Taken Prisoner

Another one has been taken prisoner by Prinsoners. 

Paul Dano, who is in the new movie Looper, is  joining the cast.

Jake is working  his director from An Enemy, Denis Villeneuve, again for the"gritty thriller that centers on a small-town carpenter (Hugh) whose young daughter and best friend are kidnapped. After the cops fail to find them, his character takes the law into his own hands, kidnapping the man he suspects is responsible. But as his friend and daughter's captivity continues, the carpenter begins to have doubts that he has the right man."   It's then he runs up against a hot-shot detective (Jake) assigned to the case.

 Dano will "play a neighbor who has the mental capacity of a 10-year old and has a very sweet disposition, but may hide the personality of a killer."

 And it looks like we have a tentative date and place for the shoot. They are looking at January in Atlanta, but as before you never know for sure until the first day they start shooting.  

This is Hug(h)e!

Back in 2009 OMG predicted the coming of  Hughenhaal 

And we were right!

It's official! Wooly Jake will be teaming up with Wolverine in the new movie  thriller Prisoners.

"Written by Aaron Guzikowski (“Contraband”), story revolves around a small-town carpenter named Keller (Jackman) whose young daughter and her best friend are kidnapped. After the cops fail to find them, Keller takes the law into his own hands, but in the process runs up against Detective Loki (Gyllenhaal), a hot shot cop with confidence to burn, assigned to the case."

 Jake will once at again pick up the badge and gun this time moving up the ranks to that of Detective. Looks like he stuck on the Thin Blue Line one more time.

Back then OMG suggested a solution to the tight finances of Hollywood with Hughenhaal which " harnessing the powers of science and comics, Hollywood will merge two actor to form one entity. Starmergance has devised a way to locate similar stars and create a third Hollywood and PR entity with a mean age of 34."

But the reality is just casting both in the same medium budget film. 

Now teaming up with Hugh could be a good thing, there's someone on set to duet with on all the Broadway classics, (Hugh did The Boy from Oz), 

someone spot for you working out,

and Jake will have to ditch the beard.  Why?  Because his wild and wooly beard of Biblical proportions is no match for those massive mutton chops.

Hughenhaal

With Disney posting a loss of 97% of operating income last year and other studios in tough times, Hollywood is getting creative. In an effort of cost cutting in these times of tough economy, Hollywood has a devised a new marketing plan to get a two for the price of one. And not in the old school Hollywood way, one star dating another. (yawn)

Harnessing the powers of science and comics, Hollywood will merge two actor to form one entity. Starmergance has devised a way to locate similar stars and create a third Hollywood and PR entity with a mean age of 34. Their first project. Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal. Both desirable actors to both men and women, A-listers, and smiley guys. Starmergance also looks at background, box office numbers, Q number, power rankings, and the chatter around Hollywood to find a suitable pair of candidates.

2 actors for the price of one.

You can see the Starmergance process.



The hairy man pecs



The formal awards look

Action hero - Pendants and Bi...ceped
Hair Gone Wild (not so good)


Hair Gone Wild (much improved)

Time with Gavin
Musical Men
Boy from Oz/ Boys of Summer (Damn Yankees)
The new face of Hollywood - Hughenhaal


This could mean layoffs for others.....Ms. Witherspoon was unavailable for comment.