Tag In - Tag Out

Just as pictures of Austin with his AGENTS co-star pop up to stretch the story a little longer,

Jake's has snapped.

It's faux no mo' for the tale of Jake and Alyssa.  According to US Weekly  ie the "official" story - they split after he finished up Nightcrawler and around the holidays. - But come on - Jake did three weeks of pictures back in July got them all out of the way and said No Mas! and it was up to Alyssa to make it look like something it clearly was not.  And it was clearly related to the rollout of Prisoners - look how she popped up in Toronto never to be seen by his side again. (Jake cue up One Night Only from Dreamgirls)

Seriously if you pick the dog to do pictures with over your "date" - you sent out the message you were done

But as the rags say - Jake's back on the scene - (like a sex machine? - Ohh James Brown!)

What scene has Jake ever been on?  The pancake and coffee house scene of the lower East side and Brooklyn?  The now passe kale scene? The "I drank kombucha before it was popular" scene?  Or "Soul Cycle is sooo over" scene?  Maybe.

But dating scene? - Really? When has that ever been?

But now he won't need to be because he's tagged out (and doesn't have to drag anyone on the red carpet to any award shows that he might show up at) and Austin's tagged back in.


Ditch the dates and just stick with the real deal - because you are more in step than you have ever been together than with any of the rest of them combined.