attitude he has lately that is so unpleasant. He used to be down to earth and now he constantly has the same annoying air of superiority vibe that his beard has.

x17 video

Special K said...

Sorry I don't see the arrogance in the video, I see someone trying to get in their car and paps surrounding it. And saying its private property - well sorry, Jake is right. There is no shouting pushing shoving flipping the bird or anything. He just tips the valet, told the paps it was private property and got in the car and left.



Comments on the earlier discussion.

Jake is an extrovert he has no problem sharing with everyone. And likes being in the center of attention, like the red carpet, because his energy comes from everything around him. It's ONE of ways he draws energy.

Austin is an introvert, he gets his energy from things(music, books, movies), internally or from a small group of people who are very close to him.

What you see on the red carpet is him becoming an extrovert. Watching him you can see that he is not exactly comfortable. The smile is super, the energy is up, it's not fake but a turned up version for the moment. But its almost like, in the back of his head he's just like he knows if he does this, he can get inside soon. And he gets shiny, subconscious reaction not being comfortable. When you look at party pictures he's a little more comfortable there than red carpet ones.

Not that he doesn't love having fans or the recognition of his work, he wants those things, really wants them. Its just the way it comes on the red carpet making him the center of attention,that makes him uncomfortable.

He doesn't do the red carpet except for his own projects, and that one ESPN party. And you could see that was more work than pleasure. Not that he doesn't like parties and doesn't go to them in HW. You're just not going to see him on the red carpet, unless he has to. He doesn't need to walk it for himself.

Look when he does an interview - one on one, total and deadly charmer.

Austin is ambitious and driven,(that's not a bad thing) he has to be to make it as far as he has come in Hollywood, he just does it as an introvert.

The parts of him you know, are the parts of him that he is allows people to see. There's a whole lot more to him that he keeps for himself and those closest to him.

sexy my ass said...

Ewwww...Just had a look at the ass pat video...I have to go with Special K's wedgie theory - if it was a case of "oh my gosh, they're so in love/lust they can't keep their hands off each other" then Jake wouldn't pull away so abruptly and she wouldn't walk away from him almost immediately - there would be continued physical contact. Or maybe they pulled away cause they didn't want the paps capturing such a loving,intimate, private,moment...nah don't think so somehow

flf said...

Hey, Meg it's 7.00 in the evening/night for me now :)

prairiegirl said...

It's 7 in the morning, flf? I thought you were in London. You must be in Australia or something. Good evening to you!! It's 5:05 here. Holy cow, that's 14 hrs difference.
I'm obssessed with time differences as well as temperatures, I guess, lol

flf said...

Yes PG, I'm in Australia and it's around 14 hours difference!

Meg - the typing clock said...

pg.. just to let you know its 11:35 in Scotland (and the rest of the UK of course), so I'm sort of mid way between you and flf. The weather is cloudy but very springy with masses of blossom all over the place, about 17 / 18 C (don't know the fatherheit I'm afraid).

prairiegirl said...

Hey, thanks, Meg!!! lol. I don't know why I'm sorta preoccupied with that kind of stuff. It just does. Lunchtime for you, Meg! It's 45 here.

prairiegirl said...

I mean, I just am. I'm still not awake yet.

Special, this post yesterday was just greatly clever. It is funny about the arms. What is with that?

It's going to be a gorgeous day today and most of the week here, I think. I have a dogsitting gig later this week through the weekend, so I'll be limited to laptop access unless he has someone around I can latch onto. I've never tried at his house. But I look so forward to seeing Puddy & Nikki. I haven't seen them for a good while. I couldn't watch them several weeks ago when I was in D.C. and he said Puddy was really unhappy because he wasn't in his own home.

tr, thanks for your insight & thoughts, too. It seems like you see the business aspect of things J&A pretty objectively, so it helps.