Thought it was over

....think again.

So Janet Charleton came out with this today as the real reason for the break up:
At last the truth comes out. An acquaintance of Reese and Jake acknowledges that they were very smitten with each other for quite awhile and seemed perfectly matched. Unfortunately, Jake had a habit that Reese could not live with, and he wouldn’t give it up. He smoked way too much. And we’re not talking nicotine here. Not only did it rub Reese the wrong way, but she worried about her children being exposed to his bad habits. So, regretfully, she moved on. Note: those of you who insist that Jake is gay are NUTS.

Seriously?

Now what does it sound like to you?


Because it really sounds like Reese is upset that the JIG rumors persist and she is not coming out ahead in this one, just a whisker or more like a beard behind.

And saying that she dumped him because he "wasn't low" makes her look like she is the better of the two and so morally upstanding.

But in the end it doesn't matter what she has them say he did, she just needs to shake those gay rumors off of him, because it is affecting her future plans and that is not acceptable.

Proof in the Pictures

What was Jake thinking wearing too big jeans and that big blue schmata to the Dr. office? He looks like he wearing someone else's clothes. Maybe there wasn't much left in the closet to wear.

Clearly he doesn't want the photographers to see what he is saying in his phone. Maybe he was putting the death blow to Reeke 2, death by gravy boat.



Here's Ted's Lastest:

Gyllenspoon Round 2 Not Happening

As if there was any doubt.

Just thought we'd just make super-duper sure, ya know, just in case Jake Gyllenhaal changed his mind at the last minute before the press-crazy Prince of Persia premiere. Thinking, I dunno, maybe he'd want to take Oscar-winning ex Reese Witherspoon as his date. Instead of his sis, Maggie, the rents, BFF Austin Nichols, or even that that octopus from Sesame Street Jake bonded with recently.

"It's not happening," insisted a source close to Jake. "No way."

But you do know how pushy publicists can be in situations like this, don't you?

Just look at WWK's fab scoop on Supernatural star Jared Palecki's engagement to his costar Genevieve Cortese, if you don't believe me.

Now, let's see, it was only secs ago Jared was engaged to what's her face, right? Sandra McCoy? Lasted for about as long as this one will, probably, or about as long as Reese's rumored engagement to Jake did, for a better example. Point is: These stars have product to sell, and part of the selling is the personal.

To witness, who gave better bike-ride and mocha latte photo-op love than former Rendention stars, Jake and Reese?

Not a photo-op but who can do coffee and bikes better?

Our inside Gyllenhaal source would not comment, either way, regarding the source of the split—a disagreement over decaf or regular frappacuinos, maybe? They only assured us Jake ain't goin' back there. Ever.

Read the rest of what Ted said here - Awful Truth

Clean Close Shave

Jake celebrates turning 29 on Saturday and it looks like this coming year there's going to be some changes.


Top Ten Reasons why 29 is not your manager's 27.

10. Flannel back to just for pajamas.

9. [Singing]One less phone to answer, one less bag to hold.

8. No more 6 coffee runs a day jitters.

7. Atticus Atticus Atticus!

6. Workout buddies that can keep up. ; )

5. "So what are you wearing, suprise! we match! " over.


4. Goodbye Ojai!


3. Can go back to sitting in the back of the restaurants and enjoy the main course and dessert. ; )

2. More biking baby!

1. Screw Coachella I'm going to Austin City Limits this year.

Happy Hanukkah

It's a Chrismahanukwanzakah Miracle....

...and a great big birthday wish too!!! Just two word.. It's Ovah.

Just can't think of any better way to celebrate, bet Jake would agree.

And ok a Snoopy Dance.

"Ani LeDodi v'Dodi Li"

' I am to My Beloved, and My Beloved is to Me '

Song of Songs 6:2